Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo328Please respect copyright.PENANAE0iZcd3zLy
- iPhones are SEXY328Please respect copyright.PENANA1p6JUkOm1W
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!328Please respect copyright.PENANAqDu3SSvNN5
- YOU LIE328Please respect copyright.PENANAGvRIhwxFRh
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag328Please respect copyright.PENANAaBzswRsYJJ
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 328Please respect copyright.PENANAoMddEDJ9Er
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 328Please respect copyright.PENANAYz7LsNBzDJ
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.328Please respect copyright.PENANAOi48e7FFj1
- Character development is only possible through murder.328Please respect copyright.PENANAzHHHB8lmyp
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania328Please respect copyright.PENANAnSJUOkJIEl
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools328Please respect copyright.PENANAMsPg2zviEb
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess328Please respect copyright.PENANASIMLTf2J7w
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct328Please respect copyright.PENANAeiodlA6cyZ
- i like the *bling* *bling*328Please respect copyright.PENANAgNspSrNri8
- hashtag accessorize328Please respect copyright.PENANAq9wv2RD2r0
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!328Please respect copyright.PENANAKeL10qZFUv
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!328Please respect copyright.PENANAbg9LA72MQd
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!328Please respect copyright.PENANAeMazWsOniQ
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore328Please respect copyright.PENANAuFBndlIi4N
- we're done here, you butcher.328Please respect copyright.PENANA2oagH7AB8Z
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN328Please respect copyright.PENANASjzR5t29Az
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...328Please respect copyright.PENANASnci8RPkh5
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars328Please respect copyright.PENANAFLiokz2zce
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.328Please respect copyright.PENANAqsHgTiBK2E
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 328Please respect copyright.PENANAFWNTXSPMAV
kid 2: sure. 328Please respect copyright.PENANAc9S2weqee0
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 328Please respect copyright.PENANA1PnzQL0ATG
kid 2: ... sure.328Please respect copyright.PENANAM2PaKVA6HK