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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks470Please respect copyright.PENANAhjck6peAhD
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead470Please respect copyright.PENANAuZAb7izK8S
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air470Please respect copyright.PENANAHb10PM1Fhc
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.470Please respect copyright.PENANAUQQHkvLwGi
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead470Please respect copyright.PENANAp6g7R6WSta
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a470Please respect copyright.PENANA1lQaB7fBWO
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old470Please respect copyright.PENANAfEnXMAGwA9
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,470Please respect copyright.PENANAc7vciVY2i6
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry470Please respect copyright.PENANAfpO5PESrkp
voice:
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANA2Cs48ji2ml
Who are you? Are you bard? I just470Please respect copyright.PENANASJO6ZEz7w8
found my dead sex slaves, and now470Please respect copyright.PENANAePED9bwSK6
you're crawling up, disturbing my470Please respect copyright.PENANAaaWzYbvC8D
ritual.
BARD470Please respect copyright.PENANAzqguWuMquE
And so you brought your flesh dildo470Please respect copyright.PENANAMZdH6N8tl4
too?
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANAdVJNJJhe8D
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD470Please respect copyright.PENANAdckXC47WBu
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANA3YNyfqUyiB
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and470Please respect copyright.PENANAvMkwli24Va
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANAyhjm4UsVRC
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna470Please respect copyright.PENANAGunZrnFRhw
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the470Please respect copyright.PENANAeKVtMaQ9n2
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.470Please respect copyright.PENANAaKTCw5b6iC
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard470Please respect copyright.PENANAriAyzG83GU
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The470Please respect copyright.PENANALakN59dw7p
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON470Please respect copyright.PENANACVfmkMw375
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANAHb4F5ikwcc
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your470Please respect copyright.PENANAuPJQBAvVUH
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a470Please respect copyright.PENANAberyzL98U6
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping470Please respect copyright.PENANA0vYU7kmWI1
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up470Please respect copyright.PENANAo54HuxLbza
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish470Please respect copyright.PENANAjFfMdacUA2
their plans.
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANAXzKYpdiARM
(to Bard)470Please respect copyright.PENANA1xrkgv7W8i
See what you did? You set me up.470Please respect copyright.PENANARHJwFs8B36
You didn't tell me that I'd have to470Please respect copyright.PENANA3Eriyp0BVQ
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd470Please respect copyright.PENANAEMP5mtMYJ3
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which470Please respect copyright.PENANAER5ok8vi7c
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's470Please respect copyright.PENANAjIUrPzsIrP
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears470Please respect copyright.PENANApW9nf7X34x
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.470Please respect copyright.PENANAbfvEZw5Vkt
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD470Please respect copyright.PENANAJJTrtuMa3O
(offscreen)470Please respect copyright.PENANAhLfJRuMAY5
You assholes. You can't catch a470Please respect copyright.PENANAs9G77WBmGx
ghost.
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANAmt5e9GaKAu
You fuckers. You put me in a470Please respect copyright.PENANAo2UI9XhnSg
vulnerable position when I was sure470Please respect copyright.PENANAZNWbHvBYKC
the Batman would be here. Now470Please respect copyright.PENANAnVne6UX6Vv
you're all gonna get what's coming470Please respect copyright.PENANA8UHHpIX32R
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins470Please respect copyright.PENANAgRg4VQ0z5P
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall470Please respect copyright.PENANAT7eK1AtAue
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks470Please respect copyright.PENANAYsD0rfR1Wt
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder470Please respect copyright.PENANASrO6FZxQJc
blades.
BATMAN470Please respect copyright.PENANATRgayBZTmk
(concious)470Please respect copyright.PENANAyZO4MiZA6F
What are you gonna do to me? I470Please respect copyright.PENANA9BOWhkaz6Q
think you've committed murder, so470Please respect copyright.PENANANqoDTjCJNl
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the470Please respect copyright.PENANA7Yu3bzjAss
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his470Please respect copyright.PENANAIgxg56BGT6
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE470Please respect copyright.PENANAO5QHomXZsy
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do470Please respect copyright.PENANAzeMPNSbTwd
this.
