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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJE1FeDRgf
一、直接說。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pOajhdMKc
「我想分手。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sswvFmQCU
「好。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjgOIbf3pV
？！這麼乾脆……741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIgmRL0rBr
「那……」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCIDIkICoL
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjli6EJhWoH
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8h2OzAEV0
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2xJq16m37
「……好吧。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJWoaQt5g5
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VcKC7CDvZ
「根本算不完啊！！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwWgxkSmlI
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wyz23u7tU
「……我不玩了。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYx8AKi1Iv
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二、劈腿。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1hviNRxYM
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzQdPy52xD
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXNOhUMGQp
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGVwQSFaIt
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvayhb2fdm
「……」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVVSUOuClX
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFqMVYIBWx
「……」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH8lb57a4F
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60rPROqfE3
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三、我躲！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yY9G35Tx5
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDlJD7P06x
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcDPm1Ioh3
錯了。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4UAZeNmCa
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgx4U5s7ept
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjzJ9k2r9r
「……」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUF6xYLRZg
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6FazIxKXL
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