x
No Plagiarism!BzvCUuil2f8helXh2QBWposted on PENANA (二)8964 copyright protection1062PENANAsE2TMy0sTo 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAyVKPZ1Tn36
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAOB1PeJmMk9 維尼
在顯道元年革命爆發之前,傑靈從來未被視作有力問鼎帝位的宗室。當時朝廷以為最有可能繼位的宗室有三名公主,分別是傑靈之妹江門公主,傑靈之表妹8964 copyright protection1062PENANAQdiobgmx36 維尼
周西公主,以及傑靈之表姐仲春公主。但當華夏帝國發生奸臣篡位時,三人與她們的貪官污吏集團皆落荒而逃,只有傑靈帶領百姓起義;故此大局已定、山河光復後,傑靈即把三人軟禁於宮中,以免她們謀反。然而,三人從未放棄過爭奪帝位。8964 copyright protection1062PENANAurYFMTyqRe 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAaxAsLpSCoS
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAuZ9TCbOXAc 維尼
三人被安頓在九龍府皇宮東北的東瀛館;此宮殿位於人工湖「瀛海」裡的島上,僅有一橋連接;雖然她們獲准在宮中移動,但每到一處,必有禁軍侍衛貼身「保護」,而且未經准許亦禁止出宮或接見外賓,因此她們只好依賴少數可信的侍衛與宮外保持通信。8964 copyright protection1062PENANAa5G4A0NC9H 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAROsXGrmCS5
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAvRkB45XvMj 維尼
「該死的扶她昏君,她奪去皇位都算了,竟然還要強迫我在登極大典上讀經!」仲春公主大喝一杯酒,大吃一塊肉,怨氣沖天的抱怨着。周西公主附和,說:「對,我們一定要做點事情破壞她的登基大典才行!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAUWx5eQkR0c 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAZT9oXUM3ec
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAxi9gzbBVZG 維尼
三人之中,只有江門公主最為冷靜,她抽了一口煙,淺嘗杯酒,說:「我有一計,可以奪回皇位,就是⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA3ShKSJq3Uq 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAE9o2I580QI
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAI31R6QhOKr 維尼
可是仲春公主和周西公主根本沒有留心聆聽江門公主的說話,繼續誇誇其談。8964 copyright protection1062PENANAtTjL79GAXY 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAOp8qBOPmBI
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAZ5CmsiEDLL 維尼
周西公主抱怨:「去年那個死扶她讓我喝下瀉藥然後當眾失禁出醜,我今次一定要報仇!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANADJIG9vCmiJ 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAVzjeKNeKj4
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAO9ZcJEuFhx 維尼
仲春公主抱怨說:「那死扶她把我當成是妓女,讓那些低賤的所謂革命義士對我上下其手,太可惡了!她那麼淫蕩嗎,我就要在她的咖啡裡下春藥,使她在登基大典當日發情!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAm7ul2T1sdK 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANASlAEDk4Q68
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAFYw6GYmuab 維尼
江門公主聽見二人的瘋言瘋語,一臉無奈。周西公主就說:「計劃我已經有了!那扶她不是約了我們三個當天在登極大典前共晉早餐的嗎,屆時我要在她的咖啡下瀉藥⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAJzYtZRZEvh 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAts81DB5LtD
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA8BT0wVeTOl 維尼
仲春公主反對,說:「不,應該下春藥!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAVNjUZPrput 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA6ScWPPS0Kv
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAAwYSKKRsa1 維尼
「我要下瀉藥啊!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA8AQL6WZO6p 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANALoMJog1KiE
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAC1NIgttcKQ 維尼
「我要下春藥,你就別跟我爭吧!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAVE6YvYgGpd 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA4tCo2LiDU5
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAEmbrn9m0Fp 維尼
「你為何硬是要頂撞我?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA9glsHpXwdp 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAhUmp7CRtKA
8964 copyright protection1062PENANANx5AdLbS5Z 維尼
於是仲春公主和周西公主就為這無謂的屎橋起了紛爭。江門公主沒她們好氣,就撇下她們,對身旁的一名男侍衛說:「夏蟲不可語冰,仇思梁,我們在偏廳裡談,不要讓那兩個傻西聽見。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAuGEZFC5Mdz 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAiocQT1bNMY
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAxH9MYS6SgJ 維尼
思梁點頭,跟隨江門公主到偏廳,關上門,裡面已有四名侍衛候命,分別姓刁、利、魯和毛,是追隨江門公主的死士。雖然傑靈得到大部分宮女和侍衛支持,因而才被擁立為帝,但亦有少數侍衛認為江門公主才是真命天子,因而暗中計劃謀反。8964 copyright protection1062PENANA1YhIV9Lwzs 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAbcWZPPvU2R
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAPt07EFGeaw 維尼
江門公主說:「登極大典是我們下手的好時機;本公主要把那扶她昏君殺掉,而不是搞些小動作讓她出醜,你們懂嗎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA6U3cs8oyKg 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAlMosvCUtus
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAwrBcDMjCak 維尼
「臣等遵命。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANARe6wBQBdnR 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAnvVAPg7H4F
8964 copyright protection1062PENANATczoVmTger 維尼
傑靈繼續在聖當定堂裡彩排登極大典。8964 copyright protection1062PENANA3rnZEWbMvv 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZUp21w0zA
