Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo353Please respect copyright.PENANAkRmdk9rYkj
- iPhones are SEXY353Please respect copyright.PENANALzCtyVunhc
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!353Please respect copyright.PENANAwnr9clKWBj
- YOU LIE353Please respect copyright.PENANAD7xJfm3hGW
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag353Please respect copyright.PENANAQIvDasxbrZ
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 353Please respect copyright.PENANAfLn7jS0YZ1
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 353Please respect copyright.PENANAqkgw99J8jc
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.353Please respect copyright.PENANATyZE12RB12
- Character development is only possible through murder.353Please respect copyright.PENANAvXECb0Tf2g
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania353Please respect copyright.PENANA16AlH4tR2L
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools353Please respect copyright.PENANAlG2sJBEdpd
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess353Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0y51W9TKd
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct353Please respect copyright.PENANA4K8avWemO9
- i like the *bling* *bling*353Please respect copyright.PENANADKR9ukTg5h
- hashtag accessorize353Please respect copyright.PENANAxhJc3FK8Wt
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!353Please respect copyright.PENANAmvPqPtQ4JE
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!353Please respect copyright.PENANAaagz31Yq6O
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!353Please respect copyright.PENANAzOKcOahBAB
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore353Please respect copyright.PENANA77PevKYmrh
- we're done here, you butcher.353Please respect copyright.PENANAc5OVR65NdV
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN353Please respect copyright.PENANAI8EheVr8ub
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...353Please respect copyright.PENANAaHKIDy9qIT
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars353Please respect copyright.PENANAlZwOf4gE0W
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.353Please respect copyright.PENANABwswqCqVMg
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 353Please respect copyright.PENANALiH8AsxY0S
kid 2: sure. 353Please respect copyright.PENANAESvQzosTef
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 353Please respect copyright.PENANAr569bnCER7
kid 2: ... sure.353Please respect copyright.PENANAGFLJr1DRXx