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低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbQbvPWBNA
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpao1M7vSZC
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j9TscT3ay
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNvrANE7Ku
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGWjKlx2o8
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rJ7YYL7J9
然後，畫下句點。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS6KcWy6Lq
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GAME OVER.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKwOp6c4IE
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQw7Txi0rN
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszGNwEkTHH
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF7Ky5nQLE
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxpJ6AM9XC
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYsADZWTrv
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4Lo4wFTYY
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOI6Mo2Ro6
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuKHbUX10T
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWYwqp6yJk
光宗耀祖的傢伙。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiNIPK1L1D
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8u21nJkxU
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sTStyVfMB
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez17kGqKVd
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57GYOtsJLu
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所以早說他不是人了啊。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT7GhG9d9z
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離題了。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo0en2gm6G
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不過，即使到現在，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiaaAr828W
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSqOh0RTRj
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxoHvkyBHG
因為少了一個人。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL36CU25AJ
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlrEHkfMZt
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb44AyvubWY
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv2kWln3NJ
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQma2yrVLme
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs70CbLnYW
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CvoYZ7sY9
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U0mdVgXbi
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS8wjvaJor
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7kV39U5pJ
莫喨腹誹著對方。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH97edQDC5
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89mu7eoFss
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbDMeYmU5s
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYCHORGYzZ
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUXc4cKvMz
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgtgcU3RKf
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWSxWK9dD5
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTdn0d7Rhh
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZdsPJgrtV
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwL7amg1cW
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ9E40UevK
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBH87JAeiU
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoznSD0aD5
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmUm2fqRKv
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS4DzacLY2
更遑論區區他的名字了。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjcObDCBBe
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj2DSEd0mL
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeItZDMi8zJ
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiroqfeAdgX
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDNzRWGIlo
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡana0i2KlXD
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8SN7VSVXS
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIB8VmzOB9
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgam2Usbp0G
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX1K4oPqw1
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hhdUq1ibf
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4joAg3MhVW
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0MmcSNbFA
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從那天起，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ428LYsQ4Kv
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVZqJOePmr
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenTx9hypti
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbV6nK5fvD
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKQr5cJpqO
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNtKG5LlIl
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOum3zlsmq
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但，怎麼可能啊？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctJY51PmwE
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GhKaG93mU
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvvJLLMJ79
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwC0cP7YcM
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwItfagOi1
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWrH8vWGfY
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7ooT7P6Jj
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jBN1yumbJ
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmwMqDKdo2
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOXqtBjnKc
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FtQCCRmbQ
達第一百二十三天。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0C4VyEE6n
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1TOVHXVko
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3S9aU9v9KE
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u5XRNvoYM
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdPAl4NFSf
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvA4uwfD4n
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfrkugMKbb
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pVyNz8tYT
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNEQ3Yz5uv
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wvlD2x6cM
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「什麼時候？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpprTGqQJrC
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVbfAV8iiy
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkdeSrZ0YR
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「那我問你一個問題。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAwUjezC3z
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「你問。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9e5lCbkEE
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkm7agrn5m
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZC1nmWLEz
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aFffcBWi2
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gmV8wn6Oc
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTNoJOCMBk
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjk2bTicqs
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KdjDP6Ym8
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我是說了......欸？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHsNYV5EDj
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUOwOmduMp
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeY3LbwdSL
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jZibI9tKd
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKgebbS97O
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFUbJGOuCM
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDMZbC80Ob
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKYMbkYe8B
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwak0X9SlX
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaJgmRlaFC
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMIXQeOjgf
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH8x7dnJQX
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaVpysMlNg
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxob4Sg4RF
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWe4rWnjWL
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELA4wJEvjB
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH4fx2yUAg
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3u7E2QtJr
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一時傳為美談。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrfGZCezoW
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWsKQQ7d9i
低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbQbvPWBNA
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpao1M7vSZC
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j9TscT3ay
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNvrANE7Ku
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGWjKlx2o8
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rJ7YYL7J9
然後，畫下句點。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS6KcWy6Lq
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GAME OVER.30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKwOp6c4IE
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQw7Txi0rN
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszGNwEkTHH
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF7Ky5nQLE
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxpJ6AM9XC
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYsADZWTrv
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4Lo4wFTYY
