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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oAyevCyyi
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最開心既係,每晚瞳瞳都會打黎睇下我有冇溫書上面既問題,醒目既我當然一早準備好問題啦,瞳瞳亦都好耐心咁答我326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKrPbM9ouZ
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