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAknGIcLrdLX 維尼
志美說:「主禮的華夏聖公會九龍府大主教會先向眾人問安、歡迎會眾,簡介禮儀,然後讀聖三一文、求潔心禱文、認罪文、赦罪文。赦罪後,才進入『察問』。此時陛下才起立,由引薦團領至聖壇前,面向主教團⋯⋯本德,你就裝着是大主教站在聖壇前吧,跟陛下練習對答。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANADYpQjQ9YSV 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAV87o5Egae5
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAAntnePElbf 維尼
本德就打開禮文書,對傑靈說:「敬問殿下,君願為皇,統領華夏及諸藩乎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAenTIDQoyUf 維尼
https://drive.google.com/file/d/17hUcOhq3uA4EQkQNTrkpXOZATqSznPAC/view?usp=share_link1066Please respect copyright.PENANA1zDHqffQzK
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA3WheEO1xkG 維尼
志美呈上禮文書給傑靈,傑靈卻沒看一眼,隨口的回應:「當然啦,我不願意就不用舉行登極之儀啊,正一法國大餐多舊魚!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAZf4aiaI7vV 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAbGamIw0HIy
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAW1j7DxxfOh 維尼
本德說:「陛下!請讀出禮文書的回應。陛下必須回答『我願,求主助我。』」8964 copyright protection1062PENANArgDHbkQnXG 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAEs3BrUaAk8
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA0Jp7zM8rUV 維尼
傑靈說:「那麼麻煩啊!我才不想老是翻禮文書啊。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAxtaklP6BhJ 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAaZEklnBkfG
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAcMceo3F0o3 維尼
本德說:「那陛下把這句『我願,求主助我。』背下來就好了。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAI0evgXIp4q 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAcByQFia1gW
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAJHnmaoqMFU 維尼
傑靈說:「我願意,求主助我。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAx3tfjmpHYM 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANADX9g44LG1D
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAxzbbAJ8ZXJ 維尼
本德說:「沒有『意』,是『我願』。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAJiLBFAFEwF 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAeGeZeB4JlC
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA2FWBGXyk5f 維尼
傑靈說:「我願意,『救』主助我。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAgbKmZbkfKz 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAOKlHfwFnUu
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAObFAJjbPyI 維尼
本德說:「不是『救主』,是『求主』!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANATCbbWDV6ot 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAL0oa0bFpEe
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAl6rGvvtmxA 維尼
傑靈說:「我願,求主『阻』我。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAA5ErtO8O0e 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAaqQ8uVpNiW
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAiuxpTjNWAl 維尼
巴里聽見,哈哈大笑,其他人亦不禁發笑。8964 copyright protection1062PENANAO0E5z6f39g 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAVp58GqrYyZ
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA3qvc6MGPgG 維尼
莉莎忍笑,說:「陛下你是不是很不願意登基啊,『我願意,求主助我』很難說嗎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAwEy675rXZy 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAvjK6490wqJ
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA6WWFVIbWQw 維尼
紀文笑言:「看來你真的不想做皇帝了,不如我們擁立莉莎登基算吧。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAvCSRWMqvQs 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANApIse24ZsaB
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAJm5aKXcKmU 維尼
傑靈說:「有甚麼好笑啊!我⋯⋯我剛起床,所以才說話口齒不清!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAnOuD4Vr5Gr 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAk85JUxogox
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAn0OiLaMyHk 維尼
明莉說:「既然如此,陛下不如先試一下十二章袞冕吧?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANALEeOME0AcJ 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAmlE0rZeBBh
8964 copyright protection1062PENANANgLdkvw5Om 維尼
傑靈說:「好啊,不用說話就好了。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAUWhUSXyRpW 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAIpiMUJJIgv
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAfFb0IyL98g 維尼
於是明莉二話不說,立即用十二旒冕蓋着傑靈的頭,遮住傑靈雙眼,使傑靈大叫。志美從旁解說:「冕,前圓後方,玄表纁裏。前後各十二旒,旒五采,玉十二,珠五,采繅十有二就,就相去一寸。紅絲組為纓,黈纊充耳,玉簪導。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAbvFDnP7GQm 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAUKEZnH2IC8
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAu1ZGQXNS7x 維尼
傑靈拉高十二旒冕,大罵:「妖,你想嚇能死朕啊?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAPpqxPlo6DW 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAGiyqvNPo6E
