各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSXI4C6rZA
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1、医院41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFK6hj4fcTe
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZYjVXLE6o
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZCCpqcS9A
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtrPG5cqss
周：！！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ffwov24ft
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEO4wSbY7k
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO2Y1JPxPt
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYkSPC6dzs
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SUUr4ndqO
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwa83RTUII
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6yzFRA8nZ
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4sBb2BHHV
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwDmGx27MM
江波涛夺门而出。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIgk2RXUQI
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2、该说江户还是幕府？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xB0aJsnxb
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aoYd1D0Lz
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN80n1YTWq
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdbDOJvWr8
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnBznMpeiv
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhGcExllhM
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtowH5rwkIX
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQMoKsanVQ
周：……（以色侍君吗？）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUNjTbgzs4
孙：不是的！我没有！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhzymzIuE1
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3NU6UkGaO
孙：是！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8LepuL3nL
周：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11i9Ge8q7K
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB5hIYSFBe
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4qnfNDg6I
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1c1uY7GIA
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3、孙半仙和周客人41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeS7S2XUYU
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gd3IHu6On
周：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTjuXOfIBO
孙：客人你要算啥？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3URKTCmcpW
周：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp3K7UGXYc
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fR5Zd4y7w
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J40SZ3LkT
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7lcuOmRNv
周：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfiboyL4DO
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLVzM74k2b
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YMJOabWMX
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk0dunIZu6
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM9qrnT0Ep
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAcXSU8khv
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqM3AWTOES
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpH7kMJUAi
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1、灵异故事41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvC3LyUqSW
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡob4HHSBEVF
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡithXTckLCM
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1OTnz7BWu
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8bWZKVXwT
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2、言情故事41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxdjpaMqQV
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd8fSmPLsC
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4lUpebmQ9
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjpIHVG3eo
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3、英雄故事41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiP4aCK8kV
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50CKY8JtA9
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc5VwDgZyw
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cuVyvEl1L
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgFUW4YaNU
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq46CrVfLW
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFooghioOx
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7yBKRFclj
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoHwT1kFfS
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGsmIG2vDW
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6EZVIBKQ8
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuA1c7xuma
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZVNLtSOFI
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByGfoM6GoO
吴启&吕泊远：不会！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF6RTOb7Gr
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyocpZFA3u5
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwG1tnVwDY
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwY8HOP7Ry
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQOXnKqMb5
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小周和二翔丘41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Qf2WidzCL
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdMTn6S7F3
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEpZ4yQxFC
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rpedrVTCy
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBHU0OVBvt
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kW7ReFsTR
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkcL1gnb1N
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmb4SEmz7J
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDXvkTjj90
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3EZfQzVeC
二翔丘：阿呜。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwFpXdYq9d
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiszAswKVE
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkpGuYfyXk
后来，小周收服了小明虫。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wZel4MIrD
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmhP9FiIyy
后来，小周收服了江波波。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g9uD36fsI
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtqCjcSDnD
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcgXtojmO7
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！