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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCnzgbUROR
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3PEPWEjrY
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkHyVLRfwy
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Curses! You've caught me.593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4AZhpFnKf
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtlY2ko6BM
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHJipxBl5j
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqCQolvfE4
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7Ifdd3U1N
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmVBOFb48O
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6abZrZHILR
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwXFSMpghw
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCuzCuY3ma
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NEIN!!!!593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSp743NUFa
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlIfzCFtUo
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Yeah right!593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVseVchXbCW
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZTGOl1fEB
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGROU3wtHu9
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b7uvt6ik9
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(Keeps throwing bananas)593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡig7SL6gWpO
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASfKW8RoMo
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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