從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmb1iMTIs6
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEal9VAxyOg
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLxbIiraGd
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKJAAYYrkG
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYafvgk01m
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU2iRCXoKD
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzBaN5tCFJ
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BUZNNw2Wy
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtp8rzQRzj
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx30DxqsHxe
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwNhtvu6ZZ
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WDop2ncCF
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKslESW4Bh
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耳機插頭默默伸長。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhb5pycjOr
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUblI3oHYT
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電電，卒。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyq0PncINyN
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNfnvHqWoS
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6f2r5X44E
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“上鳴！！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoc0tV4kns
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrDr6ctN4V
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTlJ1FR4Fr
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70RhXVmDHi
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“我們？！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrCUcrQjcj
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小姐姐震驚了。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsBvyxlOrA
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJE4twLISkP
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYQ3YfX4L6
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuiETY79bw
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrKbyaYLib
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx2QTBJXlp
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來日方長。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFmFgNCG6t
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他們還有很長很長的時間。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGXDCfnv9i
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWtZ0ky6OU
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg1bMXjPNn
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscTqsoqF0C
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耳郎︰“……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSho9Lig67Y
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摔！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD0gIgKYj3
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG72xfFBRcn
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM40aWeozl6
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGndB6fcL0
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs3GdasIZn
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmYFVjSYDs
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ecdiq2c2d
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“……”迷之微笑。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR5neHm4FU
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“ 擦。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXJlNtyscl
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKqcyU1nAt
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9UcZTgt5Q
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6VaIZ0k3G
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也是非常頑強了……455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnWNW8ftWk
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWLAaOTI5Q
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“哇啊啊啊！！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKB6VnE4lA0
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhG3rYRxD8
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlmio0C5Wy
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPwWlX4DVw
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFugtAcnyIF
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkawty1Xi2H
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFOviezY06
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs6wMGK7u5
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnu9XxRB3L
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNCvc8PeO4
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g48dZ1rKr
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6NvMD8WWY
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXQC03qVpo
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mArXmAGY9
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想！都！別！想！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4Dtx6HaY2
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmFR1pFsav
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jBejIuS12
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嗯？455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncwd57Xc91
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf29ajROcxm
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXurkqGSZa
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnKUo3XKnO
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNXBlzq36w
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Fr3qWtwec
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRJBqh4RUy
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我一個都不想選！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1VgH0jxtb
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWANWQNZ8wJ
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNv6a2xZsX
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4cv7jCzq1
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“不，我不要！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTnP5w3OkT
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“快點。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn53zCfhyP
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTPUinRnC8
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“少廢話。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCErVqKoGm9
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXnalKcLR2
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnf4wdLwxa
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“想……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC0sSDjV5o
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqGJftTJN1
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最討厭停電了！！！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LcyRqm3Yk
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明天就去投訴物業！！！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuYpo4f8AQ
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmloc7C6Er
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKWJMiupA8
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七點。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSXtgPsiST
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcI9NU2WaDR
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvPQFIndvC
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA0fmFhPhB
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslEoUw2RDw
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“是嗎？”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecr57SUg2q
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQ9Ic9pvnk
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwNivZ4aBM
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZ1DEqUAIg
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdg6lM1HZE
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwFNrUpYAT
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAOlpGy7Y2
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鎭？455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPcKySNAVb
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耳郎扶額︰“……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC78FFFkjIx
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真是沒眼看了。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpf75PRxet
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpLpEQUAGh
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbGjv7jseq
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7Mb0CL2At
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnXTtWsBBp
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PPRkLl6DK
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1NsmvCMdI
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSZFd65P1e
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEa0815yDx
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9bXOIAhvr
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“喂！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8I9FJALPk
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu7i3Ye4GO
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTubnf9TId
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNb9JAe75eI
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PiEdI5NTL
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxePp0iH9H
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEbeolIW6T
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxADdUdPv7
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上耳︰“……”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvub1zFAur
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這幫家伙真不客氣。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxbqTwFFuT
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSDG1Vann4
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPoKbsuxQc
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslVhDu9vUq
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHMaoKUVCP
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lhZ6lDMd9
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIUSnbdF8S
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza50xwniM5
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyDfXWJV9K
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBB7NBCfcVg
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0OEsiryRp
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEREGDhT74
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYwi9utszl
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcfdkXXf4S
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眾︰“……？”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7UBMn1My6
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXMKCBpYTC
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2bKMiQve8
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“我樂意寵她。”455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2r9JMkSkU
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你們管得著嗎？455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ni8AAoSFK
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