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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeegqZCKUZE
一、直接說。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Pxi2zZvh3
「我想分手。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrL6FAvudA
「好。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeebthJ2xv
？！這麼乾脆……818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMElkAKD4jN
「那……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ089zho8BH6
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPE9PTy1l6
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchjGahazVu
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiJcCF4SJG
「……好吧。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2uNgPhViJ
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiJVSvfYlW
「根本算不完啊！！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAdBdyBdQw
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nBamGxZDh
「……我不玩了。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDCVkfVjOT
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二、劈腿。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8kL8ciCNK
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORi5csJo0u
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREaZW6vUMT
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa54de4De5
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnqPPPWvOl
「……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgahRUswHj
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb9RHfkf5Z
「……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8oamfggKu
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtho21oGYJ
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三、我躲！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTZD6v3A4Y
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz86MJfmSUW
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjnRX7SSH4
錯了。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeRylIt6zP
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Vp9yRUujY
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gNVJhny6b
「……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QxPsEmIt4
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS9N1EWEQd
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