從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdv3JRdFAN
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1yED67soO
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S1Yks1qnl
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WqjYbxWTK
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdpVFR1K6S
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQslLxfMY9L
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh6udq3lBj
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLbiYTj8BQ
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8uawwTyj0
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmMgSAAJGo
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK106d8eyW
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShkUnSMxoQ
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJ3oe7acCn
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耳機插頭默默伸長。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzgAFGM2U9
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQpAh4Iv8L
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電電，卒。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnqGp62VF3
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ3VAqp1uN
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs1b0GI3aR
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“上鳴！！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVIn2QfkvE
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZueOMYwudn
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHQpqRLoXt
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DDUM8jnIC
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“我們？！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaOfvP6FC5
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小姐姐震驚了。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJs93mC4zu
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOWR8nnrTl
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmI811rmCN6
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJX4hXOypG
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpnTRdTBo8
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jgS3PCMrS
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來日方長。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5vAbGLnjP
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他們還有很長很長的時間。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFK6jUU4ag
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGWa1r88xY
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPUNyh4MwK
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEduR1pBFU6
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耳郎︰“……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeS7R9nnGl
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摔！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1MK0frCTD
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkz6y26ghg
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRJ9zr0VOO
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8M6LJf1yS
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFrxdWYDzD
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7AC2YCy2K
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfV8XyESwu
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“……”迷之微笑。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA8ipgbHyS
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“ 擦。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngqMDkpY5g
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOPSGuTGkL
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCktNsHVh8q
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhy0SyLI2u
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也是非常頑強了……449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0hqMV4crv
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs1kEIeMEj
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“哇啊啊啊！！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1D7rVrTFK
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIXarTpoYh
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcF6Yg5j04
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nu5GZ8olU
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gBgUWYVcA
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6uLxfjn46
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxEtfTrkoT
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK5gWaczUz
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXYNU3sHyH
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxri1owrl9k
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U5BkX4CJe
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbDeRUX4Fw
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mkec8c5WJ
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAuzNHJRUY
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想！都！別！想！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGfzY9V0kR
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKKJXoS3uI
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTEw2vjF0d
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嗯？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA0d86DPKv
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN1HNJ2HYm
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklQAoXPZq5
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4nl7xEIeE
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgMzVgfTUg
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNCFnbN4qd
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LJYNQJ6dH
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我一個都不想選！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KmDQa9EHN
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbrv8pQht4
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKGHN6kGey
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QEFwPxFTK
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“不，我不要！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr39UoMfkY4
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“快點。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYL5TkdIZq
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR1us66rkH
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“少廢話。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2YAAFZIUN
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyf6A5NG2D
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCJvlwE1Ew
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“想……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHU48UWlMs
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8jGAYY92N
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最討厭停電了！！！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DErcYN4oL
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明天就去投訴物業！！！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqchLBAc1W
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNluhlZgPt
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE5BMTqODS
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七點。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLnn3JDiuW
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8StqaWVPD
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiMw0YS8li
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd23ks114CN
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPWUH03FJP
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“是嗎？”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjrbgycYaY
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSjsS7APVH
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qEjk8RreW
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx1KnDMghL
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ9WlqJded
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAmHutpvr0
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wdOX3OjM7
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鎭？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1LGZbuzmS
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耳郎扶額︰“……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2kDDFDsLh
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真是沒眼看了。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFeHq4n1Pg
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q2ZaTZZC3
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3mzU8IAvP
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcoGQxNsqu
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaR7SoGHZu4
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezlan2eg3w
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UHZcWQdGd
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLZBZ8qJ7W
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzToSh2eqc0
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEVr4wmLEY
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“喂！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliPmKAJU3b
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUTwqaEfVk
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyGXh1GLAQ
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2NbFo6Qf5
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1ya8EHihS
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7Vjd8bzIA
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGFY8skrR2
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNak6zvbZW
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上耳︰“……”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgCb9aCft1
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這幫家伙真不客氣。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs6qcQRsfO
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oWXx8XgI9
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm598sTHSSK
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXPhclfwU0
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumVsbOTJ6h
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaEIj4HXez
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi4nQafDYQ
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF2KQUh3Gm
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CZJefXUQE
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZkXKNYKbS
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRG2qKOoRN
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy1KEIRkp0
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pFzXyr32e
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FoHSJbjDz
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眾︰“……？”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tZU4RQ4Rd
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijFkRTvL6L
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGy5UfmkPP
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“我樂意寵她。”449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofJyjyGhrk
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你們管得著嗎？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWBIZHYDjF
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