Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrsfgMqRLq
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn1HGuRnbz
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvIWH37baS
Eric: Warriors? Why?501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwUiXvW49w
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLv8jpNFzB
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5s9dmlFpE
Anya: You look like crap.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi2LtwBsrs
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5d5BVGi9Vj
Anya: Is that your wish?501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp2NA0NuaM
Cordy: No.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMhxHl5ksp
Anya: Okay.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYsDipgbQX
Cordy: Yeah.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEawBqk6KG
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK7vzKEWrH
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkQ8n6SMfE
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqF7VBljhJz
Eric: I can help with that.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUFHpQluz2
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDrBZnLqyp
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvyqhzioyA
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUmFONdSeM
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIw8SuBe44
Xander: It's still disturbing.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9f4DoBISU
Anya: Deal with it.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02fsFflwYk
(Anya and Xander kiss.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv8vc4Q8QB
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLiuriCida
(the warriors cats come padding in.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5up5NQGaQS
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCTUwcGtlZ
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DER4bawLO
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iIdCbg3L4
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TsAfrK67C
Graystripe: We all are.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwJEf0Gzhb
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlkebaYCV3
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7VrObS7Qd
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpF5Z9RnpR
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHYvtB633e
Crowfeather: He's good.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TLQkAC4GM
Tigerheart: Very good.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6aC1HGcUP
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhrdnSTjqe
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8xiB5HmyD
Squirrelflight: Hey now.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7tY0D2jlA
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4SoXYgtyH
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoQ10Q05RF
Mistystar: They're right.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb69bDrSXl6
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs9UBdpDbk
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8gYSh9m2d
(Every cat is silent.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54z8rLure1
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj7qP9aefD
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoMt9ovL04
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKK866gESd
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9y2HKgz90
Princess: You, too.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmr6xoQLJqh
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9b4WMuhIL
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEW9stlYD6y
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6pw9qsSmI
(Anya picks up Firestar.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRACd1I8W4
Firestar: Watch it.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QqEZtk4gn
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCq2xpoNUv
Xander: An, these cats are wild.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kSagJnVRv
Anya: You're no fun.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9VzlVvBXq
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmaSVtkx7y
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWjlx88qhV
Leafpool: Are you okay?501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WesLwlAJo
Firestar: I'm fine.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0i05y1HVSz
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5UMmbeTmz
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTsS03aHCS
Sookie: Likewise.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRMxtEWN6r
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ByaloyjvT
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JNGQDDVbd
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfNWMZbzEO
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDAzOBYufG
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyAn6CpOK7
Sookie: That's so cute!501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yW1HBgPmW
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDK5QFMng2
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12jLF6oecB
Longtail: Mousefur?501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3b258AgxO
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwsYnlvOVc
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15vT5CuEuf
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ybGzA4hH1
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHKrWCzL01
Crookedstar: I agree.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqiCAcfzNF
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBDDineJqH
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNPz43XVdv
Graystripe: Count me in.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxsU2b1C0u
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQargyWKZXZ
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRf3NoXDtsS
(Anya smiles.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo592nYSvHC
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW577zxzwO
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yj4fw4qV0
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp33123tpk
(Anya and Xander kiss.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4GlDua1HM
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorbvyPU1p3
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaTTruOZgY
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FefI3GqN7
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSwRvqho5c
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQFD6uCqSn
Ferncloud: I agree.
