Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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To lift his spirits.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDpkHx10Uq
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyaSPj33Cn
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Claude.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WdqQDwthk
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLIisdPmFQ
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Demeter wasn't working.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡertw3CfcYT
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j4bah837k
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EjLr0ncSK
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"Bison."432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoa97dXWxy
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Bread is like the sun.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdxMdggMvM
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JiaNWbGwA
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsdUXprL9L
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7THLIMlHh
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Its butt.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpfwRoVzul
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI9dmbU6kL
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First, a tractor.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9uXaQbZKm
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF73tukzlMa
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Gravy.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSDdDowvLm
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SGVoiFCiR
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Now he's a rockstar.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWrc8CURFB
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tt5Nzi2Qe
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Do trees poop?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7bpOnoZ8x
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY3pjzhryv
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwSVsKUT1c
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccE1g4DdmM
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkRHsSAKwe
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She couldn't control her pupils.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplrzr90FbT
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What do peppers do when they're angry?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSjXe9ezjU
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They get jalapeño face.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOYYclQniV
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Today someone told me I am average.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXwHyfCtfu
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I told them that's just mean.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ42xNJucO
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvtxYLGaDK
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Pointless.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjqZVlCMFg
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CMbdO5qZF
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HmhsI4YsY
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3trJcxPqoT
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I tried yesterday but I mist.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1cng5LuuB
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUjLnGzFUX
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfpdF0p5Qv
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWQP0Qh74T
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdIvUSWtU9
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What has four wheels and flies?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sJpv3YIXl
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A garbage truck.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHRUOXFlbK
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhfI5C4GkP
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxT2m4JeRt
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.432Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeZO8AXMWH
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Uh, yeah. That's all I got.
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