Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo377Please respect copyright.PENANAbcpGqz4qaV
- iPhones are SEXY377Please respect copyright.PENANAxortX8UBM0
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!377Please respect copyright.PENANAaVwNcx7rvr
- YOU LIE377Please respect copyright.PENANAn30YMssUJU
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag377Please respect copyright.PENANAXsmnnzSfPm
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 377Please respect copyright.PENANAZNvAE6ZOQp
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 377Please respect copyright.PENANA7Q7hCEgURm
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.377Please respect copyright.PENANARpz3DXeoJg
- Character development is only possible through murder.377Please respect copyright.PENANAtak7CpRWVK
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania377Please respect copyright.PENANAccSIUVdXmc
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools377Please respect copyright.PENANAyo3DUDVJsn
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess377Please respect copyright.PENANA7P7zHeAUxv
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct377Please respect copyright.PENANApJHebWP5GV
- i like the *bling* *bling*377Please respect copyright.PENANANSbugfPtkS
- hashtag accessorize377Please respect copyright.PENANAoQd6xbPVy1
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!377Please respect copyright.PENANA7xLT8FWLUi
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!377Please respect copyright.PENANATjq4PkCL2G
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!377Please respect copyright.PENANAHBIS1B7J4O
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore377Please respect copyright.PENANAIFQwpoblbb
- we're done here, you butcher.377Please respect copyright.PENANAeg5pd6wUB5
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN377Please respect copyright.PENANAQK1gBRnIgm
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...377Please respect copyright.PENANAFophoZuP0m
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars377Please respect copyright.PENANAP5uBMLqZdb
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.377Please respect copyright.PENANAxh94Gmz80g
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 377Please respect copyright.PENANA4DypK1A9CA
kid 2: sure. 377Please respect copyright.PENANAq3ehIFOjiY
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 377Please respect copyright.PENANAT9Y6rFiGqt
kid 2: ... sure.377Please respect copyright.PENANA43cBHo4Ifj