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAgIWO70AHX7 維尼
蘇珊娜沒理會傑靈,立即拿起紅色的纁裳,蓋住傑靈的臉上。志美繼續解說:「纁裳四章、織藻、粉米、黼、黻、各二。前三幅。後四幅。前後不相屬。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAu6wYx6Okev 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAx1ShzbvKiI
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA3yRg8G4QxQ 維尼
「朕還未死啊!怎麼蓋住朕的臉?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAHcOqe4OuaV 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANApHwtYKMOj5
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAt0gHihAPPq 維尼
本德再強行捉住傑靈,為她穿上中單,傑靈痛得大叫。志美說:「本色綼裼8964 copyright protection1062PENANA14z9wFC5nv 維尼
中單、以素紗為之。青領褾裾、領織黻文十三。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAh71GEJXb3S 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA3zQptIt7qU
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAyJFP5sBLr4 維尼
巴里再用玄衣包住傑靈。志美說:「玄衣八章。日、月、龍、在肩。星辰、山、在背。火、華蟲、宗彞、在袖。所以加起來是十二章。還有玉佩⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAYw5Ecfjbzb 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAvjX5dUniYv
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA9y9fLamnv1 維尼
「熱能死朕啊!好能熱啊!為何要穿那麼多啊?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA3lvLlzNFXX 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAWe5dZL1D0w
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA7QBM7PpDWB 維尼
紀文說:「這是禮節啊,你是不是不想當皇帝了?嗯,好似漏了點東西⋯⋯對啊,莉莎,給傑靈綁一條大帶,在腰部。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAfnm4MHKHR3 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAYCrZAcUAli
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAoRdxTUVwCh 維尼
「不⋯⋯不要那麼尬力⋯⋯啊啊啊啊!」莉莎粗暴地把素表朱裏、在腰及垂皆有綼的纁質大帶大力綁住傑靈的腰,使她大叫。傑靈大罵:「你們折騰夠了我沒有?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAz4wNLcRuSY 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAZbjih7gseU
8964 copyright protection1062PENANATVhGvWhAXj 維尼
本德說:「既然袞冕合身的話,陛下,不如我們現在練一下誓詞吧。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA9tF0JfC8Md 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAjS8jqAzZaM
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAYVlTV5AwV5 維尼
志美說:「察問之後,主教團會請陛下面向會眾,讀出誓詞。請陛下注意,誓詞只能讀一次,擁有法律效力,絕不能出錯。全文是:『天子臣譚傑靈,必忠信上帝,恪守聖道,禮樂為鉤,捍衛憲法國體,監察百官,濟世安民,謹誓。』」8964 copyright protection1062PENANARBt6Z0uJ5u 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAtxUYxOGbBG
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAldWOISO9Yx 維尼
傑靈說:「好長啊,怎樣背啊!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAJ78TdMARRB 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAeb5311mnxm
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAEBAu0Fq6YV 維尼
志美說:「那陛下你打開禮文書照讀吧。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAyB7JdvUDGg 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAXzwy5SeBXu
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAeIPhqwvFJH 維尼
傑靈說:「好吧⋯⋯天『之』臣譚傑靈⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAoSvV9T7gck 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA2FVIHfuLgB
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAQ8zQis6amA 維尼
志美說:「是天『子』臣!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAaO0ADbi53E 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAJX0iaTcLng
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA28DNgVIBhO 維尼
傑靈說:「天子『生』譚傑靈⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANArgfxxfl3TU 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAbM1qkCo6Bg
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAVjUFGrpXiG 維尼
志美說:「是臣不是生!陛下的粵語快要比巴里這金髮小白臉還要爛啊!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAsUfJmQei5J 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA9ABj5EIFPA
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAFZEdclxGcV 維尼
巴里錯愕:「怎麼又扯到我頭上⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAwceK0ki7Au 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA7xLzUgeLjt
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAegxLksqcSE 維尼
紀文掩臉說:「這樣下去不行,志美,你先教她練一下說話⋯⋯蘇珊娜,把合桃拿來吧。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA6lWZKZBghY 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAlvxbcXbvBD
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAjhTIBPCeOp 維尼
傑靈說:「我不想吃合桃呢。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAqi3gRlH3WS 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAsfB4EhIEht
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA186PhGPPe9 維尼
