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我任職於某間小公司,這幾天剛結束一件大案子,得到了不少抽成。公司裡坐我對面的那位妹子長得很正,目前單身中,所以我想了很久,終於鼓起勇氣約她一起吃晚餐。341Please respect copyright.PENANAfAyRIC8R2X
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「是慶功宴嗎?你想請客?」妹子的笑容很甜。「當然沒問題!晚上見!」341Please respect copyright.PENANARdS1U9N3y7
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一間無菜單日式料理餐廳,價格偏高,裝潢很漂亮。我的預算不多──但沒關係,反正才兩個人而已,說不定在晚餐之後還會有個美好的夜晚。為了後續可能會發生的那一點事,我下班之後特地先趕回家一趟,洗了個澡,噴一點香水,還抹了髮蠟,把自己打理得乾乾淨淨。8964 copyright protection337PENANAC6Or0OvyKR 維尼
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店員領我到最裡面的那間包廂,我拉開紙門,首先看見牆面上掛著一幅寫著「恭喜XXX順利成功」的紅布條。同時,一聲拉炮在我耳邊炸開,十幾位同事手上拿著酒杯,在一瞬間的靜默後朝我這邊舉來。8964 copyright protection337PENANAqJUZC1tkJH 維尼
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「恭喜!辛苦了,不愧是我們部門的菁英!」8964 copyright protection337PENANAllmOfjJIZF 維尼
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「別傻站在那裡,坐,坐啊!」8964 copyright protection337PENANAe82jXmHz1W 維尼
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妹子起身把我拉到主位上坐,在人群中,我還看見了我這個部門的經理,以及不知為何會出現的公司董事長。我臉上保持著微笑,坐在位置上,而帳單就像一把槍一樣擺在包廂的角落,對準了我錢包裡的信用卡。8964 copyright protection337PENANAdojPv16Mtd 維尼
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「慶功宴!」妹子低聲說:「我還幫你約了經理,好好表現!」8964 copyright protection337PENANAH51QaSErRs 維尼
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在那一瞬間,我突然想起我新買的那台PS5,還有所剩不多的存款。8964 copyright protection337PENANAd6OKEusuzE 維尼
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我是那個妹子。8964 copyright protection337PENANAktub3th2ER 維尼
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身為部門裡的活動小組長,什麼部門聚餐啦、零食下午茶啦、團購甜點啦,全部都是我的專長。8964 copyright protection337PENANA4dyG4xf7mK 維尼
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這一次我有點意外……別人都說C是一個吝嗇又孤僻的人,想不到他居然會想辦場慶功宴,還說要請客。啊啊,果然人總是會感到寂寞──我明白我明白,我想C一定是成就沒人分享,所以想要趁這個機會和大家打好關係,順便炫耀一下自己。男人都是這樣。8964 copyright protection337PENANAFvz7jNntT8 維尼
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這次我可是全力以赴。我知道C很有上進心,還特地去約了我們部門的經理。看,居然連董事長也來了,好險我跟店員換了大一點的包廂,不然這麼多人肯定擠不下。我想C的心裡一定非常感激我……呵呵,不用啦,反正我就是這樣子人美心美,我真的好棒!341Please respect copyright.PENANAMjkPJq8uEf
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我是那個經理。8964 copyright protection337PENANAnrzHkUkdbO 維尼
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這場慶功宴,我原本不打算參加。畢竟是上司,讓下屬請客算什麼道理?說出去多丟臉啊,我可沒有窮到那種地步,讓他們自己去慶祝就好了。8964 copyright protection337PENANAjbjQPzJNOB 維尼
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但是……我還是答應了,當然不是因為有人請客,只是我覺得偶爾參與一下,能夠促進同事間感情交流──真的是這樣沒錯。董事長是下班時在公司門口碰見的,聽到我提到部門慶功宴,想不到他就這樣子跟過來了。8964 copyright protection337PENANAaalIjGzW7T 維尼
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罷了,又不是我請客,相信C也不會不賣董事長這個面子,說不定他還會因此高升。哼,他真該感激我。8964 copyright protection337PENANABjtGQD2JrB 維尼
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「真是不好意思啊,你們部門的慶功宴……」8964 copyright protection337PENANAF8QkzymFOs 維尼
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「怎麼會?小意思。」我替董事長開了瓶新酒。反正不是我的錢。8964 copyright protection337PENANABujWVEiQkc 維尼
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「這樣想想,我還真該向你學習學習。」董事長說:「帶領一個團隊不容易啊,這間日式料理我有來過幾次,價格不低吧?」8964 copyright protection337PENANA2R9NHSC4IU 維尼
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「哪裡哪裡……嗯?」8964 copyright protection337PENANAXNjr2lj5f5 維尼
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董事長手往我的肩膀拍了拍。「讓你破費了。我很看好你,加油!」8964 copyright protection337PENANAQatVq6OfeF 維尼
