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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLu8EDk0UA
一、直接說。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DnrsuCOd0
「我想分手。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRlGKErfL1
「好。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xwf5jEOpb
？！這麼乾脆……702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAPvTZPABf
「那……」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloWC3Jg10E
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJy4aGUYjmN
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDMmhOuNjD
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOCQXNjBcF
「……好吧。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKB3gaU7dH5
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡko5ikKXdQw
「根本算不完啊！！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yjUqbmXyb
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJf2621CEu
「……我不玩了。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhLtuqA5xt
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二、劈腿。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7T6P63KnC
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5LONm0jU5
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdFen8B4Yi
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF7QI7YXbK
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEu2UpPo1ux
「……」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxAtobNIMj
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZqShMEG5s
「……」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhy5BqvvEu
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOYm2RNz3e
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三、我躲！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTsuvBdsYn
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2p5htsMJI
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTxa8KaCgA
錯了。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75R5QzuN7u
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJb5RcA0D9B
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUMbUTt45p
「……」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupteJbI5mH
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqKjwSQb2X
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