剛過午夜12點。540Please respect copyright.PENANAdWo3gIeQvJ
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女 :「我們分手吧。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAaGJ4j3KbPh
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男 :「咦?等一下,為什麼啊?」540Please respect copyright.PENANA9R29MfH9ny
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女 :「你難道還不明白嗎?相處那麼久了,我已經受夠你很多地方。」540Please respect copyright.PENANALRz7izpQ2N
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男 :「難不成是……因為我的口臭,我們一直沒辦法接吻。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAYc10QabpxM
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女 :「不只那個。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAtOFmnvqSZl
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男 :「因為我會流手汗……所以沒辦法牽手。」540Please respect copyright.PENANASKBYpudjLL
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女 :「那也是其中之一。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAwbwcu6B1S3
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男 :「因為我打呼很大聲,我們一直都是分開睡。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAqrmu1mypJe
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女 :「看來你很清楚自己的缺點嘛,但還有一件最嚴重的事。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAprubkI3U9Q
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男 :「可惡,該不會被妳發現了吧,我有一次拿妳常吹的小號去通馬桶。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAPNjoMdvLYV
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女 :「欸?」540Please respect copyright.PENANAttLhEY2hsv
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男 :「嗯?還是說,我把妳10萬元的LV包弄不見,換成一個一模一樣的仿貨的事。」540Please respect copyright.PENANADrUhhMOLAD
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女 :「等等......」540Please respect copyright.PENANALbLojUiaEf
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男 :「不然是,我不小心弄斷妳的口紅,然後隨便用紅色蠟筆黏上去…...」540Please respect copyright.PENANA34xX9idWqu
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女 :「你這個混蛋原來做過這些事嗎!?」540Please respect copyright.PENANAOTrCdFvuOL
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男 :「噫!我、我不是故意的!」540Please respect copyright.PENANANsjmu2Y1gz
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女 :「今天……不,昨天是我們的交往紀念日,我一直在你身邊暗示你,結果過了12點你還是沒想起來。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAAN0AANrOFi
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男 :「……交往紀念日?」540Please respect copyright.PENANAY2XC675VSk
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女 :「啊啊,不過我放心了,聽完剛剛那些,總覺得就算現在殺了你,也不會有絲毫的罪惡感。」540Please respect copyright.PENANANpGvfyTt70
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男 :「剛剛不是說要分手嗎,恩,我們分手吧!現在,馬上。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAg5W4lt2cxV
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