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOI6Mo2Ro6
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuKHbUX10T
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWYwqp6yJk
光宗耀祖的傢伙。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiNIPK1L1D
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8u21nJkxU
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sTStyVfMB
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez17kGqKVd
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57GYOtsJLu
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所以早說他不是人了啊。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT7GhG9d9z
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離題了。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo0en2gm6G
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不過，即使到現在，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiaaAr828W
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSqOh0RTRj
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxoHvkyBHG
因為少了一個人。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL36CU25AJ
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlrEHkfMZt
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb44AyvubWY
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv2kWln3NJ
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQma2yrVLme
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs70CbLnYW
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CvoYZ7sY9
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U0mdVgXbi
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS8wjvaJor
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7kV39U5pJ
莫喨腹誹著對方。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH97edQDC5
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89mu7eoFss
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbDMeYmU5s
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYCHORGYzZ
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUXc4cKvMz
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgtgcU3RKf
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWSxWK9dD5
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTdn0d7Rhh
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZdsPJgrtV
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwL7amg1cW
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ9E40UevK
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBH87JAeiU
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoznSD0aD5
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmUm2fqRKv
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS4DzacLY2
更遑論區區他的名字了。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjcObDCBBe
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj2DSEd0mL
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeItZDMi8zJ
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiroqfeAdgX
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDNzRWGIlo
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡana0i2KlXD
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8SN7VSVXS
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIB8VmzOB9
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgam2Usbp0G
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX1K4oPqw1
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hhdUq1ibf
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4joAg3MhVW
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0MmcSNbFA
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從那天起，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ428LYsQ4Kv
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVZqJOePmr
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenTx9hypti
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbV6nK5fvD
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKQr5cJpqO
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNtKG5LlIl
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOum3zlsmq
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但，怎麼可能啊？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctJY51PmwE
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GhKaG93mU
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvvJLLMJ79
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwC0cP7YcM
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwItfagOi1
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWrH8vWGfY
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7ooT7P6Jj
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jBN1yumbJ
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmwMqDKdo2
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOXqtBjnKc
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FtQCCRmbQ
達第一百二十三天。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0C4VyEE6n
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1TOVHXVko
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3S9aU9v9KE
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u5XRNvoYM
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdPAl4NFSf
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvA4uwfD4n
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfrkugMKbb
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pVyNz8tYT
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNEQ3Yz5uv
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wvlD2x6cM
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「什麼時候？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpprTGqQJrC
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVbfAV8iiy
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkdeSrZ0YR
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「那我問你一個問題。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAwUjezC3z
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「你問。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9e5lCbkEE
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkm7agrn5m
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZC1nmWLEz
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aFffcBWi2
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gmV8wn6Oc
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTNoJOCMBk
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjk2bTicqs
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KdjDP6Ym8
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我是說了......欸？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHsNYV5EDj
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUOwOmduMp
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeY3LbwdSL
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jZibI9tKd
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKgebbS97O
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFUbJGOuCM
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDMZbC80Ob
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKYMbkYe8B
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwak0X9SlX
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaJgmRlaFC
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMIXQeOjgf
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH8x7dnJQX
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaVpysMlNg
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxob4Sg4RF
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWe4rWnjWL
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELA4wJEvjB
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH4fx2yUAg
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3u7E2QtJr
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一時傳為美談。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrfGZCezoW
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWsKQQ7d9i
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迄今。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdTyTK7W1q
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SejL7zqOm
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaommdFh88L
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始終有著這樣的渴望──30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcm7Oi2WZi
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOufC6ACaKb
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBV6CtWAwmx
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wYDZ2SmXt
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8svFivWvkG
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溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwMvjvyCCT
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhP1nCDqGTk
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIIfqWylbn
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莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80FOBNocni
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiyAx2hMrd
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SejL7zqOm
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaommdFh88L
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wYDZ2SmXt
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8svFivWvkG
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED8oZhOlmV
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溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwMvjvyCCT
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBDNVwsuRr
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhP1nCDqGTk
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIIfqWylbn
30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMuA72VKle
莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80FOBNocni
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiyAx2hMrd
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雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
