Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8rHlkxxUo
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzJ5JmCi9V
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SdbQ6QoYJ
Eric: Warriors? Why?483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfTssFlFwg
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthiYRFsYyu
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KRtzhdexY
Anya: You look like crap.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ3hwY3DBq
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLFsbb96Ht
Anya: Is that your wish?483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYnj1QyInK
Cordy: No.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohxqupty4R
Anya: Okay.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3YNkJ0KuZ
Cordy: Yeah.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7khlFBuLl4
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJwBFqd8Wj
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmYZXTWekh
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T9uE3X35v
Eric: I can help with that.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00Vgnq6S0w
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3zPhLODd3
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyOP93WQ59
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQRd9u7DFw
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlP0QOQ9LEH
Xander: It's still disturbing.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6bDcuezEq
Anya: Deal with it.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgbxxOcUz2
(Anya and Xander kiss.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡed95wM60y9
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmZ3FzgSCK
(the warriors cats come padding in.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDwdev732b
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXnnEZaSGE
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOUcsGtpqO
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTZSFGvv6l
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE8MnVZ7vn
Graystripe: We all are.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNpIj0eplU
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mMfYGVAv8
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyB21KRyzB
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpuY1z6fC3
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpNmXSZ4hO
Crowfeather: He's good.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWPEDLQx0f
Tigerheart: Very good.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiizibcGMjq
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR6rQXd9E2
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKSQllnHjs
Squirrelflight: Hey now.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIgEkFSPtF
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMnLbbYh6n
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaru6ASg0n
Mistystar: They're right.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZvdVOJnMt
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8IOJFjIoL
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY9sazBTXC
(Every cat is silent.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8uerzgbkT
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07Su8qUYOZ
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyTiBxaTzh
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvb60xQX80
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPzmcWnxs7
Princess: You, too.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IgCkZaTq9
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH1TYZ8IMk
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDmLfO2Hsr
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWkMeVkrwG
(Anya picks up Firestar.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHHJbR2cnd
Firestar: Watch it.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S0Dl1MyIR
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAN3slTQxW
Xander: An, these cats are wild.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQmU1E4s8l
Anya: You're no fun.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJLbNF6ASy
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HxzCM0zu0
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl0iPYynkP
Leafpool: Are you okay?483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDc0v08vGv
Firestar: I'm fine.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1ZgppSuA7
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLoVJXXNAM
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsHkd1gjgA
Sookie: Likewise.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6o7g420O6
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dbkHYDz2I
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY29ih0teYs
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNPe92hGby
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04rFidPNHQ
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lP4XfcSa2
Sookie: That's so cute!483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpbllGag5x
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWChGkhaL4
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fYOIcsX5f
Longtail: Mousefur?483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlYdKGdAUO
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMBr8iTh3f
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OK1zyP68N
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7RaY9Gekx
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlW7UZGFwi
Crookedstar: I agree.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuamyhMsus
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6szz6HDKa
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YJBpiA5ls
Graystripe: Count me in.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVV04elyBe
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiatDhrnyG
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ183Z6DCzo9
(Anya smiles.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFVPaFdYVS
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjI4OrIbZ3
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAmGOSuRtQ
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lD0gf9EYk
(Anya and Xander kiss.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3RJlRKk1H
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VZqbiBXbW
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU1cCSFPSE
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUSZ8U9xYk
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQDLyggs8g
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq7a4H7rWJ
Ferncloud: I agree.
