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頭先返到公司,以為終於有冷氣嘆吓,點知轉個知又出返去。8964 copyright protection314PENANAXGQFzenrGv 維尼
冇計啦,一返嚟見到同事姨姨企圖憑一己之力抬一堆重嘢出去,我咁年青力壯,冇理由唔幫手。8964 copyright protection314PENANA1U8s0EtDCP 維尼
我:「同事姨姨,呢堆嘢要搬去邊架?」8964 copyright protection314PENANAIldvfgyBuc 維尼
同事姨姨:「搬去迷你倉㗎,我同你一齊搬啦,好近㗎咋。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAEitT9NN7SM
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好近㗎咋、咋咋咋咋咋咋……8964 copyright protection314PENANAOEraOIlHd2 維尼
我信佢,真係相信咗佢。我攬住兩個紙皮箱,大熱天時卅幾度喺條街度熔緊。8964 copyright protection314PENANAMHzUo0YswK 維尼
我:「同事姨姨,個倉喺邊度㗎?又話好近嘅。」8964 copyright protection314PENANAGgTx7MENto 維尼
同事姨姨:「好近㗎咋,就到㗎啦。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAOd3Bvhk1Wh
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佢十分鐘之前都係咁講,然後十分鐘前嗰十分鐘都係咁講。8964 copyright protection314PENANAeEJhQ96vwR 維尼
等行到去迷你倉,擺低咗啲嘢,如果唔係我未食晏,個肚響緊嘅話,我想擺埋自己入去。8964 copyright protection314PENANAb9U5NBrKLY 維尼
晏晝食咩好?8964 copyright protection314PENANAk3LFcUqJEz 維尼
搬完嘢就返公司,途中望吓周圍有咩食,不過咁鬼熱,其實冇咩胃口。8964 copyright protection314PENANAS3Zjffoihe 維尼
同事姨姨:「放飯啦喎,你使唔使去買飯啊?」8964 copyright protection314PENANAJExob4UTJ0 維尼
我:「我都想,不過冇咩胃口。」8964 copyright protection314PENANAs4AQPjEo5Q 維尼
行行吓經過生果檔,見到啲雪梨幾平,不如就食雪梨啦。8964 copyright protection314PENANAiXI4UUk3Tw 維尼
我:「等我一陣,我買個雪梨。」8964 copyright protection314PENANABNNUHWC1vN 維尼
同事姨姨:「見你頭先幫我搬嘢咁乖,我請你食啦!」8964 copyright protection314PENANA56a1hPObot 維尼
我:「真係?唔好意思嘅……」8964 copyright protection314PENANAAjb6234utG 維尼
我心入邊嗰句係:今晚嗰餐夠錢轉凍飲啦!8964 copyright protection314PENANA6jHTnKArmF 維尼
就係咁,阿乖仔我比同事姨姨請咗食雪梨,慳咗幾蚊,頓時覺得人生充滿希望。318Please respect copyright.PENANAuUYiM2Jr5h
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當我返到公司,滿懷期待咁洗乾淨個雪梨,一啖咬落去嘅時候:「屌!冇味嘅?」8964 copyright protection314PENANAVzMudmmu4J 維尼
汁就多,味就冇。唔通我中咗covid-19,冇咗味覺?8964 copyright protection314PENANAR4gaetavOQ 維尼
唔會掛?我即刻係個袋度攞支快測出嚟,撩下個鼻哥,嗯,好大粒鼻屎……唔係,照說明書咁樣滴幾滴落支棒度。8964 copyright protection314PENANAEDRdU9lrZO 維尼
等咗一陣,結果顯示一條線,冇中招,冇BB!8964 copyright protection314PENANAP50UGYfxo2 維尼
我:「即係話個雪梨真係冇味。」8964 copyright protection314PENANAQt1WUcO8cJ 維尼
有個同事A路過:「梗係啦,比鬼食過啊嘛。」8964 copyright protection314PENANAgmPUAC0L58 維尼
我:「認真呢……」8964 copyright protection314PENANAxCLKV3FOAB 維尼
呢個時候,殮葬妹妹出現啦!8964 copyright protection314PENANA3ufiiqTbS8 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「唔好聽佢亂講。可能你只係買到拜神用生果。」8964 copyright protection314PENANAQSZbJfHsze 維尼
我:「拜神用生果?」8964 copyright protection314PENANAOfevoImu3C 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「係啊,拜神係用生果㗎。」8964 copyright protection314PENANAcyUTkTCnOF 維尼
我:「……我嘅意思係,你咁講係咩意思。」8964 copyright protection314PENANArnTZq10oua 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「你係咪喺附近,見到啲生果又平又靚,但食落口就冇味呢?」8964 copyright protection314PENANAr5zdEviWwZ 維尼
我:「係啊。」8964 copyright protection314PENANAbYKoUcdyUA 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「傻豬,附近啲生果比人買嚟睇㗎咋,冇人食㗎。」8964 copyright protection314PENANAaUGTXBeq6e 維尼
我:「做咩要買啲生果嚟睇啊?」8964 copyright protection314PENANA62s2E45NOp 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「道教同佛教嗰啲要用生果拜神,拜完通常都唔食,啲生果舖咪平啲賣得個樣好睇嘅生果囉。」8964 copyright protection314PENANAlYVpWv3VOY 維尼
我:「咁我想食生果點算啊?」8964 copyright protection314PENANAaomp2myw4Y 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「你唔識行遠啲買嘅咩。」8964 copyright protection314PENANAIM1GPvAO6N 維尼
自此之後,我都係喺屋企樓下買生果,然後帶返公司食。明明係同一批生果,唔知點解喺屋企食好甜,帶返公司晏晝食,就一定冇味。8964 copyright protection314PENANAVbUFFdgB5l 維尼
煙腸放棄思考,食就食啦!8964 copyright protection314PENANAdJKsHxrOw0 維尼
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