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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTf4QSocnA
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq85Fei8EBo
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzTJuXftFj
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTO2OzEL9C
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4CBqS1ehO
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmosDJnO4qr
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJpNdbLZo5
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwG5uIMVRK
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMy2GIZ9zP
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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