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No Plagiarism!QofDtZMbbBv8PPfvP8ipposted on PENANA 大學四年很快便結束了,龔天成即將畢業了,不過溫羽澤還需要讀碩士學位,因此一年後才會回來南港市。8964 copyright protection152PENANA0rgW4mCfmb 維尼
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畢業禮當日。8964 copyright protection152PENANA9YLEoc5xR3 維尼
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那位負責讀畢業致詞的同學走到講臺上,他先調教麥克風的位置。8964 copyright protection152PENANACROKVV7WfE 維尼
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「哈嘍哈嘍,有聲音嗎?各位我等等可能要看稿,不好意思,身爲Deadline fighter的我表示這份講稿我昨晚才寫好的,所以沒有背過哈哈哈哈。」8964 copyright protection152PENANAELAJxxMQtM 維尼
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在場的人們紛紛哈哈大笑,拍案叫絕。8964 copyright protection152PENANAM1U8ivQnwF 維尼
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「院長、副院長,各位來賓,各位教授,還有各位即將畢業的同學們,早上好,我們即將畢業,在這爆肝的四年大學生涯,我們必須感謝各位曾經教過我們的教授,還有Google大神和ChatGPT......」8964 copyright protection152PENANAmgQz6UywTD 維尼
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈!」臺下充滿掌聲與笑聲。8964 copyright protection152PENANA9Uwtsa5I8h 維尼
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沒想到這畢業生還挺幽默的,畢業致詞當場變得跟棟篤笑(脫口秀)一樣。8964 copyright protection152PENANAsOP7pKddeu 維尼
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「一路以來,我們經歷過不少事情,充滿痛苦與歡笑,還有無數的爆肝熬夜時光。」8964 copyright protection152PENANAuHgz8t2Wpu 維尼
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈!」8964 copyright protection152PENANA1ErA6CM794 維尼
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「但我們還是能撐過,挨到今天畢業......」8964 copyright protection152PENANAVayqABEAU9 維尼
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(畢業致詞有部分内容是參考這影片:這同學是一位被畢業耽誤的脫口秀高手)8964 copyright protection152PENANAW5VphpGvvO 維尼
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龔天成畢業後便開始找工作,他先填好自己的CV,然後丟給不同公司請求面試。8964 copyright protection152PENANAttHHJQs35f 維尼
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由於他畢業於南港大學,因此很快便收到一家大公司的面試邀請了。8964 copyright protection152PENANACSgfVJp92K 維尼
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面試當日,他出門前整理好儀容,穿上一身帥氣的西裝,確保自己看起來整齊後便出發。8964 copyright protection152PENANAkaam7h4msa 維尼
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到了公司,他先環顧四周,不知道爲什麽,感覺這裏氣氛都很壓抑沉悶,但這份工作薪水還蠻高的,沒有經驗的畢業生月薪也至少有兩萬港幣。8964 copyright protection152PENANARFhIchPMGP 維尼
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龔天成抵達了面試室,他懷著緊張的心情,心跳不斷加速,他先敲門,裏頭的女面試官說:「進來吧。」8964 copyright protection152PENANABPcrI3zgnV 維尼
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龔天成開門後先點頭,然後說:「黃小姐你好。」8964 copyright protection152PENANAIKlItXun5W 維尼
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面試官—黃小姐身形肥胖,年約四十,濃妝,戴著紅框橢圓眼鏡。8964 copyright protection152PENANAB6x9bGH0um 維尼
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黃小姐:「龔天成先生,麻煩你先自我介紹。」8964 copyright protection152PENANA0cMxiqIhZX 維尼
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龔天成先清一下喉嚨,然後開始介紹自己背景:「咳咳,我叫龔天成,畢業於南港大學商學院,大一主修企業管理,大二轉科到物流與供應鏈管理系......」8964 copyright protection152PENANAZCq81eL7oq 維尼
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半小時後,面試結束了。8964 copyright protection152PENANAt2wstbG3Mi 維尼
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龔天成經過一間面試室時聽見一些有趣的對話。8964 copyright protection152PENANAIpE8IsXjgq 維尼
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面試官問對方:「請問你有相關經驗嗎?」8964 copyright protection152PENANAAWZjoNIuoO 維尼
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那面試者用滑稽的語氣回答:「我很有面試經驗,這是我第二十二次面試了。」8964 copyright protection152PENANAjBOoGC4yJ2 維尼
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面試官聽到後立刻大吼:「Get out!!!」8964 copyright protection152PENANAwvqlyjSjgn 維尼
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那聲音如雷貫耳,嚇得龔天成倒抽一口氣,心想:「不用那麽兇吧......嚇死人了。」8964 copyright protection152PENANAlYA0spWKXr 維尼
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(這一部分參考這影片,超好笑:這裏啦!)8964 copyright protection152PENANA2XyT3agSih 維尼
龔天成離開辦公大樓後來到附近一家咖啡店,點了一杯卡布奇諾後便坐下。8964 copyright protection152PENANA9AIqXIfVNc 維尼
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「呼——」他先吹一下咖啡,然後慢慢喝,接著掏出手機,打開Whatsapp。8964 copyright protection152PENANAtFEwQUYqyk 維尼
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溫羽澤恰好在綫,那時候南港是下午三點,而洛城是凌晨十二點。8964 copyright protection152PENANAxCfTbIKEen 維尼
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龔天成:「面試結束,挺順利,不過我看見其他人面試就不順利了,面試官問他有沒有什麽相關經驗,那個人回答自己很有面試經驗,這是他第二十多次面試,結果面試官直接發火,嚇死我了。」8964 copyright protection152PENANAqX89RxF0Ac 維尼
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溫羽澤發了幾個哈哈大笑的表情符號,然後回:「太好笑了吧哈哈哈哈哈!」8964 copyright protection152PENANAxkCSRHE6tr 維尼
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他接著說:「祝老龔成功找到工作啦!」8964 copyright protection152PENANAbkcpRvaU6i 維尼
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龔天成回:「哈哈哈謝謝阿澤,我也祝你順利畢業啦!」8964 copyright protection152PENANAU3uRbWRoye 維尼
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