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「但係石至磊既分的確係唔夠升中六,留級係唯一既做法...」個肥婆miss lam一路數我既不是,我都廢鳩事聽落去325Please respect copyright.PENANAQaADDyHfId
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而響我身邊落力為我講好說話既金毛中坑,正正就係我既鄰居,亦即係我既師父325Please respect copyright.PENANA0FQ72coBir
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「屌佢老味,差幾分姐,個死肥婆講極都唔撚明,的佢去做豬乸漢堡啦仆街!」一走出班房,師父就收起剛才既友善,不斷痛罵個肥婆325Please respect copyright.PENANAJWIgEpiodE
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呢一刻既師父已經化身柴九:「你知唔知你留多一年代表咩呀?即係我又要養多你個打靶仔一年呀!你估我開善堂呀!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAEipPZHqS4r
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當時既我地,係住響屯門某一座舊私樓,環境都算ok啦,師父成日都會同隔黎鄰舍d三姑六婆打下牌咁325Please respect copyright.PENANAfpjtwd44rY
「我都唔撚明,你呢d柒頭皮點會連中五都讀唔好架..」我同師父走出升降機,準備行返去我地位於E室既家325Please respect copyright.PENANA2Um9isZ1i5
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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父325Please respect copyright.PENANAE9k6kD98DZ
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「好..好小事姐..」新月經常充當我倆之間既和事佬,對此情況早已見怪不怪325Please respect copyright.PENANAwnNsNZBNYF
「嗱!新月就講得岩啦!明明好小事,係師父你搞大佢黎講之嘛」325Please respect copyright.PENANAbwZDXXREms
「唉!!冇眼睇!!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAYPrWsSjzDk
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面對住師父既指罵,我已經冇力再答佢325Please respect copyright.PENANAQIwMO0iWE4
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「係既...不過之後因為八月既一件事,我同師父就炒左大獲啦..」325Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7wsoQ1r1M
rina聽到呢句嚇左一跳:「咩事呀?可以搞到你地反面」325Please respect copyright.PENANAsIpPRB2Zlo
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「唉屌...訓唔撚著tim,早知晏晝唔訓晏教啦...」依家係凌晨3點,不過都仲未訓得著325Please respect copyright.PENANA9yNun4bU2I
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相反,入左理工設計系既新月就比我多姿多彩得多,呢期又話要去d乜迎新營,八月尾都冇乜點返過黎訓325Please respect copyright.PENANAeLT3VW5nyv
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「oh....yeah.....kimochi..恭子bb呀..」對住恭子完美既身材,我左手揭住寫真集,右手揸住巨龍自慰,一邊唸唸有語325Please respect copyright.PENANAbCyKT1cqDv
我都唔記得打左幾耐:「黎料啦恭子bb,熱姑熱姑!!」feel到準備出精,我大脾夾住寫真集,左手拎起tempo紙巾準備接住自己既精兵325Please respect copyright.PENANAk6WmDEKvOk
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師父就響門口!!!!!!!!!!325Please respect copyright.PENANAIgImr4r2Hi
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我當堂嚇到仆街,左手既tempo亦嚇得掉落地下325Please respect copyright.PENANAGAOhfc9Krd
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「轟!轟!轟!」白色既龍汁直接射向恭子既可愛臉蛋及豐滿身材上325Please respect copyright.PENANA2wqYn0hPom
恭子bb頓時「成身一patpat」325Please respect copyright.PENANA9lV3EOPbsb
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呢一刻,成個世界都好似停左咁,師父面前住呢個畫面直頭呆左325Please respect copyright.PENANAoUwnZRgduY
