各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiGX2Eu6D9
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1、医院43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpD77tualoQ
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfjjaulVuh
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskCOeb2bKx
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAx2hPj5FU
周：！！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsMYoctQ8y
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hNvvUtPB5
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RJ480LEoB
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNe6Pd1OiF
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiWNDBKnUM
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYBI9AeuPS
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK9BeukY81
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmkuY1lV5x
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKes2zUaqof
江波涛夺门而出。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFFTXr0ChP
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2、该说江户还是幕府？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAfPHdABAI
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoc3GiyXsgA
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkYCNr1naY
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIfE9qNai6
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYN8hiHZhyn
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwa46fklIl
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa9zqIPKNV
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkM2IgsfOdA
周：……（以色侍君吗？）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwYoUztP4O
孙：不是的！我没有！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9Vya2Wpgq
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGsftBAQmV
孙：是！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FWCaF8jzp
周：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEzYo1ujwL
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRExov3P5S
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32w4KK6E6K
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDyyj45fvl
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3、孙半仙和周客人43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yuZ0a62YO
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmk71R1XOU2
周：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QHPsGZzVJ
孙：客人你要算啥？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QkBGHNt8s
周：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPm018yMa1M
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnhPmf5gKx
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0P1YnPbSq
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmRiXEBQaB
周：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS7MzkjQpy
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8uUCV798f
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E6w87HG3e
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVLukVX8k8
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBaL2Wn7Zs
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6U9nehMVZ
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJWoZMiUxI
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2dLqGGOLi
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1、灵异故事43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PYEDImbnZ
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG7r0sM9Rv
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUcWpHmLwg
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdMpyNF0c7
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zMf4wlc4p
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2、言情故事43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYeQMQI14s
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi487gA2qO
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5bsaMCveZ
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdseJpjNM7f
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3、英雄故事43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrLnIlczIc
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5UWq9eDv8
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQserKiybrK
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡua2VG3gmKi
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdJYT7GMkn
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73XFqtHfQJ
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfYKgRGioH
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwxgUbS3Y6
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXBErIYlLo
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rzC5figEw
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceN8Bf2C68
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hSIiw1TNJ
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKcx4yVHOW
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAwX9pBL3e
吴启&吕泊远：不会！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnCtgrpP1B
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmrciQSEcT
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5k3XPqAJN
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnYy92OY0U
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllrEjpXG7D
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小周和二翔丘43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8ZIWTSLip
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iNaSDPB2U
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTTfJpPKvP
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YY0r0Yjpn
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKK4p03ine9
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPQZb3eUcZ
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpnTvLJhWu
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8H3gSslvZ
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1MTdmv3G0
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WipRyuAuk
二翔丘：阿呜。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8uBCdgbcB
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCAssEagM5
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvufTi6Uf5s
后来，小周收服了小明虫。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJK8rb5VzK
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHsBXksycm
后来，小周收服了江波波。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwnsJ10lAd
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci2UBbZ6Iz
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILMDQYKuuU
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！