跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧858Please respect copyright.PENANATncaJBOimA
KP :沒錯858Please respect copyright.PENANADsPtXU0w28
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?858Please respect copyright.PENANA41lsAAeeNX
NPC :肯定有。858Please respect copyright.PENANAklKGrhJIOB
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來858Please respect copyright.PENANAPjTmrEPOgc
玩家:有多少條?858Please respect copyright.PENANAwneeFLNncB
KP :嗯……858Please respect copyright.PENANAdN3tjpAn4R
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)858Please respect copyright.PENANAjcL2uHJlwZ
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。858Please respect copyright.PENANA8sCL4cIBUV
(巧手失敗)858Please respect copyright.PENANA8SduVwOCcL
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。858Please respect copyright.PENANAy8Tr6W914L
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。858Please respect copyright.PENANA6IIbXaCY5s
(巧手成功)858Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3PcG6EnAi
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?858Please respect copyright.PENANA6jrJ6gfqON
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅858Please respect copyright.PENANAwJiqUgtQ61
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?858Please respect copyright.PENANAxeg65SDEMW
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲858Please respect copyright.PENANAcbxh2XATlZ
我 :……858Please respect copyright.PENANAN3xFU1zBLb
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……858Please respect copyright.PENANAgXOo2IyGD6
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒858Please respect copyright.PENANABdNRVCPf7c
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving858Please respect copyright.PENANAbTv9Wc6jmX
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)858Please respect copyright.PENANA9KCghZmK8Y
我 :roll 1d20 = 1858Please respect copyright.PENANAKLevHA1nA4
我角色:暴斃858Please respect copyright.PENANAvlLPJ8Rw4l
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線858Please respect copyright.PENANAEnyHoUdzyl
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?858Please respect copyright.PENANAPVYVpwwMYI
全員:(望)858Please respect copyright.PENANAYqG4tdREpy
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生858Please respect copyright.PENANAzM64pRMiuR
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個858Please respect copyright.PENANAGFguc73Jk2
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。858Please respect copyright.PENANA7OMevv78uj
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事858Please respect copyright.PENANAL6s1JjVHub
隊友A:我沒有印象858Please respect copyright.PENANAXsYqDDWMd9
隊友B:不是我858Please respect copyright.PENANAHfV2lawhE2
我 :(翻查Notes)858Please respect copyright.PENANAtcOHPGESNh
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)858Please respect copyright.PENANAuy9EjNI1Sw
DM:做個說服檢定858Please respect copyright.PENANA4pWz9Fzq4o
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9858Please respect copyright.PENANAIg86sMZMAA
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……858Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ1fflF7ZT
我 :但我的骰點不夠高858Please respect copyright.PENANAyY7TrLR5QP
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?858Please respect copyright.PENANAYRcE4ofUGB
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧858Please respect copyright.PENANAXLXA5SHl2z
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)858Please respect copyright.PENANAMwYscz6T2y
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?858Please respect copyright.PENANA2OdTFo6yBm
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?858Please respect copyright.PENANAetDYSoLTJM
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——858Please respect copyright.PENANAxgMEHlvnpG
我 :蛤?全部?858Please respect copyright.PENANAtUuM3Rvxvx
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。858Please respect copyright.PENANApmNfM7bs1F
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!858Please respect copyright.PENANA7t7IOamTnF
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!858Please respect copyright.PENANAOs0pRkRbFb
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!858Please respect copyright.PENANA2LwU6JK4mP
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?858Please respect copyright.PENANAOten8tp6HS
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?858Please respect copyright.PENANAk1uaFu6723
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance858Please respect copyright.PENANAvOQlv0GjU5
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!858Please respect copyright.PENANAIFdm3IxlSy
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)858Please respect copyright.PENANA94jXxlAK0R
(稍後)858Please respect copyright.PENANAk6EWVmzUGO
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?858Please respect copyright.PENANAvdam3lNA6M
我 :……858Please respect copyright.PENANAtkPVcCGzdI
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)858Please respect copyright.PENANABEmbezieIh
我 :這個是858Please respect copyright.PENANA1rgufJs55k
我 :混合隻揪。858Please respect copyright.PENANAb6fSPgr46R
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動858Please respect copyright.PENANA7u3OdAXsBu
我 :唔好啊!!!!!858Please respect copyright.PENANAx7DcOLULIX
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》858Please respect copyright.PENANA5QrC6RhZTS
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!858Please respect copyright.PENANAoIwpTAvRpG
隊友: :(858Please respect copyright.PENANA1kZA14jXLx
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)858Please respect copyright.PENANASZOYg84Se6
我 :炮房858Please respect copyright.PENANAUZE9xyDGUw
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉858Please respect copyright.PENANAegp3JaBxeB
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?858Please respect copyright.PENANAa6vZmpLuNI
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間858Please respect copyright.PENANAxgWGZ9vr9S
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!858Please respect copyright.PENANAuvioEzppQ4
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?858Please respect copyright.PENANAHnF9vhn20y
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了858Please respect copyright.PENANAR968eoFIJt
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方858Please respect copyright.PENANAEvYa9OSvWW
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙858Please respect copyright.PENANAJALywZ7pLy
DM:……858Please respect copyright.PENANAnFQBvOYpJn
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)858Please respect copyright.PENANAwHBt6508BA
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC858Please respect copyright.PENANAlz4F3Zj3ZN
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——858Please respect copyright.PENANAgGCnkskkuh
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」858Please respect copyright.PENANA3bI4zh63eY
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?858Please respect copyright.PENANAT5FHyM0bpG
獸人隊友:·_·858Please respect copyright.PENANAhoYXvUTnou
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?858Please respect copyright.PENANA5xkeyOuR1Z
我 :混亂善良858Please respect copyright.PENANAjsdfQ0Bv9N
武僧:好像是中立善良858Please respect copyright.PENANA4QmBuLwYiA
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良858Please respect copyright.PENANAErZ4ldTtYq
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看858Please respect copyright.PENANAmORGjmn4EU
DM :不用看了858Please respect copyright.PENANAb9JpaPeKmp
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——858Please respect copyright.PENANAdpsoQCxGmd
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——858Please respect copyright.PENANAYTFXymzKD4
玩家:???????858Please respect copyright.PENANAxgqPXp8jWw
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?858Please respect copyright.PENANAClTeS2E2m3
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢,在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
聖騎隊友:變態到這種程度的人非常罕見,這裡已經有一個(指著自己),應該不會有第二個
我 :我去XXX區(類似紅燈區)是去做正事的!858Please respect copyright.PENANABNCmZ59bNr
隊友:個個去紅燈區都說自己是去做正事的啦
(電器TRPG)
GM :雖然你們是電器,但也有自己的名字,請問你們叫做——858Please respect copyright.PENANAb8wDxfzgqJ
隊友 :蘇格蘭場非工業用國際線路自動溶雪十六嘩佬風油軚垂直升降連雷射彩色洗衣乾衣氣墊雪櫃858Please respect copyright.PENANAlcr6tEWUVB