「呃,那個……」小方老師冷汗直流的臉掃視全班,「我收到一則不得了的投訴,有同學在班房裡OOXX……」216Please respect copyright.PENANAbn2ftoFfXM
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班上每個人都議論紛紛,忙著交頭接耳。216Please respect copyright.PENANAzpfJPiERI6
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肥蔡:「真大膽,好H啊!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7HUrMCNbF
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小鳥:「神啊,真是冒犯的罪孽。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAmAIkctwvfs
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安德魯:「誰啦!真是的!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAmstuv4VWbt
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前排的卡特扭頭過來,意味深長的望向我和加里。216Please respect copyright.PENANARYbJw2C5mY
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我立即搖頭表示否定!216Please respect copyright.PENANAGyiO8fKm49
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小方老師揮手要我們靜下,「我想當中一定有誤會,你們這班雖然亂七八糟,也不至於猖狂到這個地步。總之,不要在學校做了。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAvO6Z4BWMfj
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櫻郎:「沒有否定OOXX,所以在學校以外的地方就可以做嗎?」216Please respect copyright.PENANAa5TGJRaF1S
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女王星:「大林,我在甚麼地方都可以啊!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAVZXkivoZi5
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「誰管你啦!」大林喊過去。216Please respect copyright.PENANAKiynUqxyw0
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黃泉:「為甚麼我的瀏海飛起來了?有沒有人借我梳子?」216Please respect copyright.PENANA4YKtHC2hPg
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大家都忘記了催眠時發生的事,只有我們幾個還記得。小丑女抱頭縮成一團,巴不得找洞鑽。另一邊廂,班長扳起嘴臉,用撲克臉掩飾内心的動搖。216Please respect copyright.PENANAiAlAX6cRFd
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小方老師再揮手,把沸沸洋洋的氣氛壓下去,「我們回到正經的話題,所有人都聽住。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAi1hGnq3iUM
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小方老師語氣鄭重,大家自然坐直了腰。真里也叫醒了吉露露。216Please respect copyright.PENANAOqOa0pxFQv
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「今個周末是本校聖華書院成立100週年,到時會舉辦校慶活動,所有的社團都會上台表演。各位也是本校的一份子,届時會負責其中一場表演。題目未定,你們可以自由發揮。」216Please respect copyright.PENANA3psUrnHA4g
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老師說完後,課室一片寧靜。她輕扶眼鏡,對平靜的反應感到不解。216Please respect copyright.PENANAfov8V47avD
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我理解她的疑惑,我們這班學生個性強烈,難得有表現自己的機會,反應應該更踴躍才對。216Please respect copyright.PENANA3sOMuizKJk
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課室裡漸漸升起一陣悶音,空氣『隆隆』作響。這個聲音,原來是各位躍躍欲試到全身發抖!216Please respect copyright.PENANA8yrZZKTUna
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人浪洶湧!高漲情緒一觸即發!216Please respect copyright.PENANAXkj1W6KUnz
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「我是班會主席,大家的女王——星家緩!我要辦一場時裝秀!我會把大家都打扮得閃閃生輝,化成閃耀夜空的璀璨巨星!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAGo6UkZCHRo
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「你錯了,不是所有人都喜歡站在鎂光燈下!我是戲劇部的黃泉黑井,我們6EX班人才濟濟,定能演出一齣最棒的舞台劇!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAWV2Z9mVwGn
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「我是浣熊!ROCK & ROLL!MOTHERFXXKER!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAY640SuTvS0
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「我提議唱聖詩歌頌神明,我是小鳥修女!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAf7soDQwRAC
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「這裡是學校啊,當然要做學術發表!我是真里!我們要對魚鱗膠原蛋白的研究報告做發佈會!這是科學界的重大突破!」216Please respect copyright.PENANA6eX0GqshFY
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「女僕咖啡廳!!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAQpdwj7b2vi
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「肥蔡!這是校慶,不是文化祭!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAqXvHadgckN
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「空中特技表演!宣揚宇宙的浩瀚偉大!COSMOS!」216Please respect copyright.PENANARz1sNLrK0M
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「來場健美秀吧!我們班中有不少運動健將,陣容不輸運動社團,我是木頭!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAUURH4VkwD4
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「我是班長,我要做棟篤笑!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAHcyrv9Wrof
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個個爭先恐後發表意見,各種七嘴八舌,小方老師被埋沒在人群中。216Please respect copyright.PENANAgCJFnz9AJO
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趁著混亂,卡特拉著椅子坐到我們面前,「好熱烈噢,這樣真的能得出大家都滿意的結果嗎?」216Please respect copyright.PENANAFe0MbDTfX9
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「因為大家都愛出風頭,想展現自己最好的一面。」我揶開雜物為他騰出一點空間,「你難道沒有想表演的東西嗎?」216Please respect copyright.PENANAPlSeUFumJO
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「哎,我除了倒立之外,沒有可以表演的技能。」卡特苦笑聳肩,「我們的花卉鑑賞會可以表演甚麼?」216Please respect copyright.PENANAT7NExrzPw2