志美卻接過合桃,放在嘴裡含,說:「陛下,請你把合桃含在嘴裡。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAVOxfj2W3sK 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANACQbUNe16Oo
8964 copyright protection1062PENANALunmPzIuBh 維尼
傑靈說:「原來你有玩口球這種癖好啊?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAZxgb99lUli 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAdKkH0130q9
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA2CuJ570KaD 維尼
志美臉紅,生氣地說:「請陛下不要再說色情笑話!含着合桃是為了練演說,這是古希臘演說家狄摩西尼克服口吃問題的訓練方法。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAFBYfZI3Okj 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA6wCYIS43J2
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA4NOXRB4QTz 維尼
傑靈頓時醒覺,就把合桃含好,問:「然⋯⋯後呢?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAhtCAkPolsy 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAtDQcMBAYXH
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA4vUnR5Ctlj 維尼
志美說:「陛下,現在我們先練粵語急口令,以放鬆嘴巴。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA7iAPxIyStD 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAN18vU4x8gI
8964 copyright protection1062PENANADwGv1W4CXD 維尼
「吓?急口令⋯⋯我不行啊,次次麥當勞急口令我也諗不出,老是贏不到巨無霸⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA1YdbUIDYOF 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAw390GwNYC2
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAfDFYAOVyoT 維尼
志美說:「黐線蜘蛛絲,黐住枝樹枝。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAGZaFdPKolJ 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA7cdLwJQkg7
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAoUPltEjAAd 維尼
傑靈只好硬着頭皮說:「黐⋯⋯黐能線⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA43cwHrZK8j 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAoqcyJcMNtk
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAPAYE7ymubV 維尼
志美說:「陛下不要爆粗!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAWt0ztzFKhE 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAcoOsTNBIQ6
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA40qATeZzrf 維尼
傑靈說:「黐膠線⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAY6nbeyBttK 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA8N0YpCaQB1
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAd0PCVFDLMg 維尼
志美說:「陛下你又爆粗了!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAudZiUgOgK0 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAEG0QB1AZQh
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAvtJvkhaZU3 維尼
傑靈說:「黐線⋯⋯蜘蛛絲,黐⋯⋯住枝樹枝。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAtQiKwnmIYZ 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAfrFg4nmcJq
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAJDeHKj6vSZ 維尼
志美說:「再快一點。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAO6Qo4iv0OX 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAYQuKVAJUOu
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAQiUJx4OWZf 維尼
傑靈說:「黐黐線蜘蜘蛛絲,黐住枝枝樹枝枝枝⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANArrUtuFlibz 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAhPwh4gu73B
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAV6eAn8Utuo 維尼
志美說:「還可以吧,再換一個。一蚊一隻雞,一蚊一隻龜。問你雞貴定龜貴?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAxoVrE7jxUZ 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAxWV6Y8td9P
8964 copyright protection1062PENANALNM8qacgYO 維尼
傑靈說:「一⋯⋯一蚊一隻龜⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAghMkZgg26C 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANANc9Osr1Hp1
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAq7df327H3c 維尼
志美說:「一蚊一隻雞。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAm6GQifKHVW 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAA2yxay68Ld
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA2a1rT1BxRs 維尼
傑靈說:「一蚊一隻雞,一蚊一隻⋯⋯貴?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAkOIxv5bf1X 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA22GKBbMVXA
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAS943LnJFih 維尼
志美氣得說不出話來。紀文歎息說:「算了吧⋯⋯我們先休息一下,傑靈還要練習宣讀即位詔書呢。對了,傑靈你寫好了嗎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANASpn87RHCZP 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAXSxosC2fVT
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAMFZAxmLDPn 維尼
傑靈說:「詔書?啊,我忘了。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAwpCIriaubr 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA9sp78dTtkW
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA22nQIJSGw0 維尼
