剛過午夜12點。497Please respect copyright.PENANAtddQtXWFOP
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女 :「我們分手吧。」497Please respect copyright.PENANA2L7LbakxqE
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男 :「咦?等一下,為什麼啊?」497Please respect copyright.PENANAFv2pImGfOU
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女 :「你難道還不明白嗎?相處那麼久了,我已經受夠你很多地方。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAN6xpmliqSM
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男 :「難不成是……因為我的口臭,我們一直沒辦法接吻。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAhtWC4KDtSv
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女 :「不只那個。」497Please respect copyright.PENANA95rofgFeat
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男 :「因為我會流手汗……所以沒辦法牽手。」497Please respect copyright.PENANApBi5I6bFzn
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女 :「那也是其中之一。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAgfp2UPnXs8
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男 :「因為我打呼很大聲,我們一直都是分開睡。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAj4pkwQElYv
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女 :「看來你很清楚自己的缺點嘛,但還有一件最嚴重的事。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAobNQw6SjPw
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男 :「可惡,該不會被妳發現了吧,我有一次拿妳常吹的小號去通馬桶。」497Please respect copyright.PENANARfOJ6TvV04
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女 :「欸?」497Please respect copyright.PENANAWA8reptMGZ
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男 :「嗯?還是說,我把妳10萬元的LV包弄不見,換成一個一模一樣的仿貨的事。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAk9DhEV27xf
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女 :「等等......」497Please respect copyright.PENANA9w2syTbxEV
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男 :「不然是,我不小心弄斷妳的口紅,然後隨便用紅色蠟筆黏上去…...」497Please respect copyright.PENANAJJGq4ywV8t
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女 :「你這個混蛋原來做過這些事嗎!?」497Please respect copyright.PENANAtkrH9qA4ID
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男 :「噫!我、我不是故意的!」497Please respect copyright.PENANATo5QXVvQzY
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女 :「今天……不,昨天是我們的交往紀念日,我一直在你身邊暗示你,結果過了12點你還是沒想起來。」497Please respect copyright.PENANA63fDFdS1br
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男 :「……交往紀念日?」497Please respect copyright.PENANARZsrduv5OW
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女 :「啊啊,不過我放心了,聽完剛剛那些,總覺得就算現在殺了你,也不會有絲毫的罪惡感。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAtm76kvWgoS
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男 :「剛剛不是說要分手嗎,恩,我們分手吧!現在,馬上。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAz6etsPO7fd
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