「呃,那個……」小方老師冷汗直流的臉掃視全班,「我收到一則不得了的投訴,有同學在班房裡OOXX……」195Please respect copyright.PENANAwzRzjb4tAs
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班上每個人都議論紛紛,忙著交頭接耳。195Please respect copyright.PENANAd8KydXGnna
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肥蔡:「真大膽,好H啊!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA64Z2Z59Y4h
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小鳥:「神啊,真是冒犯的罪孽。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAcyVj5DEldF
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安德魯:「誰啦!真是的!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAwKlDOgM2oq
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前排的卡特扭頭過來,意味深長的望向我和加里。195Please respect copyright.PENANAoy5sfJkEui
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我立即搖頭表示否定!195Please respect copyright.PENANATIbZ03SGJG
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小方老師揮手要我們靜下,「我想當中一定有誤會,你們這班雖然亂七八糟,也不至於猖狂到這個地步。總之,不要在學校做了。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAeNbpXFZzOm
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櫻郎:「沒有否定OOXX,所以在學校以外的地方就可以做嗎?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAmOzUKumXQl
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女王星:「大林,我在甚麼地方都可以啊!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZKAs4bY3f
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「誰管你啦!」大林喊過去。195Please respect copyright.PENANAStAtLLdPnc
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黃泉:「為甚麼我的瀏海飛起來了?有沒有人借我梳子?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAKpVAIlDX0i
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大家都忘記了催眠時發生的事,只有我們幾個還記得。小丑女抱頭縮成一團,巴不得找洞鑽。另一邊廂,班長扳起嘴臉,用撲克臉掩飾内心的動搖。195Please respect copyright.PENANATGegSBMcqu
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小方老師再揮手,把沸沸洋洋的氣氛壓下去,「我們回到正經的話題,所有人都聽住。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAs11G3JLe6w
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小方老師語氣鄭重,大家自然坐直了腰。真里也叫醒了吉露露。195Please respect copyright.PENANAYXIYhrS95h
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「今個周末是本校聖華書院成立100週年,到時會舉辦校慶活動,所有的社團都會上台表演。各位也是本校的一份子,届時會負責其中一場表演。題目未定,你們可以自由發揮。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAYe8usxJfP8
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老師說完後,課室一片寧靜。她輕扶眼鏡,對平靜的反應感到不解。195Please respect copyright.PENANAC4SYYqkdW8
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我理解她的疑惑,我們這班學生個性強烈,難得有表現自己的機會,反應應該更踴躍才對。195Please respect copyright.PENANAUID8ftiRDc
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課室裡漸漸升起一陣悶音,空氣『隆隆』作響。這個聲音,原來是各位躍躍欲試到全身發抖!195Please respect copyright.PENANAu1yChqF0kC
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人浪洶湧!高漲情緒一觸即發!195Please respect copyright.PENANAIfXMpTtJ97
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「我是班會主席,大家的女王——星家緩!我要辦一場時裝秀!我會把大家都打扮得閃閃生輝,化成閃耀夜空的璀璨巨星!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAR0P99uNyuX
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「你錯了,不是所有人都喜歡站在鎂光燈下!我是戲劇部的黃泉黑井,我們6EX班人才濟濟,定能演出一齣最棒的舞台劇!」195Please respect copyright.PENANANVpSzAYPKq
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「我是浣熊!ROCK & ROLL!MOTHERFXXKER!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAcIn4LGdNbG
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「我提議唱聖詩歌頌神明,我是小鳥修女!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAPypC5DogrD
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「這裡是學校啊,當然要做學術發表!我是真里!我們要對魚鱗膠原蛋白的研究報告做發佈會!這是科學界的重大突破!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAR2NqTuDipV
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「女僕咖啡廳!!」195Please respect copyright.PENANADgn4Xkt2rT
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「肥蔡!這是校慶,不是文化祭!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAs1Rl01VrHC
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「空中特技表演!宣揚宇宙的浩瀚偉大!COSMOS!」195Please respect copyright.PENANALLYZNUZOvz
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「來場健美秀吧!我們班中有不少運動健將,陣容不輸運動社團,我是木頭!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAR0t0qpIqed
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「我是班長,我要做棟篤笑!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAz0OEppOr63
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個個爭先恐後發表意見,各種七嘴八舌,小方老師被埋沒在人群中。195Please respect copyright.PENANA6dvlKBGLl1
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趁著混亂,卡特拉著椅子坐到我們面前,「好熱烈噢,這樣真的能得出大家都滿意的結果嗎?」195Please respect copyright.PENANASeISljX5ch
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「因為大家都愛出風頭,想展現自己最好的一面。」我揶開雜物為他騰出一點空間,「你難道沒有想表演的東西嗎?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAzAJK2gHHx7
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「哎,我除了倒立之外,沒有可以表演的技能。」卡特苦笑聳肩,「我們的花卉鑑賞會可以表演甚麼?」195Please respect copyright.PENANA8jnIX9nM1N