紀文、志美和本德聽見,氣得說不出話來。莉莎勃然大怒,直斥傑靈說:「你連即位詔書也不寫,你到底是不是不想當皇帝了?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAiqHuNJ8MkQ 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANArjZQG2VDTF
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAe0XOfLYRLh 維尼
巴里連忙勸說莉莎就:「陛下日理萬『雞』、『龜』人善忘啊,你就體諒一下⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAznluD6ELjF 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA2Vnz7uUGxZ
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAGatlvmKXu2 維尼
「陛下就即被你這個發音不正的小白臉男寵影響,連字都不會讀,文都不會寫了!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANADJmLD0JFfP 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA9sC8sQriDo
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAxlTJSl1kgl 維尼
傑靈晦氣地說:「哎呀,別吵啦,我今晚就寫好嗎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAVmWqAFyd9p 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAcz9VXziCEs
8964 copyright protection1062PENANABPzWyb0rQo 維尼
紀文說:「你現在就要寫!明莉、蘇珊娜,把紙筆呈給陛下!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANABPcMuynoYl 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA7WQhbCKNXB
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAa6TumhOa7V 維尼
「讓我先休息一下吧⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAOj7Vx1gmpO 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA9h3f6y8JzQ
8964 copyright protection1062PENANARaViELiMYP 維尼
「你不寫登基詔書講稿,我就不讓你跟我和一眾後宮共寢,男人女人跨性別甚麼性別都不准你碰!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAEfxe1TP3wz 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA7beqxAFLIZ
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA3bS8BbER47 維尼
傑靈說:「不要啊⋯⋯紀文,我現在就寫,你別生氣⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA4cF6n6ih7D 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAixqSh7W0e9
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAzTzX4N88Lm 維尼
正當紀文在督促傑靈撰寫講稿時,莉莎、本德、巴里和志美叫了幾名部下走過來,商議登極大典當天的保安安排。這四人分別是的袁敏莉、羅安莉和藍德琳,就是不見神出鬼沒的鈴木麗娜。本德立即問:「麗娜呢?她又跑到哪裡去了?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA0oTQPC2NSc 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAlrXvVYSqOb
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAaA5wJssuBn 維尼
敏莉說:「不知道。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAJRbVcTV15j 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAVSXrTFmQTC
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAyyv7H98db4 維尼
本德說:「算了,那傢伙老是來無蹤去無影。當日保安工作你們安排好了嗎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAXyKy3SG3uR 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAo3yp4CiIgE
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAlUdhf5DT0J 維尼
安莉一開口,聲如洪鐘,展示肌肉結實的雙臂,說:「總之有誰敢傷害陛下半條頭髮,我就要把他煎皮拆骨,將他的頭擰下來!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAL6TFv0n3og 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAkvPQCSESrm
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAgmBEHfearW 維尼
莉莎掩着耳朵,責備安莉:「你別老是忽然大聲說話!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAhspSMVHEmx 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAwrOAp34JNS
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAAXpnmDDYcF 維尼
本德說:「我在問計劃啊!你們會怎樣部署之類。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAE5ps1iXN3I 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAanTedrZdcA
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAP8yF8KNKRZ 維尼
安莉說:「部署?這還用說嗎?誰動陛下和殿下我就把他的頭擰下來!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAj7kxC6fbM2 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA0uvI0gTDuK
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAptooQXEY2O 維尼
志美掩臉無語;巴里忍無可忍,擁了傑靈一下手臂,問:「你這巨根無腦的白痴,我們在問你計劃啊!我問你啊,例如這樣,我現在上前推陛下一下,那你會怎樣做?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA01LZsZeDvR 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA2PLpKtfqDH
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAv1S2a5wMJd 維尼
傑靈說:「巴里你搞甚麼鬼啊?你打擾我在構思演講辭啊⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAyJfELGJJqG 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA1IEIej8pmX
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAxhtcQ5FS1U 維尼
安莉說:「我會把大人的頭擰下來啊。」「喂,你瘋了嗎!啊!痛啊!」安莉立即把巴里壓倒在地;莉莎和本德怕她真的把巴里的頭擰下來,立即上前制止,用盡九牛二虎之力才把這四肢發達、頭腦簡單的粗人拉開。8964 copyright protection1062PENANA2WwBwxDGpa 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANASMswu7cvhE
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA3V25qyLQ5C 維尼
德琳冷笑,輕撥黑色長髮,挨近本德,說:「哼,大人,你怎麼不問我這婀娜多姿、冰雪聰明的天才呢?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAylOBVCstzt 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAvtGZAK2hgX
