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「bye bye Miss Wong!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAB1KXr8talv
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「bye bye! 唔好再欠交功課啦!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAhGcCu1hqfu
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「知道!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZFLqTu8ih
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Matthew退學後三日,放學留堂班。1234Please respect copyright.PENANA7mTnrvZcOP
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當最後一個師弟離開課室後,Miss走嚟同我講:「仲唔走?」1234Please respect copyright.PENANARJWH80s0PL
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「我想做多陣嘢。」其實我想陪你。1234Please respect copyright.PENANArVi5tazbSp
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Miss點點頭,就喺位度拎咗份小測卷比我:「咁你改完正就走啦。唔識問我。」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAFmmeLTP5gR
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「嗯。」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAmzGeajaDMM
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佢又一個人去窗邊望遠境。唉⋯⋯換係之前佢一定單對單咁教我,逐題解釋再執我字醜。已經第三日啦。咁樣唔得喎!我⋯⋯可以點做?1234Please respect copyright.PENANAruxOCLp7U4
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「你唔開心嘅時候!我總有方法令你笑!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAi7sJgW3Gaw
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我忽然醒起之前我心入面講嘅嘢。咦⋯⋯?可以咁做喎!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAZrnDSk53LT
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「咳⋯⋯咳⋯⋯」我故意咳得大聲啲引Miss注意。但佢好似被遠處嘅風景所吸住咗,眼尾都唔望我。1234Please respect copyright.PENANA93FsIi9r5N
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「Miss!」我最後決定叫佢。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAH4NoL13CjM
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「唔識做?」1234Please respect copyright.PENANABxD7LVLZ2D
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「係呀,有嘢想問下你。」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAqVvB8fRDBS
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「嗯。」佢疲倦咁微笑,但仍然企喺窗前。1234Please respect copyright.PENANArI9Q1K9IgK
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「嗱!如果著鞋識跑,著泳褲就識游水。咁著咩識飛呀?」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAM9i4bnmb5k
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我用一個好雀躍嘅眼神望住Miss。 但見到Miss面上強裝出嚟嘅微笑慢慢消失,我就知奶咗嘢。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAL8ADNc9QEF
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「就係著(雀)仔啦!哈⋯⋯哈⋯⋯!雀仔識飛架嘛!哈⋯⋯哈⋯⋯」我見佢唔識笑,我自己都覺得老尷,傻笑咁講:「哈⋯⋯哈⋯⋯都幾好笑呀⋯⋯哈⋯⋯」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAIryZdkKtKy
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「哈,哈⋯⋯」唉,好柒。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAEUMKnOMpCm
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Miss又望返遠景。1234Please respect copyright.PENANABrDl0iNRMK
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唔得!我唔可以咁就放棄!我一定要引到你笑為止!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAr7Ok09BNpI
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「Miss!」我舉手。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAfHAWeNQk8C
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「⋯⋯」頭先我玩嘢,搞到佢而家個樣比之前嚴肅好多,嘢都唔多句。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAL3P48a0G4k
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「小測第一題就問,『《出師表》作者寫的對象是誰?』有留心聽Miss你講書都知答案係『劉禪』啦!但你知唔知係咩情況之下會答『劉德華』?」1234Please respect copyright.PENANA7XuzwLRxDb
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「⋯⋯」佢面無表情咁疑視住我。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAE73QUAzpYb
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「就係⋯⋯」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAVM7KuVxOZP
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「⋯⋯」Miss聽都費事,佢望返遠景。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAbMGkIlCQyf
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「未就係答錯嘅時候囉⋯⋯」我老尷到講嘢都漸漸細聲。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAtRvyCCLuaD
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唉⋯⋯我寧願Miss呢刻鬧我搞事然後趕我走,起碼佢真係有反應嘛!但佢而家連鬧都費事,佢而家咁嘅情緒真係令我好擔心!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAeUXhgvRNyU
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冷笑話唔得,咁我要出絕招啦!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAsiFUXijIur
