I woke up thinking it was a pretty normal day. Until Delicious…my fish seemed to start talking.
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“HEY, YOU! MR PERSON DUDE GUY! WAKE UP! I NEED YOU TO FEED ME. CLEAN MY TANK PEASANT! DO SOMETHING!” I heard someone with a squeaky voice say.
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“What?” I said confusion in my voice.
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I hadn’t invited anyone over? So who was that?
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“LOOK DOWN HERE STUPID!” I heard it again.
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I looked down at my small fish bowl to see my goldfish who seemed to be talking. How was that possible? I didn’t know, maybe I was still dreaming? I had quite a few dreams like this.
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“Well, hello Delicious,” I said
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It was the appropriate thing to do. I just had to roll with it. Then maybe my fish would stop talking.
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“Hello to you too. I don’t know why I can talk, but since I don’t know how long this lasts I’m going to ask the important things.” My fish said.
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I realised how annoying his voice was.
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“Like what?” I asked
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“Why did you name me delicious? I’ve only heard it said when you humans like something but your normally stuffing that thing you think is delicious into your mouths.” Delicious asked.
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I couldn’t answer only sputter out random words. I didn’t want to tell him. He could never know.
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“Well…you…it...was...joke…you...know…dumb…teenage…stuff…just…your…name…yes?”
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I changed my fish's name that day. He’s now Jefferson.
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