各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SG31A8M65
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1、医院58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra1c5a6wh1
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlJOwPNmr2
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSioWrKvHO
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh7p55g0tS
周：！！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LUgQZFAVL
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75jbRLOwvB
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbibjKgLhOH
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7TbJhHC11
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh25BW01lg
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlurcZemzr
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyQtsEbpvN
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ682E6SJ28C
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzpNN0TGze
江波涛夺门而出。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ApeTjemOx
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2、该说江户还是幕府？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvA8fhgJJvz
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FJH67mUHk
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPmv8P4SIL
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtTPPmts1a
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU1lkzvhua
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaELXRyIGBj
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKg43cVrxJ
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vPvUCHQ3C
周：……（以色侍君吗？）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYDxyT3Cj1
孙：不是的！我没有！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPbLz0c7Ef
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjeJzpXFhq
孙：是！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjndg67svJw
周：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡradwMbF5nH
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfebjFtqem
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKskFJqYzrU
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGKfKYxZ1P
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3、孙半仙和周客人58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FdsKMcQKs
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJedrh40s6s
周：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPevrpPBnEm
孙：客人你要算啥？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWnDSR1yDj
周：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV37DxaAdAD
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinR2trvJmb
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHIwvNKiqZ
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIa6uueDJn
周：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNk1NSgl1F
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJIHJFJWcj
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETUpz55zre
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU8ZJ78qZq
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlveaj15dr
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhI3iaOyUDv
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE7QDzuncR
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX3EFKmZo5
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1、灵异故事58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcsMWB6Xcz
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1DZS3kLuN
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4wgaFgQP5
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCjYeHlwUj
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPh81eUQRM
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2、言情故事58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7yUs6iQeA
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V8OGyJ7kf
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4xlWu5D2E
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44wDVxKPxr
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3、英雄故事58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cUABOfXQw
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu1eUq24ty
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3wY5GJacv
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZTe4rGyP9
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZYr0XWD3R
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkIQb7Uh6o
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG6Hx8rWSK
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgBMJ4yBoI
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFYHcVXvbd
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFbHfGixyu
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlncusRSWn
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVsGKA5Phb
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNF8wESXpQ
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDqOBIG58T
吴启&吕泊远：不会！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsyo6Hbr4S
杜明：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPiErLcs7M
吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXYyCGD3Ir
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKc8WB6tG6
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvCcwMaZ1C
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSSWzlSqbI
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小周和二翔丘58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt82w7zFlrM
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPcxhrgstX
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpR9vCbRaUL
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7pyCbHb0u
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbDFXXbpae
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5bG95kEcU
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy14fKE719
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2we6orxRLB
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2OAwJXKwQ
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxC3LjmPYc
二翔丘：阿呜。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4usdd7QEHc
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fLcIDr1HT
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP67dVNgK1
后来，小周收服了小明虫。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwnhTpZeB0
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkkaG61R0l
后来，小周收服了江波波。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7ts7fShEY
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcnsRs62Ka
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABrwaxSX1U
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！