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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtW1cyDtrq
一、直接說。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrwnHPJuA0
「我想分手。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpUHlNU0Nm
「好。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3TdXlNKPy
？！這麼乾脆……818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RJY013Fv8
「那……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpDZmh5Tyu
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuCVEH8JTJ
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfP7UO7OaOk
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpgqI3EEyW
「……好吧。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2Bi4Scp84
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne3AUWXWKf
「根本算不完啊！！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghokbQHjdW
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlQAVBKeLi
「……我不玩了。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1CKE4Hvjj
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二、劈腿。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUZqEm9nm3
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHqogAhdf5
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYdKJLGg7w
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ3xrxlGDy
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ncj5ADODK
「……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91IFngWAGt
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg5BxCo6Xp
「……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkOCSCQ3Se
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMnXb0rJGM
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三、我躲！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXd6C6zkG5
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRafJ9rjHHU
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5U3JKLpVmj
錯了。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnge7jG5OC
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERApWHhd4b
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3r81Gq5ba
「……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLavtpSDHVP
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEW7FgHTFZ
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