各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZZANrp8iL
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1、医院62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDu19LQuGZ
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qSPBQPua5
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLvXwJ878q
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TNDEAyQw5
周：！！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TzNF0tdgU
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjkxu9iWf4
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy52zNHGV1P
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34mpbMAssf
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7fvxFYspq
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVuhhKs2IF
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmdCesJKd0
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVlIswDxhG
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfeFNfvKtn
江波涛夺门而出。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFCCL4gOuZ
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2、该说江户还是幕府？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnD4hxlWu0
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU8WyrDHjQ
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKQWLIBPKc
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3VEu2Hl0N
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr6Z3eHMq0
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUru6jknf9N
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHSOlE8ezK
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTicLaPF9IO
周：……（以色侍君吗？）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiStjcaS4g
孙：不是的！我没有！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXKAicaeTy
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDHgM86Yto
孙：是！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNwE3QUxRb
周：……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVCkFO4kRW
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAAf48dUl0
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ0rtwypmH
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagUJuQP2jj
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3、孙半仙和周客人62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TyH1fCoT8
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrvBFCbN59
周：……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcROm14xEMF
孙：客人你要算啥？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WlH1hPBZW
周：……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ014JBgaPyo
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79Lgl5S8Da
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXozwTPrkp0
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Q02ofjnQa
周：……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnshu8Fscsv
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGDpUFiOOH
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmkq95LC7y
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIJOu4qUnv
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPzDdyavoP
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhWTcJLE8g
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6YtgCdQSL
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBRp4NBQ0v
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1、灵异故事62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCQsdZF9Yh
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWgBgBZiN1
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ABJxDkRjY
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxJuDo1TM5
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1CI3q147k
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2、言情故事62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVra0QsMWri
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lBYz98cUX
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg1FF9GH7w
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEw43WEfYM
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3、英雄故事62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdleqTurjm
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37q4n1VQbC
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tx6zR5eQ0
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvMO8fkoOD
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDAi64ECjw
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZwLZ9Ph69
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh9sc98bUu
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RFiTu8Y6p
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7skFpiYde
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmHcQgoDYN
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGAgL7zJhu
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7H0W03Bj5f
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEU9JlOR7PO
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6tlzdioeE
吴启&吕泊远：不会！62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOSRmW2VT3
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI9rwfBjas
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySAk5DiqfL
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBouGwOvrfI
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIYovWqVfD
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小周和二翔丘62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJDDWBq7cX
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMJZ5Dj4Ow
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzRoQ0R976
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6buFY6gD6t
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUKVxvzSEi
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBtH3bllRv
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIk6Fx17k1B
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUFCu06JYm
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmNqzcMe0y
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn3hihCGS0
二翔丘：阿呜。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10caR8wINP
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB54EC6o2Q
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OstCzCAEi
后来，小周收服了小明虫。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfsVCmfO23
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOceTfzAIA
后来，小周收服了江波波。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AWpZS3aSP
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9a6TKZWv2V
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。62Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH0uv2V4LU
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！