Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSFWs05KVE
- iPhones are SEXY300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IaCGopYkL
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRUqoruyxj
- YOU LIE300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdj7V9OiKC
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SWWXDiZJB
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKapwvaaCnd
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2NnwGZVsk
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8JaU2VCtV
- Character development is only possible through murder.300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUzZDIsokk
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRvDIOIAs3
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuIwG2j9q6
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbT2rYujzD
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgjaGeaXSX
- i like the *bling* *bling*300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSn054QVgY
- hashtag accessorize300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtEib8lLa1
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIpaLAqLsU
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzt4pRAjl5
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHwqbT70fg
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtQl0ZL9fV
- we're done here, you butcher.300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZZs0C2igl
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeVrpSjujc
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwwAJ81BiD
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRY9AiSf4R7
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nbhUTS7ki
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfACLxhCPR
kid 2: sure. 300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcHzNQyFqE
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF5aJUuLud
kid 2: ... sure.300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhClienVWn
