各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C1lxkNttP
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1、医院60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSpSDps9Qv
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlBXrBHjI1
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDezXMyz0Bc
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa7uvQxfdD
周：！！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcjYEbB77V
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaOIhLWFO3
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsejqSr7Z1
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffY8qaXL9w
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy2JYgBCMJ
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX16yn726oQ
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvuOEZyYGS
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfnAGpXHse
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK6zMmkqCU
江波涛夺门而出。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XLQypZZs9
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2、该说江户还是幕府？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o1bWOQoxB
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeyAjx3Ywf
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMck1BjFo5B
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67uxPjnXG7
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn9GysMPfA
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVf338AY4ci
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFs9Aw4iZT
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFwhkDenJL
周：……（以色侍君吗？）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByUejPlTRV
孙：不是的！我没有！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQqwMtjg96
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GJrDHemMx
孙：是！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RtAc04G5t
周：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwkfSKikNV
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKlclm0FAe
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemMOWagq7z
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA3BxdoQOx
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3、孙半仙和周客人60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuMeYwsBlS
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PZUSSAfKp
周：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvMEku417i
孙：客人你要算啥？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k67ZJ6KIG
周：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxsJ5AAMIu
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0ubjT9HqM
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcszX57Okh2
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gindspfMh
周：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdmvshY4sT
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7LfWfNLT0
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjFGYXEzwO
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktLMQDiAND
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4La3a9VHqJ
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesxJQ7QqvE
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrMR4woHJj
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE93LAiImVS
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1、灵异故事60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6MAtMYdXu
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBR51IQ52rZ
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQSybwGLPv
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZYHdboehw
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbWjmiPk4Z
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2、言情故事60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Dm7BiJEOT
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MIqXnC1D5
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnO495qFUq
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUZhzNHCIi
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3、英雄故事60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbXJeVHRlI
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvEKUuS0pn
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIpUmzItFe
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpstm1nwU94
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ8YeuxmZz
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi25FhB8sOx
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxdx4OfYlX
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAF0uBnyzY
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4AOLPtNiS
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73H4TG5gVT
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDQM7FEYll
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ldnsNOVrf
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsfbh7dp0O
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXhuWb3tQF
吴启&吕泊远：不会！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA9iUcT5mi
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yuYOLeu6X
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKiEopFYk7
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlewZOfQ3a
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2NXvzLV1x
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小周和二翔丘60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsx2MMC9KW
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GywsCTvSM
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSwY1wu4Fy
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYIAvRbfpm
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKucjgwFc3y
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CEnFlmBoo
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2o6tk95UL
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIFmtFmuGX
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxDZVylKeX
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oAGJpLMBk
二翔丘：阿呜。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwvGjT7R3k
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyiMLxlTss
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrmSwitqjr
后来，小周收服了小明虫。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbA0PmecOV
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Vzmm9Ijad
后来，小周收服了江波波。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59YirPGKhV
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMWMnIvgHF
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclKdgrO2xp
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！