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我是經理手上的酒杯。8964 copyright protection337PENANAYfeyJMcNLl 維尼
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呃痛痛痛痛痛,我不懂為什麼要把我捏得那麼大力,酒都灑出來了,難道他完全沒有感覺嗎?8964 copyright protection337PENANAKnuluxdaaN 維尼
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還笑!還笑?人類是有什麼毛病?一邊笑一邊對我們酒杯出氣,我真的……我快要被捏碎了!誰來救救我!8964 copyright protection337PENANAQPT43iexnS 維尼
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「這是……應該的,應該的!」經理用力捏著我,又把我重重撞在桌面上。我痛到眼前發暈。「小意思!哈哈……小意思!」8964 copyright protection337PENANAu1yGLNdBSe 維尼
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那邊有人被簇擁著敬酒過來,我被不輕不重地碰了一下,聞到一股男性香水味。那個人好像是這場宴會的主角,叫做C什麼的,他和經理閒談了幾句,經理一邊捏著我一邊把他引薦給董事長。8964 copyright protection337PENANALtCOsMaZlO 維尼
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「救、救命……」8964 copyright protection337PENANAb7CYhX4NYD 維尼
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我聽到了微弱的呼喊──是C的酒杯!我的朋友!8964 copyright protection337PENANABHxemGZR8x 維尼
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「我快死了……我真的快死了。」C的酒杯說:「每一道菜上來,他就捏我一次,用力到整隻手都在抖……我好暈、好痛……」8964 copyright protection337PENANAiWQd69AGZT 維尼
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「你沒事吧!」8964 copyright protection337PENANAHKrd7IREIA 維尼
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「我……我快要出竅了……」C的酒杯臉上出現了裂痕。「我不行了……我真的不行了……」8964 copyright protection337PENANAqWZ2IYoT9s 維尼
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這個時候,周遭景物一陣變換,我首先看到角落的帳單,接著我們被帶出了包廂,來到外面走廊。經理還是把我捏得很痛……但是在C的酒杯面前我要撐住……我要撐住!8964 copyright protection337PENANAO9bpysS23T 維尼
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「C啊,這次表現不錯。不錯。」好痛,別再捏了,拜託,別再捏了!「這場慶功宴,我想,我來付吧?」8964 copyright protection337PENANAmDPTPzH9Sj 維尼
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「咦?」C的酒杯什麼話都沒說。撐住啊!兄弟!「噢,不用不用,沒關係,經理,我來就可以了。畢竟是我起得頭,我付沒有問題!」8964 copyright protection337PENANABmfjd3j29r 維尼
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「年輕人,不要那麼在乎面子。」經理的手開始發抖了,他又加大了力道,我的臉上「啪」的一聲出現了裂痕。「待會我跟大家說一下,我來付就好。」8964 copyright protection337PENANAwuoXyiHpX9 維尼
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「真的不用。真的。」C的酒杯還是什麼話都沒說。「難得經理和董事長都來了,我的榮幸,我來付!」8964 copyright protection337PENANAwe4xdYSCtE 維尼
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他們沉默了片刻,忽然很有默契地大笑起來,C翻開了手上的帳單,同時我聽見一聲細微的「噗」,一縷幽魂從C的酒杯口中吐了出來。8964 copyright protection337PENANAyZRDAJa5Ki 維尼
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兄弟──341Please respect copyright.PENANAPOYXaIUy78
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「真的不用?」8964 copyright protection337PENANADcqTH3JptH 維尼
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我的兄弟犧牲了。8964 copyright protection337PENANAbZEzQ7IagJ 維尼
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「不……用……」8964 copyright protection337PENANAkPTvrvbeuV 維尼
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「還是我來付吧。」8964 copyright protection337PENANAcFaJ5RjsHB 維尼
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我也快要不行了。8964 copyright protection337PENANA8013jek8RL 維尼
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「沒、沒關係……」8964 copyright protection337PENANAc1qEptED6x 維尼
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「不用逞強,我來付。多少?」8964 copyright protection337PENANAsGu5dUVnVc 維尼
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經理笑了笑,拍拍C的肩膀,將那本帳單拿了過來。我知道接下來一定會有劇烈的擠壓,所以我立刻深呼──8964 copyright protection337PENANApzRj578w0P 維尼
