關於上上篇我說的比賽……QAQ
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我恨呀!!!!!!
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咳咳,我們班太緊張了,結果就是趕拍……
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今天早上在學校一年紀面前預演,老師還說我們唱的很好,照常發揮的話還有四、五名,啊啊啊,好悔恨阿~~
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我不開心,所以來個即興黑暗小段子(咦
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文森望著眼前的男人,怎麼看都覺得不對勁。
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"你為什麼不說話?"
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支離破碎的屍體根本沒辦法說話吧
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"說的也是,不小心就忘記了。"
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怎麼可能忘記阿?這種事……
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"哈哈,對不起對不起。"
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一個在森林裡迷路的男人在和意外發現的不明屍體聊天,而且氣氛還不錯,這畫面怎麼看怎麼詭異。
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屍體終於發現哪裡不對,他驚叫…不、他沒辦法驚叫……
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你怎麼能和我對話?!
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"你的反應好慢,不過我不能對屍體要求太多,你應該不是自殺吧?"
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不,我…不知道……什麼都想不起來……
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"是嗎?那這樣就沒辦法報警了呢…"
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等等!別想忽悠我!你到底是怎麼和我說話的?
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"咦?你不知道嗎?我是幽界派在人間的警官哦,你的靈魂還在身體裡,所以還有意識。"
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是嗎!原來真的有幽界這種東西阿……
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"不,其實我是騙你的,又不是在演小說,我從小就能跟屍體說話,至於原因我也不知道,大概就是天生主角命吧?"
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如果我還能動,我一定會打你一拳的…
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"哈哈,好久沒遇見像你這麼有趣的屍體了,我不和你聊了,我還被困在森林裡呢,如果我出的去,我一定會幫你報警的。"
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屍體並沒有回話,察覺到危險的文森還來不及回頭,頭已經被咬了一半。
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“新興病毒流竄,感染者會變成活屍,感染途徑是被活屍咬到,或是誤食森林中的毒菇,毒菇外面呈現淺藍色,夜晚會發光……"
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有些事真的要親自做過才知道,比如我們原本自信滿滿的合唱比賽、比如原來我不適合寫黑暗(尤其是即興)的段子╮(╯▽╰)╭
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