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA7sUnXN89ec 維尼
本德推開德琳,問:「你婀娜多姿跟冰雪聽明有何關係⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAQDIN3N2RtH 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANARuQ0nM2YOZ
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA6BIWP8zrQQ 維尼
「既然大人你問我有何高見,卑職姑且分享一下。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAForsol0xEL 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAIu1O34NS1V
8964 copyright protection1062PENANApwgmcJoiXl 維尼
「我沒有問你高見啊!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAZi8em7mUZU 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAFKjfrwzc62
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAKhgV4CZmeg 維尼
德琳說:「首先,為了確保皇宮安全,當日所有參加登極典禮的中外賓客,不分貴賤,一律要全身赤裸接受禁軍搜身。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAjzw7xK2YkO 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANALjMrZtA6Jt
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAmMGfrgRthx 維尼
本德、志美和莉莎嚇得下巴掉在地上。本德說:「你知不知道當天賓客人數有六千幾人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAoXD7j1dz85 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAr51L7HmNDt
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAJxJxI2tfc2 維尼
德琳說:「所以我打算提前一天開始進行搜身工作,典禮舉行前所有賓客要進宮被搜身。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANANZDuEHPJUW 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAFvNme7qRJD
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAKtSl8qZsOm 維尼
莉莎問:「喂,你傻能咗嗎?難道你想把來訪的大和帝國女皇和高麗女皇陛下也脫光讓你搜身嗎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAHhgfIO2itq 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAwkFcENy321
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAFVkTp5SdVh 維尼
德琳說:「這當然啦,要知道外國君主行刺陛下的機會很大,禁軍最需要防範的就是她們。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAaslGzqsgXP 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA5LlhADU4KV
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAqvP7DAlUHQ 維尼
志美斥責:「痴能線!你是不是想挑起世界大戰?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAXfsJljzQ5K 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAB5J2c0VhFe
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAMzb4CtKOOC 維尼
巴里卻附和德琳說:「德琳BB你真是我最有智慧的部下啊!你果然觀察入微,想入非非啊!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAo7Vcljlz4M 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA5Sz23EtEdk
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA86rJU5VZpy 維尼
本德說:「巴里,想入非非是貶意,意思是說對方想法不設實際⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAVqEs0rOr35 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAlKlAh1NyXG
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAK8whV7dWYK 維尼
巴里問:「德琳BB你覺得哪些君主最有可能對陛下不軌?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAvkwnQCtvty 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAjFXQnxYsSW
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA8plezBITW7 維尼
德琳說:「他們個個都對陛下有殺機啊!大和、高麗、安南個個想逐鹿中原,但我覺得對陛下最危險的人,就只有一個。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAkiIXufvTq3 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA6YPa1OCNuH
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAiMqyZYBF7D 維尼
巴里笑言,拍着坐在教堂長椅上,正在督促傑靈寫講辭的紀文的肩膀,說:「你一定是說殿下了吧,放心,我會親自幫殿下徹底搜身,還要探肛看看有沒有藏毒⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAxuIdX6hz5I 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAUrsFH5jc8U
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAgJmQeq9qMQ 維尼
紀文冒冷汗,連忙推開巴里,說:「你這死變態小白臉!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAnVPLdTEgfM 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAFcgMXelcAB
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAMzAdERB2mX 維尼
德琳指着傑靈,說:「不是,對陛下殺機最大的,其實就是陛下!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAAXCXgo9G4a 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAgnEjbyM0Ux
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA9XsebbQ7YW 維尼
傑靈受不了侍衛們的煩擾,斥責眾人:「喂,你們夠了沒有,看不見朕在埋頭苦幹寫詔書嗎?你們在吵甚麼?還有,德琳你又在胡言亂語甚麼?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAJVvugGUd1J 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAAN3wkVrZB7
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAAxJFUpzkE4 維尼
德琳說:「最有機會對陛下動殺機的,就是陛下本人!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAk7XIDYJDPT 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAaSyWOG2NEX
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAYkmYeTX4hP 維尼
傑靈怒了,說:「藍德琳你傻咗嗎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA9BV9uvMW1Y 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAK25uCS3gOp