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當經理翻開帳單的那一刻,我發現我的意識離開了杯子,飄飄蕩蕩地浮在半空中。我為什麼會在這裡呢?發生了什麼事呢?啊,我出竅了嗎?身體好輕鬆啊。8964 copyright protection337PENANAYGhMaUPNW1 維尼
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在半空中,我看見走廊那邊有位店員走過來,他拉開了包廂的紙門,將手上的餐盤送了進去。8964 copyright protection337PENANAMC69tWGbLQ 維尼
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「加點的海膽到了喔──」8964 copyright protection337PENANAiz1wJC2xe4 維尼
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「誰點的海膽!」8964 copyright protection337PENANAHyBmjrTY9l 維尼
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這是我聽到的最後一句話。8964 copyright protection337PENANAuNKywMv13d 維尼
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我是那盤海膽。341Please respect copyright.PENANA1i1EFzzQWH
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噢……是誰召喚我的呢?我又美麗、又高貴,來到這個桌上,所有人都往我這裡投以羨慕的眼光。我想一定是因為我太美了,所以全部的人都不敢動,就這樣子愣愣地看著我。8964 copyright protection337PENANAm7svDdXWKb 維尼
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剛剛我還看到有人在走廊上吵架──呵,一定是因為我來到這裡的緣故,美麗的東西總是會造成爭端。這真是我的原罪。我知道。8964 copyright protection337PENANAddr9BWgzYw 維尼
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「這裡的海膽很好吃。」有一個聲音這麼說,把我拿了過去。「他們兩個在外面做什麼?這種時候就別談公事了吧?」8964 copyright protection337PENANApQXmmiDGyC 維尼
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「我去看一下!」這是一個女性的聲音。8964 copyright protection337PENANAWIyVWK2ORI 維尼
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在我面前的那位大叔點了點頭,用筷子在我身上戳了戳,再把我夾了起來。現在的我共有三個部分──啊啊,我的身體被遙遠地分開了,一塊落在一個盤子上、另一塊落到了另外一個盤子裡。至於最中間最肥美的那一塊的我──我看見了人類的牙齒!8964 copyright protection337PENANA3nkbFCPrwO 維尼
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噢,我的原罪!8964 copyright protection337PENANAePkJFiEPmy 維尼
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「這裡的海膽真的很好吃。」8964 copyright protection337PENANARqKG9eXzux 維尼
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啊,我被吃掉了,我被咀嚼了!我和人類的唾液混在了一起!8964 copyright protection337PENANAjqWicTPTNh 維尼
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啊……是這樣啊……是這樣啊……8964 copyright protection337PENANAEqflNhTboY 維尼
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啊啊……8964 copyright protection337PENANAGj05jcGhGN 維尼
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我是那個作者。8964 copyright protection337PENANAuA6l4WtJUH 維尼
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海膽是董事長點的,正確來說,董事長就是為了海膽來的,他並不在乎付不付錢、請不請客,只是單純地想吃海膽而已。8964 copyright protection337PENANAV3Pbg9kYCZ 維尼
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不過,其實我也不知道海膽到底貴不貴、好不好吃,因為我很窮,這世上的大部分創作者都很窮,所以我沒有點過,當然也沒有吃過。8964 copyright protection337PENANAVzDszH9Nfn 維尼
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扯遠了。讓我們談談C跟經理吧,他們在外頭說了一陣子,兩個人都不想付錢,可是卻又搶著付帳。人類總是會因為這點或那點小事堅持己見……好吧,這不是這篇的重點,反正總有一個人會付錢,這是肯定的。8964 copyright protection337PENANALGYUt6MGRN 維尼
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讓我們繼續看下去。8964 copyright protection337PENANAimMyS0q2ZK 維尼
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「來,這邊坐。」8964 copyright protection337PENANAfwbyw4OYSV 維尼
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吃了海膽的董事長心情非常好,他招呼著C跟經理,兩人分別坐在他的左右側。帳單現在是在經理的手上,剛剛兩人才討論到一個階段,決定要各負擔一半,一個人先付,後續再由另外一個人把那半的錢給他。8964 copyright protection337PENANA9P9MQbDTpB 維尼
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C的臉上擺著禮貌和煦的笑容,那個笑容是給經理看的、給董事長看的、同時也是給那邊那位漂亮妹子看的。C根本不想付錢,他才剛買了PS5──是啊,如果讓經理先付,他選擇後付的話,那應該就等同於經理請客了。經理想必不會和他討錢……沒錯,讓經理付錢,這樣他毫無損失。8964 copyright protection337PENANABypghpPQqP 維尼
