三十年前有套港產片叫《細佬識講嘢》。故事就係講有個人嘅下體識得講嘢。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0PdARWL6j
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勢估唔到，咁荒謬嘅電影橋段會發生喺現實之中。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvTXJ7XeZ8
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一個唔留神，碌嘢又飛走左。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmLHvbnLoU
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我立即追上去：「唔好走！」121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1g2JcXKzj
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條jer喺半空中急停，然後漂浮到我面前：「你係咁追住我，乜條嘢你架？」121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BYAk062TV
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佢講嘢嘅聲線低沉而帶點陰森，而且每次發聲嘅時候，馬眼都會一開一合，兩粒蛋蛋就好似喉核咁郁下郁下。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IvldlWZv2
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「係…係我嘅…」我吞一啖口水回答。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPNO3NRtG2
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「頂你個肺！就係你條木嘴喺我墳頭屙尿！」121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNx2xlFIko
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「我…對…對唔住…」121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPV5oZkibZ
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「收皮啦！我依家就鄭重同你講，你條嘢以後就歸我！」121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNncVmEWJsm
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「你講咩話？」121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWKuR0SAiX
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「說話只講一次！係咁先，bye鳩bye！」佢一講完就調頭加速飛上天。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp4I2gEfd6
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「喂！唔好走呀喂！」121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGN8Ss8Cst
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我快步跑上前追趕，可惜速度唔夠快，根本追唔切。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kO3Hqxx7i
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然而我並無就此放棄，立即跑出馬路截的士。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwz9ArBXKB
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慶幸咁啱有架綠的駛過，我上左架車，指住上空，叫司機大佬追住嗰隻飛緊嘅「雀仔」。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSE4ICbWlU
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司機大佬以為我運吉，好在我即刻補左句：「車費我俾double！」121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3l726obv2F
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有左呢句，對方馬上就踩恆油門，追趕目標。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnseZL2l2c
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一開頭其實都跟得幾貼，好可惜後尾遇到塞車，到最後都係跟甩左。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEJ7ExYTxS
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望住天上嘅jer jer消失喺視線範圍中，我極度無奈咁歎一口氣。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsNFh1vpyL
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唉屌…今鋪點撚算…121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY1EEqsfqC
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碌鳩唔撚係俾隻鬼上左身下話...121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwoPqJG4ba
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係嘅話就大檸樂…shit…121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAhN8hIO5Z
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「尋根之旅」暫以失敗告一段落，我擺低雙倍的士錢後落車。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ2IJ3JRPl
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錢用左可以再搵， 「細佬」飛走左，隨時就係一去不返。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhhHAK0Y9B
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諗返轉頭，今次真係鹹濕惹的禍，一心掛住拮窿，完全無諗後果，結果就搞左壇咁杰嘅嘢出嚟。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMynrW62MJg
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心情難以平復，個肚仲餓到咕咕聲。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinNNKpAmPH
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由朝早到依家晏就都無嘢落過肚，我改搭巴士返出去市區，打算醫飽個肚，補充返體力先再諗點算。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYaTX1pzco
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途中，我一路都feel到下面涼浸浸，不斷有風吹埋嚟。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ795aJfYVC0
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瞇埋眼只見親愛嘅「細佬」仍然喺空中飛翔。121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MLjo2t7KE
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茫茫天地，唔知佢要飛去邊，只希望佢唔好俾啲大麻鷹擔走。
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