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANAOWv1U4M6uE
I'm going to finish him!470Please respect copyright.PENANAgBWDXXgrf8
Constantine, I'm going to finish470Please respect copyright.PENANARaLWq6bkpQ
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked470Please respect copyright.PENANAvJYVCjdbBY
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER470Please respect copyright.PENANAYdhm7k7Qa4
(holds up his arm in470Please respect copyright.PENANAwrE1czEiix
protest)470Please respect copyright.PENANAnOR0HJ4BJT
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He470Please respect copyright.PENANAuGeKmOPzNB
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with470Please respect copyright.PENANAPqQcgicyS7
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's470Please respect copyright.PENANAPa6qhwDwac
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.470Please respect copyright.PENANAuMo2vMiNjJ
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANA6KGf6qKt1l
He was mine, and I stole him from470Please respect copyright.PENANAFBbiqK9o23
you. He was my revenge. Now you470Please respect copyright.PENANAcmv4twMGdU
will pay for your disobedience. He470Please respect copyright.PENANA2W6JK0ksda
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is470Please respect copyright.PENANAdEbS0ESAMB
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he470Please respect copyright.PENANA0SkpUHED2s
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then470Please respect copyright.PENANAx699jFRIYL
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN470Please respect copyright.PENANAjPxdrJV6K0
(awake)470Please respect copyright.PENANATyeIqmIbuv
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his470Please respect copyright.PENANAYBNKRcY7r3
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the470Please respect copyright.PENANA9wFifBlbEm
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is470Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1MYD5e61Y
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANAO5gaUShBNA
You still have a chance. Let go of470Please respect copyright.PENANAST6U7cCcTz
my hand. If you allow my hand to470Please respect copyright.PENANAMgpkc2LYCb
come off of you, you will end up470Please respect copyright.PENANAtBBR36DwFI
just like your friend.470Please respect copyright.PENANA5dXWT6Pafq
(tries to pry the hand off470Please respect copyright.PENANACbwmcezyen
of his head)470Please respect copyright.PENANATGozL3f5hM
It can't be. No. No. He's still470Please respect copyright.PENANAyAZHHka7O7
alive!470Please respect copyright.PENANAwyjD6Nzp8S
(falls to his knees)470Please respect copyright.PENANADuLkeLMz2v
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE470Please respect copyright.PENANAzVCFh5AaE9
(from a distance)470Please respect copyright.PENANA6u3hbHFaDL
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN470Please respect copyright.PENANAvki9RLRCir
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the470Please respect copyright.PENANASHpWJyqP6r
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN470Please respect copyright.PENANApvqzOGr8Ue
(beat)470Please respect copyright.PENANAR9WU94T8rW
I can't get it. I can't pull it470Please respect copyright.PENANARzg4oYD8Tx
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into470Please respect copyright.PENANAGtL8l16IVQ
the forest.
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANATy6lGIdyx5
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE470Please respect copyright.PENANAjJeFiDniMy
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the470Please respect copyright.PENANA2fWvCX06wd
Batmobile.
BATMAN470Please respect copyright.PENANAZjVUWY1Nhw
(screams in pain)470Please respect copyright.PENANAvVuYjgiaFG
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into470Please respect copyright.PENANAFxSutcHTzP
the forest.
BEATELAGE470Please respect copyright.PENANAe8gQy89Chh
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE470Please respect copyright.PENANAkaRFKB5gPk
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN470Please respect copyright.PENANA8vsAW1fsI7
(is so weak he can barely470Please respect copyright.PENANASvHKVQYlNB
stand)470Please respect copyright.PENANAHevSBRPYE3
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into470Please respect copyright.PENANAEnPCuOrOWb
the forest.
BEATELAGE470Please respect copyright.PENANApEMa5EAWiK
(passionate)470Please respect copyright.PENANA9juZhcRTCU
Don't let them drag you off this470Please respect copyright.PENANAJBzweEl7fV
beat.
BETELGEUSE 470Please respect copyright.PENANABz6qD891Px
(peers at the Batman)470Please respect copyright.PENANAcZ6f054MWN
Is that all? Do you really want to470Please respect copyright.PENANA2jiGdKT2Lz
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 470Please respect copyright.PENANAywm7p2ks1l
(ashamed)470Please respect copyright.PENANAmWKcHaxbOS
Don't say it. Take a peek in the470Please respect copyright.PENANAdIZkPfalqe
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,470Please respect copyright.PENANAN3YO85451Q
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT470Please respect copyright.PENANApKdXwiqVaJ