【009】【主線】《仗劍衛道,踏上征途。》
在前往東方的尋人路上,途經一海灘,136Please respect copyright.PENANAUN9yAdWC7M
剛巧,遇到四名大漢,欺負一隻海龜。🐢
四名大漢,體格魁梧,胸前分別寫著︰136Please respect copyright.PENANA7owjszpLcm
【東邪】【西毒】【南帝】【北丐】
莊園之子 雖然雙目失明,136Please respect copyright.PENANAArItGo26M7
但對於這種 人多欺龜少的劣行,136Please respect copyright.PENANAmfc2w8W7a5
看不過眼。
決意挺身而出,教訓這幫惡人。
莊園之子 擋在海龜身前,開口說道︰136Please respect copyright.PENANApEe9Tg5EH6
「你們這幫流氓,136Please respect copyright.PENANAmQkcnI5FHP
有本事,放開那只海龜,衝我來!」
【東邪】︰「你知道,我們是誰嗎?」
莊園之子︰「我怎知道…」
【西毒】︰136Please respect copyright.PENANAt90N8O091S
「我們可是 ふ巴(fu巴)大人的 四大護法!136Please respect copyright.PENANAg7E2gkloIz
威名遠播,聲名顯赫,136Please respect copyright.PENANAdvx4kCDLtp
身懷絕技,各據一方,136Please respect copyright.PENANA3dvqkZLasc
人稱︰136Please respect copyright.PENANAGDkMvbbhDN
武林四傑,江湖至尊!」
【南帝】:136Please respect copyright.PENANAh3yT8RtnhP
「一個瞎眼農夫,還學人多管閒事…」
【北丐】:136Please respect copyright.PENANAXPnEUxgVfO
「給他一些教訓,讓他今後,136Please respect copyright.PENANAFpsYMu7MTt
有田沒手種,有路沒腳走。」
語畢,四人展開包圍。
【北丐】
【西毒】【莊園之子】【東邪】
【南帝】
136Please respect copyright.PENANAoSpewx0iLf
莊園之子,悠然自得,136Please respect copyright.PENANA5C4WObCCaO
不慌不忙,從容出戰,136Please respect copyright.PENANAY9a7wXAG4B
以一敵四,遊刃有餘,136Please respect copyright.PENANAzzACDVc8Lw
不露破綻,不落下風。
看準時機,往身後一退,136Please respect copyright.PENANANZ8Ze7u3bC
把四大高手 拉攏成一直線。
然後,從腰間掏出【上古神蕉】🍌136Please respect copyright.PENANA97xjKXsFEE
往前一擲,香蕉在四人之間 來回彈射,136Please respect copyright.PENANAXmdRo7oRb8
造成四連擊。(4 combo)
136Please respect copyright.PENANAI0rNwEMsfo
【香蕉】136Please respect copyright.PENANAs4L9wd9arK
↗136Please respect copyright.PENANA2CxzBJuHPg
【北丐】136Please respect copyright.PENANAOEw7Q0PB5q
↖136Please respect copyright.PENANARjBNPaVBdm
【南帝】136Please respect copyright.PENANAiLsgKHMrmq
↗136Please respect copyright.PENANAt2GkfAR9TD
【西毒】136Please respect copyright.PENANAWhBP6VIPZa
↖136Please respect copyright.PENANAiTPnyICX9Q
【東邪】136Please respect copyright.PENANA1DbG2NHsYO
↗136Please respect copyright.PENANA6zZ22dt1Qu
【莊園之子】
136Please respect copyright.PENANA9HL0OVJTMx
四大高手,身受重創,負傷倒地。
莊園之子 撿起地上的香蕉,收回腰間。136Please respect copyright.PENANALHHDNtVsaQ
然後,對著四人 說︰136Please respect copyright.PENANAswnYVlkhYh
「我曾對一位臉上有十字疤痕的前輩136Please respect copyright.PENANA1mZXnEC7Bg
作出承諾,此生 不再以利器傷人。
故棄劍刃於山野間,136Please respect copyright.PENANAc0VDlETgrr
只留一隻香蕉隨身。
你們都走吧!銘記教誨,136Please respect copyright.PENANA9ygHLd8Ogc
今後,不要再欺凌弱小。」
語畢,四大高手,抱頭鼠竄,落荒而逃。
海龜 說道︰136Please respect copyright.PENANAgLgS3IIrF6
「感謝閣下 出手相助,136Please respect copyright.PENANAPkoHux3RSf
為報答此 救命之恩。
這有一錦盒,內藏東海至寶,136Please respect copyright.PENANAaD7Rxt7w5y
將來,若遇上危急存亡之時,136Please respect copyright.PENANA9cBVk4Zmvz
打開它,願能助你渡厄解困。」
臨別時,海龜問了諸葛軍師一道問題︰136Please respect copyright.PENANAgrP6sKUwzf
「本座原有四兄弟,136Please respect copyright.PENANAet42cNrnxG
失散多年,覓遍天下而不獲,136Please respect copyright.PENANABq73ObZgmw
軍師可有良策?」
諸葛軍師 抬頭,望著星空 回應道︰136Please respect copyright.PENANA6kvkppJwUL
「汝往西方而行,若能在下水道,136Please respect copyright.PENANAH2YsY2VWR2
遇上一只武功蓋世的藍色老鼠,136Please respect copyright.PENANAWdFfM22CYW
不用多言,立馬上前拜牠為師。
不久的將來,你們兄弟四人,136Please respect copyright.PENANAHX3UyR5d55
會聚首一堂,口吃著 PIZZA,🍕136Please respect copyright.PENANARMUsImmaVl
手拿著兵刃,守護世界和平。」
海龜拜謝,道別,回到海中。
作品連結︰
《失明斷臂的農夫 戀上 壞掉語音的人偶》
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