三十年前有套港產片叫《細佬識講嘢》。故事就係講有個人嘅下體識得講嘢。125Please respect copyright.PENANAXlEdRUQkpB
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勢估唔到,咁荒謬嘅電影橋段會發生喺現實之中。125Please respect copyright.PENANA9NvImJGxzW
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一個唔留神,碌嘢又飛走左。125Please respect copyright.PENANAQH25yOOBvD
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我立即追上去:「唔好走!」125Please respect copyright.PENANAa9huMtJYju
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條jer喺半空中急停,然後漂浮到我面前:「你係咁追住我,乜條嘢你架?」125Please respect copyright.PENANAGLu9WQZQJ0
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佢講嘢嘅聲線低沉而帶點陰森,而且每次發聲嘅時候,馬眼都會一開一合,兩粒蛋蛋就好似喉核咁郁下郁下。125Please respect copyright.PENANAdPoXwRmFIj
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「係…係我嘅…」我吞一啖口水回答。125Please respect copyright.PENANAYtfznUCKRB
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「頂你個肺!就係你條木嘴喺我墳頭屙尿!」125Please respect copyright.PENANAQfDk7GTN66
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「我…對…對唔住…」125Please respect copyright.PENANAg6c80YEckX
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「收皮啦!我依家就鄭重同你講,你條嘢以後就歸我!」125Please respect copyright.PENANAJeMoTegJ4V
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「你講咩話?」125Please respect copyright.PENANAnclXmyqGfZ
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「說話只講一次!係咁先,bye鳩bye!」佢一講完就調頭加速飛上天。125Please respect copyright.PENANAUr7bboOPx5
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「喂!唔好走呀喂!」125Please respect copyright.PENANAXHZ7d2HVQ5
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我快步跑上前追趕,可惜速度唔夠快,根本追唔切。125Please respect copyright.PENANAM2V6WPEXiO
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然而我並無就此放棄,立即跑出馬路截的士。125Please respect copyright.PENANAlDQY39Ny69
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慶幸咁啱有架綠的駛過,我上左架車,指住上空,叫司機大佬追住嗰隻飛緊嘅「雀仔」。125Please respect copyright.PENANAfKYDTeZS9z
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司機大佬以為我運吉,好在我即刻補左句:「車費我俾double!」125Please respect copyright.PENANAF1hV8Y22sZ
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有左呢句,對方馬上就踩恆油門,追趕目標。125Please respect copyright.PENANA4vKv4qpgXa
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一開頭其實都跟得幾貼,好可惜後尾遇到塞車,到最後都係跟甩左。125Please respect copyright.PENANAMm3qlVSgdo
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望住天上嘅jer jer消失喺視線範圍中,我極度無奈咁歎一口氣。125Please respect copyright.PENANAGmJMYs7OfO
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唉屌…今鋪點撚算…125Please respect copyright.PENANAbgqnXzNV71
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碌鳩唔撚係俾隻鬼上左身下話...125Please respect copyright.PENANAEJANSWuo43
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係嘅話就大檸樂…shit…125Please respect copyright.PENANAbHMdhNZlqw
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「尋根之旅」暫以失敗告一段落,我擺低雙倍的士錢後落車。125Please respect copyright.PENANAFJnv9pNMht
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錢用左可以再搵, 「細佬」飛走左,隨時就係一去不返。125Please respect copyright.PENANANLgdFNy98P
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諗返轉頭,今次真係鹹濕惹的禍,一心掛住拮窿,完全無諗後果,結果就搞左壇咁杰嘅嘢出嚟。125Please respect copyright.PENANATMoDFBaH71
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心情難以平復,個肚仲餓到咕咕聲。125Please respect copyright.PENANAFv9aAOvaJS
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由朝早到依家晏就都無嘢落過肚,我改搭巴士返出去市區,打算醫飽個肚,補充返體力先再諗點算。125Please respect copyright.PENANAlEcvDAJ8oC
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途中,我一路都feel到下面涼浸浸,不斷有風吹埋嚟。125Please respect copyright.PENANANEALwH4qpG
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瞇埋眼只見親愛嘅「細佬」仍然喺空中飛翔。125Please respect copyright.PENANAM1cGezbk94
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茫茫天地,唔知佢要飛去邊,只希望佢唔好俾啲大麻鷹擔走。
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