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呢一招連笑點高嘅阿偉都笑到仆街。好⋯⋯1234Please respect copyright.PENANAQI3LkDMyIs
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「咦⋯⋯個班相想跌咁喎!」我指住壁報上裱起咗嘅班相緊張咁講!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAkpuz0bTRrn
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果然呢招吸引咗Miss注意力,佢望去班相度。但發覺其實咩事都冇。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAH7tKfFddPt
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「等我用鑽返粒釘先!」我右手做咁個電鑽嘅手勢 然後用我強大嘅仿聲秘技,整咗啲電鑽聲出嚟!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAnfsZTP4g3j
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呢招係揉合咗啲默劇技巧!實笑啦掛?1234Please respect copyright.PENANAaVJshqKhef
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頂!仲係唔笑?1234Please respect copyright.PENANASeI4wqT27a
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冇可能!呢招個個都頂唔順架喎!我唔咁易就放棄嘅!Miss Wong! 我一定要氹到你笑為止!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAoYG2nKIvT9
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接著我將劇社學返嚟嘅嘢統統都施展出嚟!默劇呀、形體動作呀、扮鍾景輝呀、扮詹瑞文呀、扮詹瑞文扮嘅鍾景輝呀、貓貓狗狗豬牛羊雞⋯⋯屌!十二生肖都差唔多扮晒啦!Miss都仲係唔笑啊!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAj873ew7Oue
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我⋯⋯我啲戲咁屎架咩!1234Please respect copyright.PENANA5qlskNc3WX
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「呢把係刀!只要我錚一聲⋯⋯」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAHK1acI2idV
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「你玩夠未啊!」Miss行返去老師枱前,一面怒容:「唔想做改正嘅就即刻返屋企!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAd4cCaGqIZi
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「Sor⋯⋯Sorry!」雖然Miss總算有啲反應,但始終係比佢鬧,點都唔係幾好啦。我輕聲話:「我⋯⋯做返改正。」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAnAezTKeDoj
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我見Miss終於有返反應。應該話,望緊遠景嘅佢好似冇咗靈魂咁。佢呢刻改簿時起碼比我感覺到佢靈魂返反嚟。1234Please respect copyright.PENANASrglPBloyj
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唉⋯⋯冇法啦。嗱嗱聲改完正就走。但邊有咁易呀!有一條難到我諗嚟諗去都諗唔明,終於今次係到我爆啦!1234Please respect copyright.PENANA0M5MtyX3xk
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「啊———!唔識做呀!」我發晒老脾咁叫。1234Please respect copyright.PENANABmFOyTx5V4
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「邊題呀?」Miss轉緊枝紅筆。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAjxG3QvwB7m
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「呢題囉!」我指住份卷講。1234Please respect copyright.PENANA9X96sacylX
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「咁遠我點睇到呀!」Miss抱怨一聲,就走嚟拎起我份卷,讀咗條題目出嚟:「『 請把「心凝形鐸,與萬化冥合」譯為白話文。』喂!謝子匡!」佢放低份卷,面露不悅咁講:「我解過好多次啦喎!你肯定冇留心啦!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANA3WjRlJTngO
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「Miss,而家咩年代呀!仲讀古文。第時出嚟做嘢用唔到啦!你答我啦,做生意洗唔洗用古文架?簽合約用文言文架咩?!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAMICe9NxVlM
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Miss聽見我公然駁佢嘴,就嬲嬲地咁話:「古文係包含古人嘅智慧。你讀過孟子嘅《論四端》架嘛!仲有莊子《刨丁解牛》呢!入面有啲道理到今日都有用架!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAgLFfJoCrgW
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「唉!講開佢地!嗱!我問你呀,孔子、孟子、莊子,仲有柳宗元、陶淵明、李白、李清照!佢地有冇諗過佢地嘅作品會係1000幾百年後都仲有影響力呀?」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAdz5XggDGxV
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「⋯⋯」Miss冇出聲,似乎諗緊我提出嘅問題。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAAd2S2faCwQ
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「我唔係講緊啲大道理會教化後世人喎!我係講緊⋯⋯嗱!就好似李白呢條醉酒佬!喂,Miss, 1000年前有個醉酒佬可能剛剛同老婆嗌完交,大叫『酒啊!』就走去飲酒。佢飲到醉晒唸咗首詩!喂,首詩可能對住條河痾緊尿嗰時撚出嚟架喎!你覺得佢有冇諗過呢條屎坑詩喺1000年後會比人拎嚟考公開試,即係好似佢地嗰時考科舉咁呀!仲影響咗香港幾代人添呀!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8grUsjZUu
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「仲有呢條呀!『以下那一個是作者換上藍色窗簾布的心情?A 代表他對死去妻子的愛 B代表他抑鬱心情 C 代表他在事業上鬱鬱不得志 D 以上皆是。』Miss你會點答呀。」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAu9kYp3d6Dp
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「係A呀。」份卷佢出,佢梗知答案!(順手改正先。哈哈⋯⋯!)1234Please respect copyright.PENANAaXAs4ttaOr
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「錯!」但我大大聲話:「答案係——」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAesE9jLfEGJ
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Miss好愕然咁望住我。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAVN0O1aSLbp
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「答案係E啊!作者話『我剩係想換窗簾布咋!』」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAkg1tAIUQR4
