Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo299Please respect copyright.PENANAnzRK86poOx
- iPhones are SEXY299Please respect copyright.PENANAN3tSPZ77Lu
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!299Please respect copyright.PENANAbJRCio8udU
- YOU LIE299Please respect copyright.PENANACpiunZua0j
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag299Please respect copyright.PENANA7bgN0v8l5y
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 299Please respect copyright.PENANASOqELZYuYq
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 299Please respect copyright.PENANAlRa2fR0mLY
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.299Please respect copyright.PENANAP1FCy2lPSw
- Character development is only possible through murder.299Please respect copyright.PENANAjEMjf34kIK
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania299Please respect copyright.PENANAIB0kWNT15d
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools299Please respect copyright.PENANAXFSyhQ1cES
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess299Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4o7th5mfT
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct299Please respect copyright.PENANA3E5gRLkbSg
- i like the *bling* *bling*299Please respect copyright.PENANAaP6mBkWTSi
- hashtag accessorize299Please respect copyright.PENANA1Zohs7E2Nw
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!299Please respect copyright.PENANAAJ9qHucKme
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!299Please respect copyright.PENANApEGdQsP3Mz
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!299Please respect copyright.PENANAp26BEOYnP2
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore299Please respect copyright.PENANA58fbdspCIT
- we're done here, you butcher.299Please respect copyright.PENANA4pSRZ6cg2m
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN299Please respect copyright.PENANAOBLekqhTQ0
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...299Please respect copyright.PENANAnkZ8YLhUbl
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars299Please respect copyright.PENANA4iCidXzNGA
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.299Please respect copyright.PENANAYfZcQvDaMX
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 299Please respect copyright.PENANAZI1n8xlRtb
kid 2: sure. 299Please respect copyright.PENANAKyXhjxBV1r
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 299Please respect copyright.PENANAfFWOU2cu7J
kid 2: ... sure.299Please respect copyright.PENANAzGua8EmclR