Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo406Please respect copyright.PENANAkFLyx5LqIx
- iPhones are SEXY406Please respect copyright.PENANA9oWwtcRmJl
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!406Please respect copyright.PENANAa6IQEaCfYi
- YOU LIE406Please respect copyright.PENANAsuUWiRKrYj
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag406Please respect copyright.PENANAeCowJbs51d
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 406Please respect copyright.PENANAtrOrrRZc2f
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 406Please respect copyright.PENANAID9oDbXrhs
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.406Please respect copyright.PENANAyr2SltiJTS
- Character development is only possible through murder.406Please respect copyright.PENANApctZPk2VMv
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania406Please respect copyright.PENANA37dO0k4Pjm
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools406Please respect copyright.PENANAAb1BLfIItZ
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess406Please respect copyright.PENANALTjv0f23Jx
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct406Please respect copyright.PENANAatMLTG8o8L
- i like the *bling* *bling*406Please respect copyright.PENANAeolyRJVSeS
- hashtag accessorize406Please respect copyright.PENANA6uG13dKi9J
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!406Please respect copyright.PENANAgeLgYS0b64
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!406Please respect copyright.PENANAMwkGtB1NnM
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!406Please respect copyright.PENANAu0SccTFqWx
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore406Please respect copyright.PENANAoLHmm8HK1M
- we're done here, you butcher.406Please respect copyright.PENANA8kjuVJMh8j
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN406Please respect copyright.PENANANU1E7u4EKO
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...406Please respect copyright.PENANAtXF5jqYTQY
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars406Please respect copyright.PENANAqyllsVsFGc
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.406Please respect copyright.PENANAKPtsjcLt4S
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 406Please respect copyright.PENANAxj0H4i3Yt4
kid 2: sure. 406Please respect copyright.PENANAay1KBScsbF
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 406Please respect copyright.PENANAGhwhwBHjOg
kid 2: ... sure.406Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ9wbN8J6S