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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlmOYxpwVw
一、直接說。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzapBoxj1df
「我想分手。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEZgL2dcBI
「好。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zxjuJ2E3n
？！這麼乾脆……783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssn69d2jt0
「那……」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLPLF3uaNs
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwA0IVn2Jk
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKXUXCQn97
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhqLJOcHqJ
「……好吧。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSK0YIikqV
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2RSeFT5A3
「根本算不完啊！！」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJGgsEeVw7
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8J1BN3zG7
「……我不玩了。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF8VpG0flF
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二、劈腿。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VbZmSltjy
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqywzU1lpG8
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhBYCGBVUM
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7BOOFZrmO
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnWut4fLgb
「……」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4keVyfXSg
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5N0q6uBiy
「……」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd2PhNkSCY
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjOzkREmJg
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三、我躲！783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwUci9kdfA
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWXONHiiUN
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr8t82meNo
錯了。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zh54zrFVY
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGauSNDzqqB
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnLW1hTnsq
「……」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCA78OcnwU
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1p0agNHja
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