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「中文卷真係⋯⋯真係好鬼有趣架!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAxZbw9dW1e3
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我噴完一輪之後,成個課室靜晒。然後我先知奶嘢,我咁樣講Miss出嘅卷,即係眨低佢咋喎!正當我想道歉時,企喺我面前嘅佢個人開始震緊。唔係嘛?嬲到震?定嬲到喊呀?然後我聽到——1234Please respect copyright.PENANAuyFKyH90AQ
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「嘻⋯⋯!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAg8siIcJn8U
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吓?我冇聽錯掛?1234Please respect copyright.PENANAKOWrpM2Vc8
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「嘻⋯⋯嘻⋯⋯嘻!哈哈哈哈哈哈⋯⋯!!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAm0RzVMWVdp
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Miss,佢⋯⋯佢⋯⋯1234Please respect copyright.PENANACE5qpQW4pz
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「哈哈⋯謝子匡⋯⋯我真係比你激死呀⋯⋯哈哈哈⋯⋯!!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAvT4Wp07qig
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Miss佢終於笑啦!1234Please respect copyright.PENANACC7q9T8cta
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我第一次喺冰冷女王面上見到一個咁開心嘅笑容呀!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAZAg6sogSc4
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「哎吔⋯⋯笑死我咩!⋯⋯邊有人會咁諗嘢架! 你低B架?哈哈⋯⋯」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAEvObKHC9QT
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「哈哈⋯⋯我呀⋯⋯都幾低B架!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9IexYbG5d
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「哈⋯⋯哈⋯⋯你好低B呀!⋯⋯哈⋯⋯」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAjPv5qcVP2H
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「係⋯⋯囉!笑下未幾好!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAacPXNjDecr
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「嗯⋯⋯」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAiZfm1aDEka
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見到佢嘅笑顏⋯⋯一個難得喺冰冷女王面上見到嘅笑顏,令我內心都感動起嚟。特別係佢眼角慢慢流出嚟嘅淚珠,好晶凝通透。我唔知係佢笑到喊,定係不知不覺咁釋放咗啲唔開心嘅情緒。只知道,當呢個淚珠流經佢可愛動人嘅笑容時,令我內心又有一份衝動,嘴巴講咗句我自己都控制唔到嘅說話。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAarsvGf7USy
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「總之我有方法啦!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAjf0X93eknw
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「咩話?」佢不解咁望住我1234Please respect copyright.PENANA5hqSEIvmL8
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「我⋯⋯我會喺你唔開心嘅時候——」1234Please respect copyright.PENANATjMT5OHMEJ
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「我一定有方法令你開心!令你笑!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAxUze9Jhw6F
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「我一定有方法!係一定!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAR7pwWDdTwR
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我同佢沉默不語。我知道呢句說話係越界嘅說話。我唔理,我忍受唔到只能做Miss隻兵。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAZS4tjMXQfS
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我要追到佢!我一定要Miss Wong 做我女朋友!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAUTCUibENfI
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「想我笑,邊有咁易呀?」Miss笑住講1234Please respect copyright.PENANA158H2MZ2cS
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「嗱!你笑咗!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAgjQGp5h8R0
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「唔計呀!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAErZMbO1s7m
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「答案係E! 你地班人咪亂解釋我篇文呀!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAuf7Wm5j9Ye
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「哈哈哈⋯⋯夠啦!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAVsh6RjWzEc
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「李白首《靜夜詩》係痾尿撚出嚟架!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAkHT3cKRLFA
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「哈哈⋯⋯低B仔!喂⋯⋯咪以為我聽唔到你講粗口呀!」1234Please respect copyright.PENANAbKGCuFNkDC
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如是者,我最後冇改正。同Miss開玩笑去到日落。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAx46kva2YJw
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我決定咗。1234Please respect copyright.PENANAnm7lr91qJO
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時候一到,我一定會同Miss表白!1234Please respect copyright.PENANAc2xy1iOf7r
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