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加里搖頭,「如果是攝影展的話,倒是能作出不少貢獻。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAgeWDnXz92D
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卡特笑說,「哈哈,你很適合當記者啊!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAP6yCQMTNqR
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加里先是大笑,之後頓了一會。她搓著下巴,眼神漸漸亮了起來。這就是她將來成為娛樂記者的契機。216Please respect copyright.PENANALG2I0m2rT3
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又有人靠近過來,今次是抱著小枕頭的吉露露。216Please respect copyright.PENANAQsFlE4chjw
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「那邊很吵,我要到這邊睡。」她趟開書櫃鑽了進去。216Please respect copyright.PENANAwHQD41b2Z4
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「原來這裡也有窩子呢,像小動物一樣。」卡特吃吃傻笑,這就是他將來成為生物學家的契機。216Please respect copyright.PENANA9WqCLE5BLF
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同學們的爭論持續不休,單憑小方老師根本把持不住。黑板上寫滿雜七雜八的提議,可是大家都各持己見,投票也不能得出有效結論。216Please respect copyright.PENANAeTMsE3EqtE
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我見放學的鐘聲近了,開始感到憂心,「今個星期就是校慶了,時間無多必須爭分奪秒。今天無論如何都要得出結論才行。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAdNkrd8xjiP
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卡特:「乾脆來一場擂台賽,由勝利者決定表演内容好了!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAngkdsAYgoy
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閒言,麻油扭頭過來,「這樣子的話,木頭贏定了啊!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6AglKyjrB
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加里:「那麼改為猜拳好了。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAvfhoAua8Ul
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我:「別開玩笑了!怎麼能如此隨便!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAaznZ6jLyP6
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「「好方法!」」疊加起來的聲音震耳欲聾!216Please respect copyright.PENANAoUiSWMARmw
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白龍:「交給上天做決定,命運的輪盤到底會落到何處。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAVjdULw271G
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阿夏:「這樣子贏輸也是心服口服了,真不愧是加里。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAsOLRJdgI02
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哈普瑪:「話先說在頭,我可是很強的。」
小方老師:「事不宜遲,大家圍圈準備猜拳。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAYzk844Jy53
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小鳥+亞砂:「神啊,請賦予我們指引。」216Please respect copyright.PENANA2KKupjx20O
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麻油:「居然祈禱開BUFF!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAzUxX6UEYnM
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女王星:「我們也不能輸蝕,來吧黑井!」216Please respect copyright.PENANA78NwQcATAi
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黃泉:「瑪那太亞福音怎樣唸來著?」216Please respect copyright.PENANA6z4rgfzcNp
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「集合吧宇宙能量,COSMOS!」216Please respect copyright.PENANADe7KJSJGmr
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班長:「讓你們見識泰坦的力量!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAudtfHfIUnZ
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副班長:「沒有這種東西好不好!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAK1U6SSMzD5
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浣熊:「借我妙音天女。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAJmPdF8kPX5
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尤莉亞:「噢,在說我們辨才天中學啊?」216Please respect copyright.PENANASkU7uxz0Mw
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我:「變成神仙大戰了!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAisustQZwvS
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小方老師:「好了,所有人數三聲,一…二…」216Please respect copyright.PENANAOUIcWXXRnL
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突然吹起一陣大風,紙飛機穿過窗戶飄進課室!216Please respect copyright.PENANA7Uut4oNMiF
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紙飛機在加里頭上飛過,所有人的視線都被吸引住,只有她自己沒注意到,「…三!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAVVq9vKjlz5
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紙飛機越過課室,從另一邊的氣窗離開。大家的手臂都握實拳頭懸在半空,而加里出了布。216Please respect copyright.PENANAwxTXPUCwHr
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「哈?」「「欸欸欸欸!!!?」」216Please respect copyright.PENANAoyeqT0FLTy
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小方老師:「勝出者是荃春華加里,校慶表演就交給你負責了。」216Please respect copyright.PENANAgcSkjVH41l
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我想……該不會,那是加里之前投出的紙飛機吧……?216Please respect copyright.PENANAnWKKaWcIae
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這奇蹟的大勝利,之後被同學們稱呼為毘沙門的加護。216Please respect copyright.PENANA332DHgypqH
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