Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbLtPNqVvq
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfB8vuJY3kp
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYxi1rmTVd
Eric: Warriors? Why?482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEDwjA93IP
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2lD4wttay
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaleQVbjJY
Anya: You look like crap.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUgZECEPoy
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklr7RArjLx
Anya: Is that your wish?482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKeROI9l4n
Cordy: No.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc1ShYD8YI
Anya: Okay.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfptxDvMSM
Cordy: Yeah.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwWTGTMiad
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w4ieIFREt
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVkMbocx7Z
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD4qX3pQb8
Eric: I can help with that.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SqRXUCSMI
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIJzpznLUT
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbbFsoue2n
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp95qOqCu7O
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigTQXj4eID
Xander: It's still disturbing.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCjjEFDDmw
Anya: Deal with it.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvhg5q4bZA
(Anya and Xander kiss.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXkKGMxrRu
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbepgp9AfzE
(the warriors cats come padding in.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPL1gg5UO8
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCVqiowQck
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbaFOGLBab
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVFUCCAHnW
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEdkyR80vT
Graystripe: We all are.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFhSHDWVqT
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmJVmHJYUW
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaDcxbxvxd
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavBwna3c4l
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f1032XmVZ
Crowfeather: He's good.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh1DOWMSii
Tigerheart: Very good.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUXMfxhfln
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63QX0IO3GF
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFIdNzVetT
Squirrelflight: Hey now.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FGn9AeFLY
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60kSabQySy
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAbMYIxaYN
Mistystar: They're right.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6Ez0MTNNF
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtDYmc6U5H
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlj3hhh7SE
(Every cat is silent.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zyb0hVOdW
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN27QnYyUS
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkts8XuoDmN
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVj8dUTLCTu
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡainVgp4zEZ
Princess: You, too.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfjsmT2i1Q
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxk5XX4VdL
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozSXV3ngFd
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZagdsrTiyZ
(Anya picks up Firestar.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEciLECX11Z
Firestar: Watch it.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LBq4sCsUZ
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFXSrCzwYy
Xander: An, these cats are wild.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbT7Qvv8D0
Anya: You're no fun.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcR08eiVbG
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdok3SwF4WO
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWGs99S9TU
Leafpool: Are you okay?482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIM5VMSDPb
Firestar: I'm fine.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5X6JnZtG9
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbeQJiNlLx
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFCuw9b7qn
Sookie: Likewise.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOHdXkBjzx
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBdVP8wcVw
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PbHAIvnHS
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ1Q5rlRvd
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn2pjbSwcy
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAH3GRmC1e
Sookie: That's so cute!482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kw5Z9EwSC
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNnNE3j03M
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p9yBjTyfP
Longtail: Mousefur?482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VeuaI526w
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqDgNuwtEi
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68TKzIIpaw
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1RYqC22wn
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8LSqpc1oy
Crookedstar: I agree.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3tT04d9ME
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EbDt0ODyE
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQISx97gZu
Graystripe: Count me in.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbM1Nvubxo
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mjK4kat9n
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4E8aFCEd7
(Anya smiles.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmUdffJD3t
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19Xl4zvspE
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVQS50gGGt
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRGzAGvZvS
(Anya and Xander kiss.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgt9ffnrDSU
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NzyciRs1p
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8cmJIFDTa
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1gUsAQYq9
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM3HM1Egl9
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbp9MhQ7QQ
Ferncloud: I agree.
