Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo354Please respect copyright.PENANAHtUrRxYf95
- iPhones are SEXY354Please respect copyright.PENANAYQg1f4og9J
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!354Please respect copyright.PENANAtNNBjiaTqT
- YOU LIE354Please respect copyright.PENANAANL1pawGQA
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag354Please respect copyright.PENANAkSXtboW0xc
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 354Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ1Xn1OYMW
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 354Please respect copyright.PENANACOmgga0OgI
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.354Please respect copyright.PENANAZZ50zWW5AL
- Character development is only possible through murder.354Please respect copyright.PENANAAMItbFB16s
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania354Please respect copyright.PENANAhObxwDbdCs
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools354Please respect copyright.PENANAj1CM0wbWTf
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess354Please respect copyright.PENANAw1CvB27ebI
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct354Please respect copyright.PENANAqTaq9Ft20e
- i like the *bling* *bling*354Please respect copyright.PENANAbuNIVf3gGT
- hashtag accessorize354Please respect copyright.PENANACQSbuqjMis
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!354Please respect copyright.PENANAH8I3Koq6r0
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!354Please respect copyright.PENANAK9Q4Dyfiv8
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!354Please respect copyright.PENANALMRlmdDxtg
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore354Please respect copyright.PENANA6u1Qgg5YXZ
- we're done here, you butcher.354Please respect copyright.PENANAYkLVzSwPI2
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN354Please respect copyright.PENANA5xBGDM7fSD
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...354Please respect copyright.PENANAsus4NWYul3
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars354Please respect copyright.PENANA5PxO3snTZi
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.354Please respect copyright.PENANA8ci7Xm54r6
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAJGXz4nlMWS
kid 2: sure. 354Please respect copyright.PENANAbBHwqFmU4I
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 354Please respect copyright.PENANA8oT3TSr0H0
kid 2: ... sure.354Please respect copyright.PENANAOaTGR1QLmu