ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE DUMBEST STORY EVER?!? 362Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3Pd0cztXH
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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 362Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK6aVG03Ni
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 362Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4Zh1xxgCF
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 362Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMVs0paZdX
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.362Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4iIAZfxrv
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.362Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUyKrQGUOX
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 362Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58gM9AfoNb
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.362Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezTWw2Bcgg
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.362Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5FZsoVE2t
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--362Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkwebXx2or
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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