Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanUQ08n88A
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfoa0feHol
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7wRzW1tVo
Eric: Warriors? Why?457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8v4jEhXhy
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNKS0ytVb7
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVxaci9sQP
Anya: You look like crap.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNthP3SYehM
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsq4xKAmtL8
Anya: Is that your wish?457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP5nKrCusW
Cordy: No.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqe5itaqa2
Anya: Okay.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3DAGwHMTn
Cordy: Yeah.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlqF5oE4XN
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s074mL7aw
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvlWJJI42t
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChw7v1P1yh
Eric: I can help with that.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGm3s9d6tW
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Q8bICxkCG
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hRNwrq7p4
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum4Hmjtwvj
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcnYYpc5WD
Xander: It's still disturbing.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwE2OV9iPvd
Anya: Deal with it.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDUBjOaPrJ
(Anya and Xander kiss.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFibYGtW5O
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvZ11PjSRM
(the warriors cats come padding in.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7JP47gZTE
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMoZIj8jq4
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuX9Ihh3OU
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtVS6wT500
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ86jIgu1Tt
Graystripe: We all are.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqjaYnuun9
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpyE2MFeYr
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka7nhAtXo8
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK8GIipsTF
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHhN51d7ke
Crowfeather: He's good.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVHRicgxfC
Tigerheart: Very good.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgaa5B2qnX
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ1yENG5Nv
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcjsfgrwsG
Squirrelflight: Hey now.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq2g043tXx
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yjYC3JFLr
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jPNmCaNRI
Mistystar: They're right.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArS6M6Lk9d
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdEIXRHX42
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmpdKYMcbA
(Every cat is silent.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG65YpWYK6X
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXwvFVTPhY
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8byQGemL3
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05BYlPJlIY
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqAOmWK6ln
Princess: You, too.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpzvf79J6M
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZvvbUQ2y8
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluxc0b4wzK
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7OFkSQjbU
(Anya picks up Firestar.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFwHEojIpb
Firestar: Watch it.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryCwdqh1Gz
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEM9fqzoNL
Xander: An, these cats are wild.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWUrQEETKb
Anya: You're no fun.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuU0KnxgwN
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46JVOYQVUM
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBXlZjt14z
Leafpool: Are you okay?457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8obGsmwJTi
Firestar: I'm fine.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDBZReqScp
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMuoQfMH4s
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuZooiqDcX
Sookie: Likewise.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwEHlWHWG8
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFiF0cI8XP
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtscNqctUG
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvmW8aoLCq
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28oxmkKTn0
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNRal3nmX0
Sookie: That's so cute!457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl0wNS8AQz
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxZ7cSsTJY
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYNhiYZ5Js
Longtail: Mousefur?457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeUGwPtyXI
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOKUNVFVqW
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxIjt20vfz
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEynvyK027
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE04uzQuc3
Crookedstar: I agree.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tzvx6DKbT
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLAE04PkdN
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMaKabkPWV
Graystripe: Count me in.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXuS0ed93a
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwSxrejPUa
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXbpOvaYQK
(Anya smiles.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLauzip6zYd
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNSqhq4DQG
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwxwaKes36
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheaqRxYWm8
(Anya and Xander kiss.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHu7vUB1qss
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8v14heLLJ3
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVItkJb2NUM
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWDGQ0n4Uy
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6u8ZlUd9e
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J3B4lZVO8
Ferncloud: I agree.
