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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLu40xN32U
一、直接說。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5baXgzUm4M
「我想分手。」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFr4fvWA2j
「好。」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nN6CbPp0v
？！這麼乾脆……736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVY1E7A6zRt
「那……」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2scCV1fo9f
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm53Kn7GU5
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTPUEPQDF6
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdotI9GpKzB
「……好吧。」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj2WTNfdjB
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMOTK8aaUM
「根本算不完啊！！」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk0lUGeuKu
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhW3HOgu1T
「……我不玩了。」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa4TR1Yvor
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二、劈腿。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoc1RVtq506
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4TfWQXkmc
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxIpOn3kUf
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjVo5hvAnD
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4y9udkw7s
「……」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3zyoRnAbU
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xa3duxF3m
「……」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LGlNF1ZwY
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK7wIw5jxy
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三、我躲！736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOboVCyrZg1
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEb243GsUw
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInf8I2v4KC
錯了。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf4kpJyQNu
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIo6qX4tXY
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5ytH1puUU
「……」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBBw5IEKPY
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevykaLC5Kn
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