WARNINGS - Blood, death, killing, murder(sort of??), mild cursing
402Please respect copyright.PENANAiBmt7yg8LF
“Alexandria Mitochondria Hale, would you do me the utmost, destructible honor of marrying me?” whispered Judy.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAHefa34BTui
The bed ruffled and Alexandria mumbled, “Ye, Judy June July Greenwood, let’s marry.”
402Please respect copyright.PENANAGYkO1jJEc6
Judy silently slipped a finger on Alex’s ring finger.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAjiR845BB4v
“Good night,” Judy whispered and then took out a knife from the drawer. She pulled Alexandria closer and drove the blade into the woman's heart.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAzpYe61HBJR
Alexandria’s eyes snapped open, blood trickling down her jaw.
402Please respect copyright.PENANASg53H0SSN0
“What?” Alexandria murmured, her eyes wide.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAMMeZbABPRT
“I thought we should have our wedding in hell,” she said, smiling softly at her precious love.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAj2CIH0CRIp
“Alright, see you there.” Alexandria pressed a bloody kiss on her lips, taking out a gun and placing it on Judy’s head.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAdLjNULAXFG
Bang!
402Please respect copyright.PENANArnHLOx9ro1
Crimson soaked the soft silk of the bed as the life faded out of the two lovers.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAg4YnvbxlV0
* * *
402Please respect copyright.PENANAcOWGudJrQT
In hell. . . .
402Please respect copyright.PENANAz63RwVGvV8
Satan cleared his throat, staring down at the two women on the altar.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAurz3nE8mmx
“Do you, Alexandria Mitochondria Hale, take Judy June July Greenwood as your wife?” his gruff voice echoed through the depths of hell.
402Please respect copyright.PENANA2vmgm5dPFa
“Yes, I do,” Alexandria replied.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAMEEl0Gwy8d
“And do you, Judy June July Greenwood, take Alexandria Mitochon—”
402Please respect copyright.PENANA6TocVEYMf2
“Yes,” Judy gritted out, clearly impatient.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAQpmycQeElH
Satan scoffed. Rude. “I now pronounce thee, dead and dead.”
402Please respect copyright.PENANA9lKEQy2w26
Alexandria raised an eyebrow.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAowdWM7Ihrr
“I now pronounce thee, wife and wife,” Satan went again.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAXjylbeExID
Just as the two women were about to kiss, a demon burst through the door of hell.
402Please respect copyright.PENANADQOayDSMJP
“WAIT! STOP THE WEDDING!” it screeched. “I’M IN LOVE WITH SATAN!”
402Please respect copyright.PENANAHboL1KfDPp
Silence filled the burning air for a moment.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAFD44jDtWKc
“. . . And you interrupted our wedding, why?” Judy questioned.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAROn4isI0vN
“You love me?” Satan asked, ignoring Judy, his voice filled with shock and joy.
402Please respect copyright.PENANA9TNqu0Lq3B
“Yes!” the thing screeched, it too ignoring Judy. “Will you marry me?”
402Please respect copyright.PENANAik4uNweiB8
Satan grinned stepping down from the altar. “Yes!”
402Please respect copyright.PENANAoCstU3CNE5
The two couples ended up having a double wedding. Woohoo.
402Please respect copyright.PENANAg14AqJgEj2
Ok so in my defense, I didn't have the time nor the motivation to write this. I was in a major writer's block, brain dead, and dead in the brain. So this became a do-or-die situation and me being me chose do. And then in the process of writing I downed half-a-coke and a small can of sprite and then I realized shit was a go-big-or-go-home and me being myself chose go big.
HAHAHAHAHA BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
402Please respect copyright.PENANA8Q1SUpDdJ9
~ HALEY BEAR (WINK WONK) UMWAH!! <3
ns216.73.216.211da2