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經理的臉上也擺著和善可親的笑容。那個笑容是給C看的、給在坐的所有年輕妹子們看的、同時也是給身邊的董事長看的。經理也不想要付錢,這根本不是他的局,他為什麼要付?如果……是啊,如果讓C先付了,他選擇後付的話,那就是C請客了,想必C不會也不敢和他討錢。8964 copyright protection337PENANAq7Wd0FMcqk 維尼
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兩人的心思轉呀轉的,董事長樂呵呵地夾在中間,對於公司出了這兩位青年才俊,衷心地感到高興。董事長興致一起,站起身致了詞,他鼓勵了C、勉勵了經理,包廂裡一派和樂融融,經理故意把手中的帳單放在桌子上。8964 copyright protection337PENANAFxgWa6epHb 維尼
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氣氛來到了最高點,紙門拉開,店員很低調地走進來,C和經理的眼神碰在一塊兒,兩人都知道這代表什麼意思。8964 copyright protection337PENANAz8GIiTCeWv 維尼
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就讓對方先付。他們這麼想著,誰都沒有動作,然而兩人卻又同時想到了另一件非常重要的事──既然是兩人各付一半,那麼在這樣眾目睽睽的情況下,誰先付了錢,就代表誰請了客。341Please respect copyright.PENANAocUHp8BsMk
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「我來!」年輕的C率先反應過來,搶過桌上的那本帳單,說道:「今天我的局,我請客!」341Please respect copyright.PENANAOZwUHG3IYz
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所有人都歡呼了起來。8964 copyright protection337PENANAFIbJjvMoHf 維尼
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「等等!」慢了半拍,經理也發現了,趕緊把帳單搶回手上,說:「我來付吧,身為這個部門的經理,今天算我的!」8964 copyright protection337PENANA04A02qso7A 維尼
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包廂像熱鍋一樣炸開,C笑了幾聲,看向桌上的杯盤狼藉、又看向笑呵呵的董事長、再看向角落滿臉疑惑的漂亮妹子。8964 copyright protection337PENANAoCaQxoGcym 維尼
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經理也笑了幾聲,他看向不可置信的眾人、又看向在座的所有下屬、再看向身邊頭頂光禿的董事長。8964 copyright protection337PENANAANrZaTzN0T 維尼
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帳單被「啪」的一聲按在桌上,兩人各壓著一端,臉上帶著猙獰的笑容,全身繃緊,彷彿一搶到帳單就會立刻衝過去結帳。在這樣僵持的情況下,董事長挪了挪身體,發現分給兩人的那兩盤海膽還好端端地擺在那裡。8964 copyright protection337PENANAyElsJf7BvN 維尼
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「咦,你們不吃啊?」董事長很高興。「那我吃掉啦?」8964 copyright protection337PENANAdQ98PD6s8j 維尼
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這句話就像一句口號,C和經理同時爆發了,兩人翻起帳單要往各自那邊扯過去。帳單被用力抬了起來,董事長的手正往海膽那邊伸,他沒有注意到左右兩邊的C和經理殺紅了眼,互不相讓,於是帳單和夾著帳單的帳本就這樣往董事長的臉直直揮了過去──8964 copyright protection337PENANAZ0RQyfZFq1 維尼
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好,後續發生什麼事想必大家都知道了。總之董事長往後摔倒在榻榻米上,哄鬧的包廂瞬間安靜了下來。8964 copyright protection337PENANARxeE7BNjSZ 維尼
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我是那名店員。8964 copyright protection337PENANAx6U8nCF1Ap 維尼
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在他們搶帳單的時候,我其實想找機會說結帳是在外頭,不是在這裡。8964 copyright protection337PENANABFnwAB3Xka 維尼
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不過算了,因為我昨天剛跟我女朋友分手,我現在很沮喪,什麼話都不想說……反正那不重要,就跟我的存在一樣,不重要。8964 copyright protection337PENANA1UqWwGTDT5 維尼
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呵呵。呵。8964 copyright protection337PENANAQO6LoY81eM 維尼
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喔,對了,帳單上的數字其實是錯的……那個,因為我很難過,所以故意在明細上多打了一個零。我沒有要犯罪的意思啦,只是想說在結帳的時候可以……呃,可以「surprise」……你們懂的吧?就是……surprise!然後告訴他們今天店裡有打折,再給他們真正的收據。8964 copyright protection337PENANAMKRZeaf6qP 維尼
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就是這樣……嗯,後來是他們的董事長來結帳,那兩個搶帳單的不知道去了哪裡。總之,我還是surprise了一下,可是董事長沒有笑。都沒有人笑。8964 copyright protection337PENANAfsO7EJ8k5l 維尼
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好吧,我知道這不好笑……surprise!哈哈……哈……8964 copyright protection337PENANADIw9krDrHB 維尼
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我是那個帳單。341Please respect copyright.PENANAR3CnClC7HU
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今天的事大家都知道了,我想我應該沒有做錯什麼。8964 copyright protection337PENANA2EBr9jsDS5 維尼
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