Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbml07okeQ
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxbOz4Snw9
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Demeter wasn't working.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGqKyrH5PN
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdK2p6pBA8V
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPz1CSNntOY
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"Bison."536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1cLe3LcXn
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Bread is like the sun.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyaz3bBssT
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox4Em0Gkfu
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx586Ka4UfU
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjyWMTe6Wa
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Its butt.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXzeoNyU72
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOPad6kB7X
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXeYKd8WpF
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First, a tractor.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6KRrcTJUB
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn64AmyHq2
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Gravy.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZuZ9Ys5wo
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSzzMKEfrl
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Now he's a rockstar.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAqJdj9X4D
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5RiDFWB5a
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Do trees poop?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpob3qjkZUv
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0prRjPydH
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w9ravyoKL
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBRIBUDGKA
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqEQOo8g0E
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She couldn't control her pupils.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpf9BfIrFW
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What do peppers do when they're angry?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce5EG676u9
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They get jalapeño face.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4jObNi3ue
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Today someone told me I am average.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7PaOMa8o8
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I told them that's just mean.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSCu0BCsyb
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCY6tkrF5Sz
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Pointless.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HJuod8g2c
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
Dude 2: "Brochure."536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PlT5QO8mP
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFASPUWzOk
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSuHlAvlqg
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN7UYekmjy
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I tried yesterday but I mist.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKkwdndd7w
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVhZhWH6Xd
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEbXyh6JT7
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7FyBupkgB
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooJmbZ1QqX
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What has four wheels and flies?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSjoaKZQ0G
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A garbage truck.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3i0bsQjHV
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgFGi0JYc6
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVg9zMO3cB7
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqx8osY7rd
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Uh, yeah. That's all I got.
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