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加里搖頭,「如果是攝影展的話,倒是能作出不少貢獻。」195Please respect copyright.PENANArXuNiOYjjd
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卡特笑說,「哈哈,你很適合當記者啊!」195Please respect copyright.PENANASfMgV2qMal
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加里先是大笑,之後頓了一會。她搓著下巴,眼神漸漸亮了起來。這就是她將來成為娛樂記者的契機。195Please respect copyright.PENANAyZGncquHVS
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又有人靠近過來,今次是抱著小枕頭的吉露露。195Please respect copyright.PENANA196Xt9wMEo
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「那邊很吵,我要到這邊睡。」她趟開書櫃鑽了進去。195Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZYWj7vx88
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「原來這裡也有窩子呢,像小動物一樣。」卡特吃吃傻笑,這就是他將來成為生物學家的契機。195Please respect copyright.PENANA5RexivKir0
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同學們的爭論持續不休,單憑小方老師根本把持不住。黑板上寫滿雜七雜八的提議,可是大家都各持己見,投票也不能得出有效結論。195Please respect copyright.PENANAljbPPux1fA
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我見放學的鐘聲近了,開始感到憂心,「今個星期就是校慶了,時間無多必須爭分奪秒。今天無論如何都要得出結論才行。」195Please respect copyright.PENANARK0TvvQOCD
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卡特:「乾脆來一場擂台賽,由勝利者決定表演内容好了!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA4paT6TPnBK
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閒言,麻油扭頭過來,「這樣子的話,木頭贏定了啊!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAwSatVaC9hK
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加里:「那麼改為猜拳好了。」195Please respect copyright.PENANA9or0frdtKo
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我:「別開玩笑了!怎麼能如此隨便!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAyyMfsmjP8u
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「「好方法!」」疊加起來的聲音震耳欲聾!195Please respect copyright.PENANAIkyLfRDJWW
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白龍:「交給上天做決定,命運的輪盤到底會落到何處。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAYqDoZd8j2Q
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阿夏:「這樣子贏輸也是心服口服了,真不愧是加里。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAUL5UCfhw1m
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哈普瑪:「話先說在頭,我可是很強的。」
小方老師:「事不宜遲,大家圍圈準備猜拳。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAPA39DAIeOX
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小鳥+亞砂:「神啊,請賦予我們指引。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAdMpnN3iE8c
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麻油:「居然祈禱開BUFF!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAVdwpyBbs12
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女王星:「我們也不能輸蝕,來吧黑井!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAcwdNOIF7EA
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黃泉:「瑪那太亞福音怎樣唸來著?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAYbD2PlVlcU
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「集合吧宇宙能量,COSMOS!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA3iSz3kMESc
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班長:「讓你們見識泰坦的力量!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAzuXb8DYM2G
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副班長:「沒有這種東西好不好!」195Please respect copyright.PENANApWj4J71SXs
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浣熊:「借我妙音天女。」195Please respect copyright.PENANADhUmCd8zrq
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尤莉亞:「噢,在說我們辨才天中學啊?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAz2h1w3Lr8z
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我:「變成神仙大戰了!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAreSV5Fls6S
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小方老師:「好了,所有人數三聲,一…二…」195Please respect copyright.PENANAivGqO4gefU
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突然吹起一陣大風,紙飛機穿過窗戶飄進課室!195Please respect copyright.PENANApjPuxWUCyC
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紙飛機在加里頭上飛過,所有人的視線都被吸引住,只有她自己沒注意到,「…三!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAUDFQMdObdJ
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紙飛機越過課室,從另一邊的氣窗離開。大家的手臂都握實拳頭懸在半空,而加里出了布。195Please respect copyright.PENANAAfrephXowh
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「哈?」「「欸欸欸欸!!!?」」195Please respect copyright.PENANAoaWgWHm8LR
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小方老師:「勝出者是荃春華加里,校慶表演就交給你負責了。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAmVAZLRjpTE
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我想……該不會,那是加里之前投出的紙飛機吧……?195Please respect copyright.PENANATMNFeIUC9L
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這奇蹟的大勝利,之後被同學們稱呼為毘沙門的加護。195Please respect copyright.PENANATYKtcKTsFq
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