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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRTZulaOfZ
一、直接說。781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmitevLLXGT
「我想分手。」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxDDWA2gV1
「好。」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfopjxGB8dZ
？！這麼乾脆……781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVu2E1uDfw
「那……」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbSCc8pJqT
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpQRA8dJES
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHMo8GaLU2
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwVllee2YL
「……好吧。」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCzAFLp5Pj
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFVgAkzNzx
「根本算不完啊！！」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2ATzLzE6y
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwnc31vejF
「……我不玩了。」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCigQUIkXhL
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二、劈腿。781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx5kHaGFSM
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjDIKsgTLU
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUdv5mQRx5
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFK8dZmsHBL
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclnlgvh9al
「……」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7ZsPkIVTF
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNSjpZLJuw
「……」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GT3tSeruE
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisD9eh9nyw
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三、我躲！781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5j8puSIH8
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwI60jSwpxW
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpm62GhTTL
錯了。781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFm3BJrqw6
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOswgbbQdz
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFGy3XdfSN
「……」781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusPF8lnYIy
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？781Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh0cBGaVKf
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