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAfn40WyrQZS 維尼
德琳說:「陛下由於登極之前承受極大精神和心理壓力,所以在登極大典情緒崩潰失控的可能性很高,一旦陛下失控,就有可能作出自殘行為!所以,為了保障陛下的安全,我們要對陛下進行全裸搜身,防止陛下帶刀槍出席典禮,還要每日為陛下提供專業24小時心理輔導,確保陛下心理健康⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANApLjPZz6hGM 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAMaTyMNdAUp
8964 copyright protection1062PENANApHLxrCVBqC 維尼
傑靈氣壞了,說:「夠了,你這屎橋王夠了!如果朕發瘋的話就一定是你的罪過!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAbYiLkKUhX3 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAf28Xp4YRNT
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAjyuvlDoe2C 維尼
德琳說:「看,陛下生氣了,這是精神不健康的徵兆⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAxtKIBdP9Rq 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAju75GJxMXZ
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAZGUByNtlRI 維尼
志美怕德琳惹怒傑靈,立即掩住德琳的口,將她拉開,又對紀文說:「殿下不如先帶陛下到花園專心寫詔書,再回來繼續彩排吧。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANArDv1fbhGMe 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANALTx8iBS3vG
8964 copyright protection1062PENANANUMYbnaOkj 維尼
紀文同意,正要拉走傑靈,二人一回頭,驚見身後的長椅忽有一黑影冒出,攔去他們的去路。紀文和傑靈大吃一驚;莉莎以為是刺客,立即亮劍,但定過神來,才發現原來這是神出鬼沒,老是發出陰森恐怖的笑聲,猶如美女鬼的鈴木麗娜。8964 copyright protection1062PENANAwfoJTF09N2 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAYc6hSwpYVy
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAWyjYIFsKwD 維尼
「嘩啊!妖,麗娜,你嚇能死朕啦!」傑靈大叫。8964 copyright protection1062PENANAzjxVcRpkHN 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAheMx9rAekm
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAhfsFvaN8lE 維尼
麗娜大笑,說:「幾位大人,卑職又發現你們有保安漏洞了,如果我是刺客的話,恐怕剛才陛下和殿下已遭不測⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA643DNv0IVl 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAKN1ZMOzOMT
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAVYDcKcKhuc 維尼
本德斥責說:「麗娜你去了哪裡啊?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAYOlNG4uWbM 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANACWiyQMPyuL
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAj1H0wsxyCR 維尼
「大人,我一直都在啊,只是你們沒留意。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAIS3TQvWyDm 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAQHgqKeAaho
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAuBaT7jsDtQ 維尼
本德說:「算了,總之當日你就善用你那神出鬼沒的日本忍術,四處巡邏,看看有無可疑人物吧。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAbjOzaZIgZm 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAwJNJdlANdl
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAVmoudkO0f1 維尼
德琳說:「除了搜身以外,卑職還有九十九項部防計策⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAZnfdjkf70J 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAkfCb5htOsP
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAsaSKLHpEPJ 維尼
本德斥責說:「夠了,我不想再聽你那些十九屎橋了!當日保安還是由莉莎統一指揮算了。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAYlOvMHg9rv 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAY77VcjsoHp
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAD627sOAhJ8 維尼
莉莎說:「一早就應該這樣安排啊!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANANUobwP5tAD 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAg8fF4Nxx1v
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAsY42zqw3az 維尼
敏莉卻一副擔憂的樣子,對各人說:「可是,各位大人,我們是不是應該有多一點周長的計劃,以策安全?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA1ST1mf8MEY 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA98AuccOLs0
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAG23GVBVrdC 維尼
本德問:「例如呢?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA7Gy9zxTEK5 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANArMVU96ZVSI
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAkcEAaQSn8O 維尼
敏莉說:「萬一登極大典當日下雨的話⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAokmBROfT4j 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAtAoX2sf1ju
8964 copyright protection1062PENANADaKfbfiQKz 維尼
本德說:「哦,這個是好問題。雖然登極大典分別在聖當定堂及坤輿殿先後舉行,但期間我們有巴士接送賓客來回兩宮,而陛下也會坐馬車,所以無人需要涉水而行。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAkbPJv7BToE 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAeMelzH2xqN
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA5a5KpETe4Q 維尼
敏莉卻說:「大人,我擔心的不是這個啊。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA8TNzlmKtlg 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAIqEy10E6TT
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAMMRXhV1duM 維尼
志美問:「那你擔心甚麼啊?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAQCbKuLsc40 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAs5Z1dYHA05
