Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo415Please respect copyright.PENANAgwm7YwikWU
- iPhones are SEXY415Please respect copyright.PENANAtOXPQny5Lj
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!415Please respect copyright.PENANAeEYv5sCgFU
- YOU LIE415Please respect copyright.PENANAODV9s3UOGT
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag415Please respect copyright.PENANA0Mvez8Kstr
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 415Please respect copyright.PENANAyZtzDL4idR
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 415Please respect copyright.PENANA9b1iTrVQu0
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.415Please respect copyright.PENANAJrnrMckDP3
- Character development is only possible through murder.415Please respect copyright.PENANAH0CscNza4e
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania415Please respect copyright.PENANA3rUNIEOHPt
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools415Please respect copyright.PENANAxjyYFI4F5d
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess415Please respect copyright.PENANAe3GZ1VWXRi
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct415Please respect copyright.PENANA39JBaD0h3V
- i like the *bling* *bling*415Please respect copyright.PENANA5POdq7x4JE
- hashtag accessorize415Please respect copyright.PENANASbSaBMgnuP
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!415Please respect copyright.PENANAgiMtKClHRs
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!415Please respect copyright.PENANA1aBi3fLNmR
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!415Please respect copyright.PENANArifEjaziii
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore415Please respect copyright.PENANA42lBzH7xWF
- we're done here, you butcher.415Please respect copyright.PENANAyz84BFmD20
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN415Please respect copyright.PENANAHZUv01KxwL
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...415Please respect copyright.PENANAE30b1WFQVY
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars415Please respect copyright.PENANAzvnuUcqk65
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.415Please respect copyright.PENANAdS2Xf8eqVe
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 415Please respect copyright.PENANA3abf3IAPaF
kid 2: sure. 415Please respect copyright.PENANAedCMrtyInf
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 415Please respect copyright.PENANA4wHisCUHvf
kid 2: ... sure.415Please respect copyright.PENANAhjMrqEAmFd