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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TqMqdtwNA
一、直接說。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzDpYvM3ys
「我想分手。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHiNgQDckA
「好。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WZYOfYQEv
？！這麼乾脆……632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfD9nZUKi7
「那……」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB7DkEaMW3
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9Z0Hc5vw8
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5oUB7lonN
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBkkiRzHHB
「……好吧。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkKSpqwTnz
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEusC9LE1XR
「根本算不完啊！！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAMXN0sqlX
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweGtQ5xgdf
「……我不玩了。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ftiSIcaT4
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二、劈腿。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF2wFcRlr8
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTRmd5jmbT
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIiu2y2lsw
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlxBuWlbQE
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOaXKZOwLY
「……」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHpiwR6MOc
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5I1Z2LGRE
「……」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWNFdxrpV5
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62nKDarbGu
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三、我躲！632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MiQzZECLY
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhsMhDmKSd
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvUz6dAiDt
錯了。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpVzA30cDd
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkgIvTsyGY
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXHSKegzXb
「……」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3LuWTLmOw
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7mxgFhsLZ
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