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAhVLQ3ds5nc 維尼
敏莉問:「萬一天雨路滑,陛下跌倒怎麼辦?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAnN9RUdZoKy 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA29CZgzlER8
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA2lR5yH2uGZ 維尼
本德說:「不會啊,陛下根本不會涉水而走,馬車把她送到門口,上落又有宮女掺扶。」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAJclEyRsHA5 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAoe9BsQARCL
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAcHLbuBLeI3 維尼
敏莉問:「那萬一宮女跟陛下同時跌倒呢?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANASGESYBBEih 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANANz1F2Arcoc
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAoveTEziUCi 維尼
本德說:「就算陛下真是跌倒一下,我們扶起陛下不就行嗎,陛下是二十多歲的年青人,又不是七老八十⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAK37wNouEyy 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAVgmleIIbD9
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA57m6PgcgYg 維尼
敏莉問:「但萬一陛下不小心滑到,還在紅地毯上打了個翻斗,踢倒宮女和侍衛,然後再打個翻斗,踢倒高麗皇太女熙寧公主殿下,令二人仆倒在宮殿的磚地上不幸身亡,不就會引發世界大戰嗎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAMmzJ7o03vA 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAPvmBXOHdpQ
8964 copyright protection1062PENANABBSHh5dZ72 維尼
眾人聽得一頭霧水。志美不耐煩地說:「你又杞人憂天發作了嗎?怎可能跌一跌就身亡啊?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAZi4bzafuyI 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAGz3UgqWn5b
8964 copyright protection1062PENANANCrm2fWvTV 維尼
敏莉就說:「如果殿下死不了就更嚴重了!要是陛下因為不慎滑倒然後在紅地毯上打了個翻斗,再踢中公主殿下,然而公主殿下只是受了輕傷,因而惱羞成怒,向陛下大打出手,展示一腳跆拳道,右腳一踢,踢中陛下鼻樑,然後陛下又雷霆大怒,施展詠春拳,一拳正中殿下胸部,把殿下本來已經不太大的胸部打平,然後殿下又發怒,踢向陛下的下體,那麼華夏皇室不就會絕後⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA2fVr6uedx1 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANABl8d2wQ1un
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAxvtL4qW3YG 維尼
莉莎說:「我已經跟不上你這種杞人憂天的邏輯了⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAk1DaDhzbiX 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAujS36rHYhF
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAvAPVHXq6ms 維尼
志美斥責敏莉說:「你癲夠了沒有啊?陛下和殿下哪有可能因為這種事情而打對方的胸,踢對方的下體啊?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAjyIOW9vKCh 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA8XacDFDExE
8964 copyright protection1062PENANATZNDHAtBlg 維尼
本德說:「喂,志美,你要不對敏莉說話那麼兇好嗎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAXMFPg3TL4Q 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANASVmokeF3dt
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA9LXC0TCPau 維尼
志美更生氣,說:「本德你怎麼老是偏幫敏莉和麗娜?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAj5Al4stRdw 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAS8Z1IUgx1q
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAalj0BpJTNT 維尼
無故中槍的麗娜問:「吓,又關我事?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAng1gozYrZT 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAHgq9287k8H
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAbyDwkl417q 維尼
志美說:「當然關你事!你們兩個常常跟本德拉拉扯扯,卿卿我我!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAj3CoWQPTeq 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANARdDIYGPBxG
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAeeZYrlkhhl 維尼
莉莎說:「喂喂喂,志美,現在不是你吃醋的時候,你跟本德的情事性事可不可以回家再說⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAI3BmEdC29E 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANA32ESubdiVH
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAZlmgonSMou 維尼
本德責備志美說:「上原志美,請你不要老是針對我的女下屬!你也跟你的男下屬卿卿我我啦,不是說好了各有各玩樂嗎?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAWVYRgUJgdK 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAS2gXWNkNud
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAafg3tXNNbu 維尼
「問題是你老是縱容這兩個女寵,偏袒她們啊!」「你又扯開話題!」本德和志美這對情侶立即吵架了。8964 copyright protection1062PENANAOgU8lCpJqQ 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANALe0OXZDs8k
8964 copyright protection1062PENANAyPJbuujifc 維尼
莉莎受不了,打斷二人,說:「夠了!總之一切就照計劃行事吧!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAK559tkLE30 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAm5JTIXR35p
8964 copyright protection1062PENANA2YCZUeaKDK 維尼
巴里問:「那計劃是甚麼啊?」8964 copyright protection1062PENANA7tJqcHzlsI 維尼
1066Please respect copyright.PENANAr6wNirYk27
8964 copyright protection1062PENANABy24DFj0Rb 維尼
「計劃就是⋯⋯一切如常!照平常的皇宮保安去做吧!」8964 copyright protection1062PENANAifZ1hqH60k 維尼
216.73.216.162
ns216.73.216.162da2