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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3MUgb04XY
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHMbkVMIyj
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mgrT4kLlY
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdbvtfg1Sr
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6e5U3Re1p
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXkxCAs99a
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2NqPbejtb
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxZd4Liztc
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcViaFRs35W
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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