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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPIsKf2UUb
一、直接說。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbwrEfIwpQ
「我想分手。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeeH6OwEg8
「好。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay48rEP9ZA
？！這麼乾脆……627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqDoV4D2IC
「那……」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhxsQQVdQt
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RdplkBbCe
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMTRAOOX3H
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fsFSZ6n9C
「……好吧。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfy7p7pK0G
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA7m11LKZY
「根本算不完啊！！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2PJ3Cehx6
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAaYk3R1uy
「……我不玩了。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h4LJN04p8
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二、劈腿。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikcgSFO1CC
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv5NE4OCqz
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafGJcGeqyI
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9DEiCuXtu
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxXonbvXbT
「……」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvjqyvfMMH
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcc2k1XOv4
「……」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W2mhp1VRX
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrZn3Ytg84
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三、我躲！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVejIJi7xF
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCnxpvOesW
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo48CUcrDf
錯了。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WmFV2pYRw
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLXACYoN1m
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBpbwAKro6
「……」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBjJEXNqZs
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09bhIwiW1Z
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