大約三秒後先識得反應325Please respect copyright.PENANAdSoQbvdIBQ
「我個肥恭呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」師父眼泛淚光,拎起充滿龍汁既寫真集325Please respect copyright.PENANAkyBzzTbBw6
我已經唔知可以講咩好:「呃...呃....對...對唔...住...囉」325Please respect copyright.PENANAD1Y7MP3bJa
師父眼神轉眼間已經充滿住怒火:「仆街仔!!邊個比你J我個肥恭架,仲要射精落佢度!?走呀仆街!我唔要再見到你!!!!!」325Please respect copyright.PENANAZd4iorAPPI
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「咦.....原來你有打飛機,仲要鐘意射落d寫真集,咁核凸架....」rina聽到呢度,不禁皺眉325Please respect copyright.PENANAoDFuc6lEWa
「喂,依家有邊個後生仔未打過飛機架...」我反駁325Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ0acZVmjJ
rina身馬上靠後,露出厭惡既表情:「咁你實拎過我d bra呀底褲呀黎打飛機啦,你好變態囉....」女人既幻想力真係無極限325Please respect copyright.PENANAUUtajmkbjw
「屌你係咪傻架,...何況我冇打好耐啦..」325Please respect copyright.PENANAfX1kCXAcjy
「都係唔好啦,聽日出去買過哂D內衣褲啦,石仔你都係信唔過架...係呢,咁你比師父趕走左之後點呀?」325Please respect copyright.PENANAyNdHaWPRBS
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我拖住自己既行李,響清晨既屯門遊蕩325Please respect copyright.PENANAruLo5SauWP
「屌老母,J左佢本寫真集姐,又唔係屌佢條女,駛唔駛趕我出黎呀食屎狗...」我心裡面依然好唔gur325Please respect copyright.PENANAFv5ay2P5kj
不過我依然相信,師父下左啖氣就會比我返去架啦...325Please respect copyright.PENANAGEKVScPBsJ
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「啾...」一下大風,將一張報紙吹到我腳邊325Please respect copyright.PENANACeCawE2ur9
我心諗:「屌,邊撚個亂拋垃圾呀..」然後執起報紙325Please respect copyright.PENANA2ym612lVEK
呢一份係報紙既招聘板,左下角寫左「私人保鏢,月入五萬,包食包住,唔做就笨,年齡18-40,有意請致電21800000」325Please respect copyright.PENANAbdIYPor7FV
「咁筍?係撚唔係呀...」325Please respect copyright.PENANA3uXPumOQi1
咪住先..如果我搬左出去,咁咪唔駛每日再受師父d臭脾氣囉..325Please respect copyright.PENANATgH4biNuiL
返學呢d唔撚理啦325Please respect copyright.PENANAKfbfxd64sf
我拎起手機,撥下呢個改變一生既電話號碼325Please respect copyright.PENANAUlUJ5L4H3z
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「哦...我果陣都係睇到呢個廣告招聘,點知in果陣先知呢份係IID特工..」325Please respect copyright.PENANAa90xJWAxJb
「之後既事你都知架啦..唔駛多講啦掛..」325Please respect copyright.PENANAvn79ZX5guR
「咁你入左黎IID之後,仲有冇返去搵師父呀...」325Please respect copyright.PENANApJNEV6arGf
「咁緊係冇啦,唔驚比佢斬撚死咩....」325Please respect copyright.PENANAEvSY49Ma3k
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比新月捉左返去既果個金髮男,最後就只係供出左其餘三個人既樣貌325Please respect copyright.PENANAElcYZdh6sw
之後既幾日,我地IID既特工都有繼續巡邏,但佢地似乎因為身份已經敗露,所以再冇現身325Please respect copyright.PENANAE0JPgr43Tb
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而我,亦都照常咁返去補課,好彩每一次既補課都有瞳瞳同我一齊食lunch325Please respect copyright.PENANAH97p2iDmlq
甚至為左追上瞳瞳,我竟然每日都溫書325Please respect copyright.PENANAkzmaFF5h8H
最開心既係,每晚瞳瞳都會打黎睇下我有冇溫書上面既問題,醒目既我當然一早準備好問題啦,瞳瞳亦都好耐心咁答我325Please respect copyright.PENANAFAJ5nDt6CY
呢段人生中少有既溫書日子,即使再辛苦都好開心325Please respect copyright.PENANAHXlXBtN5gF
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