My life and other things - Mom made dirty joke

Penana

Please use Chrome or Firefox for better user experience!

Comments

Style

Expand

Report

#18

Mom made dirty joke

♡geni♡

Jan 2, 2023

523

1 Min Read

I just remembered this dirty joke my mom made in front of me a few months ago.

527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSm1qNjtUW5

This is how it went.

Me - “Dad, you have a big nose.”527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFyjltZkbE

Dad - quiet527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87NGLl19Nr

Mom - “Your dad is big everywhere.” *laughs*

Me - ☁️: wtf527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwPKoEYFQI

ns216.73.216.239da2

3 likes Suggest Edits

My life and other things

Bookmark!

Join as...

Co-Writer

Cowriters can Start or Edit an Issue, Exchange Story Ideas, and Discuss Drafts.

Idea Contributor

Idea Contributors can Exchange Story Ideas and Discuss Drafts before they are released.

Beta Reader

Beta Readers can review Story Drafts before they are released.

Table of Contents

#0 Intro

#1 Guatemalan granizadas

#2 My dog puked on my bed

#3 Finished “Assorted Wildness” (BL Manhwa)

#4 Happy Birthday Jihye!!

#5 “How to shave your v4g1n4 tutorial” (YT vid) wtf did I find ?

#6 Genesis

#7 Crunchyroll complaint

#8 Happy New Year’s Eve

#9 HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE (2)

#10 Crime and unsolved mysteries blog

#11 3 bottles of champagne

#12 HAPPY NEW YEAR

#13 Forgotten at the grocery store

#14 Still Awake

#15 3AM

#16 The voices

#17 SCREAMS IN KITCHEN

#18 Mom made dirty joke

#19 Missing assignments

#20 Mom thought I was doing drugs

#21 Told my dog he was gay

#22 Art

#23 BELLE - Anime

#24 Como La Flor - Selena Quintanilla

#25 I should really talk to a therapist

#26 Random Mom Voice

#27 That time when 16 year old tried hitting on me when I was 11

#28 Omnisexual

#29 Things You Should NEVER Do In Guatemala

#30 My drawing

#31 I miss Guatemala ?

#32 My dog bit me (for the millionth time)

#33 From now on, translating English stories into Chinese for my Chinese followers

#34 My beautiful clarinet / 我美麗的單簧管

#35 Made a meme out of my friend / 用我的朋友做了一個表情包

#36 I put on fake nails (for the millionth time) / 我戴上假指甲（第百萬次）

#37 Just got these long ass nails / 剛拿到這些長屁股的指甲

#38 Hair reveal / 頭髮暴露

#39 Love confession letter? / 愛的懺悔信？

#40 HANNAH ENCOURAGED ME

#41 I wrote another love letter / 我又寫了一封情書

#42 Do you like reading my love letters? / 你喜歡讀我的情書嗎？

#43 Making a blog about inspirational quotes / 製作一個關於鼓舞人心的名言的部落格

#44 Should I make a BL series?

#45 5 of the people I love most in this world ? / 這個世界上我最喜歡的5個人?

#46 Me and my best friend’s conversation / 我和我最好的朋友如何

#47 How to turn on phone? ?

#48 It’s that time of month / 是每個月的那個時候

#49 Wtf is wrong w/ this mf

#50 My beautiful wall

#51 My favorite plushies

#52 The scenery and song (I’m a hopeless romantic)

#53 I found this male stray cat yesterday and now It loves me

#54 Guatemala’s national things

#55 DEAR DOOR CH. 141

#56 Ideas ran out

#57 My beautiful cat

#58 FACE REVEAL (makeup)

#59 Rankings in Guatemala

#60 Possible Never Again hiatus?

#61 Nana and Hachi

#62 Crying

#63 Me out of logic

#64 Me out of context

#65 Tacos De Buche

#66 Remembering Cepíllin

#67 Why is Genesis awake?

#68 Missing sleep

#69 ANOTHER love letter

#70 2.8K ALREADY!????!!!!??

#71 2.9K

#72 Normal Schoolday

#73 Someone confessed their love for me

#74 Just Two Friends

#75 La Laguna Del Hoyo (The Lagoon Of The Hole)

#76 I LOVE MY COUNTRY <33

#77 Voice Reveal

#78 I COUDA DIED

#79 My Dark Humor

#80 GENESIS GOT BANGS???

#81 GENESIS IS BEING HONEST TO JADA???

#82 Rude Mexican Lady

#83 Fight At School

#84 Cats Fighting

#85 My Crush Is Gay

#86 Not Going To School On Friday

#87 Most Embarrassing Moment In School

#88 Flamenco Lady

#89 Tag WriteForTears in this

#90 During Band

#91 My chihuahua looking ass havanese dog in the shower

#96 Improved Handwriting

#97 Ilyyyyy <3

#98 Chaotic Family Members At It Again

#99 poem | Not Just Immigrants

#100 How much time has passed

#101 Shit went down today

#102 HAPPY B-DAY ASUKI!!!!

#103 ME BC I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT

Mom made dirty joke

REGISTER

LOGIN

Interface Language:

Story Language: