命中注定這個詞很好用，用起來能令某些事忽然合理化起來。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaJA0ZUjWR
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好比說我命中注定忘記調鬧鐘，遲了一個小時才起床，1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86qp2Cg6k2
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又命中注定今天其中一部升降機維護，等不及下，害我從三十樓跑到地下，1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoDOI3Dsxc
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再命中注中我到了地鐵站時，發覺因為太匆忙，連錢包也遺在家裡。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiZzXsEpJR
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然後命中注定我上氣不接下氣，跑到回校時，才發現……咦？今天不用上課？1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKhZyaGkpt
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「你已經大二了，可不可以記好學校的假日。」小寶在電話裡說。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwu1ifsUDG
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「驚心動魄」了一個上午，其中撞了五個的肩膀，道了八次歉，講了十九次「麻煩借借。」然後被人無視，才曉得撲了一場空的我，一肚怨氣。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlAXiMv616
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不想剛出門口又回家，為解一肚怨氣，我一個去了天后一間印度咖哩店吃特辣咖哩，那個女待應還對我笑。（好像是因為我不停流汗和要水）1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfKPRz46kL
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再去逛平時不會逛的中環，大多人都在上班，在舌頭還在麻痺下，走在海旁，我忽然發覺原來陽光普照下，伴著藍天的雲的維多維亞港是蠻美麗的。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlpDDxicF3
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平常不拍照的我，心裡突然很想把這個景色記錄下來，便拿出了手機影下這個美麗的一刻。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3aS07Bs9G
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那時我心裡起了一股衝動。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNar1tgofS
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Instagram好像有某些相片的效果，不如用一下。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45oVCaOqva
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心裡萌生了這個念頭的我，裝了原本我以為不會使用Instagram，然後再登入。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6wDAos7LF
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帳號我也不太記得了，問一下小寶先。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9osgJkw7P3
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結果她十分鐘也未覆我，只好憑著記得輸入……1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM5UA8ZR9d
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幸好成功登入，為我的記憶力歡呼！1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcl4hT6nDR3
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咦……等一等……1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4VR3z6qUf
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媽的！！1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqefPtP41z
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我的帳戶被人盜用了！1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpbSFmKEbf
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而且他還很明目張膽的，已經上載了數十張相片。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LbftYtgrR
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其中一張更是一隻貓，1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3gXgK5QFy
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喵你媽的。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kw7KokQdy
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抗議？我都未抗議。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlYeKwLdrA
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以前別人說社會敗壞，我還不信，原來已經人心早已壞透了！世風日下，道德淪亡，孔夫子所教的禮義廉恥通通拋諸腦後。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPdjISeABN
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沒人性，連毒男帳號也要盜用！1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2QjCPYLmo
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幸好我是讀聖賢書，受禮教的人，明白「天下興亡，匹夫有責」之理，抱「先天下之憂而憂，後天下之樂而樂」的精神，承孟子「如欲天下，當今之世，捨我其誰」之責任，行公義，為社會儆惡懲奸！1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1QI2qKNS0
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我想也不想，便在他最新一幅相片上留言威嚇：「你是誰！」1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIkEti9lh7
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才過了三分鐘，他馬上就回覆我，果然作賊心虛！1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzzwvnthql
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他：「你是誰？為什麼你能用我的AC說話？」1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN0EAwDBP2
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好啊，再扮啊。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUcqlnlo0O
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我這時才知道原來Instagram可以容許兩個人同時用同一個帳號，看起來就像一個人發了神經在自言自語的，就如：1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ojO0cj5fN
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奸奸：「好野^O^老公你咁唔開心轉校啦。」1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAfyWUlDf0
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奸奸：「轉校？哈哈可以既話我都想呀！不過唔緊要啦，有你死我活系度我就開心哂^^」1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK4he6dDRA
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情形就類似這樣。（不明白的朋友，請參考〈尋晚kelly鬧得我好岩〉這篇潮文）1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCnYu7wJoA
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回正題。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbykstYJn8
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「嘩，還賊喊捉賊？胡說！這明明就是我的AC啊！」我說。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbtu4JDVRI
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「沒有理由！等等！」他說。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2w5QJV4I77
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過了三十秒後，1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUGjANNIvO
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「這個確是我AC啊！」他再說。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqXaoLTCmL
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「還裝什麼。」1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJquvZ4pUP
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「你到底是誰？是不是整蠱？你是小麥？」1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZzGAXbuLX
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喔，原來有同黨的。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0P2cJ6bVg
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好，等我一網打盡。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Ks1IK74V
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「哎呀，被你發現了，你怎知我就是小麥？」1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsZIwKpXKG
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我打完這句後，小寶便有訊息寄來，1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFUqaULNwZ
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應該是覆我帳號密碼，太遲了吧？我早已在世界大戰當中。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1osIweMsa
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當我打開後，我整個人呆了。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNGm1mPPck
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「你的AC是xxxxxx 1，pw:xxxxxx1囉。」1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgQ3OSbjfp
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xxxxxx1?1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuP3u7V82b
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呃？1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21r03Cqb5R
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即是我進錯了帳號？1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr8i23yrXS
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我擦一擦眼睛，確定是xxxxxx1無誤後……1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cHiLx6uzK
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她最新的留言是：「小麥，我好掛住你……」1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1PzkHYQGV
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＊＊命中注定，我們的遇見。1406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6x9fovv9h
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