跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧877Please respect copyright.PENANAtZU6RYgQsK
KP :沒錯877Please respect copyright.PENANARdZhh0QkBp
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?877Please respect copyright.PENANAUdhHFzxRsC
NPC :肯定有。877Please respect copyright.PENANApRTf47A060
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來877Please respect copyright.PENANA1vKnefNWfG
玩家:有多少條?877Please respect copyright.PENANAAlFfIsbqGC
KP :嗯……877Please respect copyright.PENANAeXYZZGZyP3
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)877Please respect copyright.PENANA7VMHa0gjkg
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。877Please respect copyright.PENANAwKzUPTKAIC
(巧手失敗)877Please respect copyright.PENANAbCCCvwodhr
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。877Please respect copyright.PENANAiMbnCNT0li
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。877Please respect copyright.PENANAIZilRQBaSn
(巧手成功)877Please respect copyright.PENANA41oeCI8uqC
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?877Please respect copyright.PENANAHJFtdpwe9r
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅877Please respect copyright.PENANAWIbdacfIes
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?877Please respect copyright.PENANA0VY2vk0zhZ
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲877Please respect copyright.PENANAqJDRYs4vtp
我 :……877Please respect copyright.PENANA7PjYU3mL5O
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……877Please respect copyright.PENANAUIcZ9Q1bQ7
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒877Please respect copyright.PENANAt3n0hIYYFi
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving877Please respect copyright.PENANAnnL9HPO6uB
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)877Please respect copyright.PENANARWHejwy588
我 :roll 1d20 = 1877Please respect copyright.PENANAhRA5Qo6DQm
我角色:暴斃877Please respect copyright.PENANAJexFmn5M3H
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線877Please respect copyright.PENANAAq3Bs0ZZkS
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?877Please respect copyright.PENANA3JLGTcboQh
全員:(望)877Please respect copyright.PENANATYosagFfq3
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生877Please respect copyright.PENANAq3JeqIJXI6
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個877Please respect copyright.PENANAOkp7AHZR2X
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。877Please respect copyright.PENANA30VwdYjXop
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事877Please respect copyright.PENANAhgwsS6l60k
隊友A:我沒有印象877Please respect copyright.PENANA2yyBAPElUk
隊友B:不是我877Please respect copyright.PENANA76irYIu8y1
我 :(翻查Notes)877Please respect copyright.PENANAsxUxcNRvnV
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)877Please respect copyright.PENANAJkf7Z9rGU3
DM:做個說服檢定877Please respect copyright.PENANAkgdz95f7pM
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9877Please respect copyright.PENANAEkKPaYYdSK
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……877Please respect copyright.PENANAUsd5tS471V
我 :但我的骰點不夠高877Please respect copyright.PENANAl5gpnk2LoZ
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?877Please respect copyright.PENANAqSjzNbmw5g
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧877Please respect copyright.PENANAn3k21MaGCp
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)877Please respect copyright.PENANAtAe8AluLp3
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?877Please respect copyright.PENANAUEt3UkO3DU
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?877Please respect copyright.PENANA7e7kkWf8C8
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——877Please respect copyright.PENANAoguE0Tt2WJ
我 :蛤?全部?877Please respect copyright.PENANAbFiBU7jolQ
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。877Please respect copyright.PENANAAXqvUffxjk
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!877Please respect copyright.PENANAZrbFyKv9mL
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!877Please respect copyright.PENANAdHBhMv6way
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!877Please respect copyright.PENANAxqCZgvHSZb
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?877Please respect copyright.PENANAHzbr1MJBkX
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?877Please respect copyright.PENANA0G9UmnwuHB
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance877Please respect copyright.PENANAnwJa8eaP56
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!877Please respect copyright.PENANAY1EWVXMVUu
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)877Please respect copyright.PENANAY7bxeiS3vX
(稍後)877Please respect copyright.PENANALWbIQM99VQ
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?877Please respect copyright.PENANAWIjCEvmuAu
我 :……877Please respect copyright.PENANA1SUR1Acnn8
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)877Please respect copyright.PENANAEqHeydBrYY
我 :這個是877Please respect copyright.PENANANc6jDHCe8U
我 :混合隻揪。877Please respect copyright.PENANA4VNm2Q3ivk
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動877Please respect copyright.PENANAPPFQxbpyim
我 :唔好啊!!!!!877Please respect copyright.PENANAaZfTFoODvE
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》877Please respect copyright.PENANAqCEEOcDxf6
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!877Please respect copyright.PENANASGEZ8VmgJQ
隊友: :(877Please respect copyright.PENANAqpePz5CMym
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)877Please respect copyright.PENANAYYRPSWpVI6
我 :炮房877Please respect copyright.PENANAYYY4R8vqzM
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉877Please respect copyright.PENANA0VGoi5wXGb
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?877Please respect copyright.PENANAcUh4SS2H2L
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間877Please respect copyright.PENANA0yZVN6DBaq
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!877Please respect copyright.PENANAzbYn2YGiKX
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?877Please respect copyright.PENANASFmW4VU56X
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了877Please respect copyright.PENANAT9sjcJfQ9I
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方877Please respect copyright.PENANAREMR8SvG4Q
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙877Please respect copyright.PENANA3oEo6rLv1l
DM:……877Please respect copyright.PENANAwxF8SPSlWT
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)877Please respect copyright.PENANAOgSTbX8c5d
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC877Please respect copyright.PENANAhW8hM7SBLA
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——877Please respect copyright.PENANAcXaPehn2tj
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」877Please respect copyright.PENANAK3sKu9neIT
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?877Please respect copyright.PENANAOEUObAvdD8
獸人隊友:·_·877Please respect copyright.PENANA5sb6jueTJ8
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?877Please respect copyright.PENANADTF9PJ05o4
我 :混亂善良877Please respect copyright.PENANAZLlV9TSPtC
武僧:好像是中立善良877Please respect copyright.PENANAJY6v8GCJUg
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良877Please respect copyright.PENANAXo67sP3O3J
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看877Please respect copyright.PENANANOkCWi3Fox
DM :不用看了877Please respect copyright.PENANAOtNYH16KjQ
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——877Please respect copyright.PENANABIGcc6hGl4
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——877Please respect copyright.PENANA6YPukeRAPk
玩家:???????877Please respect copyright.PENANAY0Feusktzp
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?877Please respect copyright.PENANAREqJ5kC78J
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢,在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
聖騎隊友:變態到這種程度的人非常罕見,這裡已經有一個(指著自己),應該不會有第二個
我 :我去XXX區(類似紅燈區)是去做正事的!877Please respect copyright.PENANA0ET3PkRyBI
隊友:個個去紅燈區都說自己是去做正事的啦
(電器TRPG)
GM :雖然你們是電器,但也有自己的名字,請問你們叫做——877Please respect copyright.PENANABQu1MgVXBX
隊友 :蘇格蘭場非工業用國際線路自動溶雪十六嘩佬風油軚垂直升降連雷射彩色洗衣乾衣氣墊雪櫃877Please respect copyright.PENANAKrPs8OeNUI