無論時代怎麼演進，科技如何進步，人類始終是種奇妙的生物。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJlFC0oK0K
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嘴上一面說著敬愛上帝，對信仰如何堅定，轉身卻又狠狠賞了上帝一巴掌。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAmd2GLPqI
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傳說，因為覺得上帝偏心而弒弟的該隱，受到詛咒成為最初的吸血鬼，上帝將他放逐的同時，丟下一句，凡是企圖傷害、殺害該隱的傢伙都將受到七倍報復。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7N6QBf39u
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亞當和夏娃都已經被放逐過一次了，該隱還能被放逐幾次？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ng3OqZJBh
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放來放去，還不都是在人間到遊蕩，到底有什麼差別？不過，大概是因為上帝本身就神經神經，喊打喊殺卻又在最後一刻來著神愛世人，所以底頭信徒也正常不到哪去。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZnBrY97ut
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明明上帝都放話，誰敢殺害該隱，誰就皮癢等死，人類仍是卯起來追殺吸血鬼。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29ATczdAn5
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人們到底是敬愛上帝，還是巴不得挑戰祂的權威，真是讓人摸不著頭腦。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwR9ckie4M
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我是伊安，人們口中喊打喊殺的吸血鬼。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOs1MdsuG2
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嘿，亞里德把那個用大蒜串成的項鍊拿回廚房，沒人告訴過你，浪費食糧是會遭天譴的嗎？什麼？吸血鬼怕大蒜？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1MQIQNvdh
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香蒜麵包我都吃給你看了，你還覺得我怕大蒜？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZHZpeNXdk
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你有聽過有人因為嗑了大蒜就掛點暴斃的嗎？就是嚴重的海鮮過敏症患者，也不會因為嗑了一隻螃蟹就蒙主寵召，更何況是用來提味的大蒜，當它是生化武器不成？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOASJe3c4O
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夠了，亞里德，你再把那串大蒜拿到我面前煩我，我就把它塞進你嘴裡，讓你明白，死在大蒜手裡的人，十有八九是因為被那麼一大顆蒜頭給活生生噎死。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTGiExRLBW
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剛說到哪了？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOjY4jGPHQ
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噢，對，剛說到吸血鬼不怕大蒜，當然，吸血鬼家族也沒大家想像的那麼複雜，就只是很普通的，很尋常的小家庭，嗯……如果爺爺奶奶，曾祖父、曾曾祖母有可能比你看起來還年輕，算是正常的話，真的挑不出啥毛病。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf1wOz0gwy
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什麼？我的姓氏太平凡，聽起來一點也不像歷史深淵的氏族？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKhKX6JJj9
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不然你覺得怎麼的名字聽起來才像個吸血鬼？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UbrLmV2PL
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吉爾．德．萊斯？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpncp57qspg
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德古拉？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps6Xvz5pER
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這樣好了，我去把名字改成伊安．波特，你覺得如何？很不錯？你給我去把哈利波特重看一遍，哈利．波特跟血族一點也扯不上關係，硬要說的話，也該是伊安．雷斯壯。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10gpUzUS1g
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你說石內卜比較適合？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yPzuHRts5
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夠了，亞里德，你給我滾去廚房準備你的火雞大餐。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqT54mT5gB
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一面說我不像吸血鬼，一面拉著我到處參加活動，從感恩節到萬聖節，從復活節到聖誕節，到底是我腦子有問題，還是亞里德比較有問題？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEpVsr6NqT
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你今晚邀了馬恩牧師到家裡吃飯？1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4zzURLqmO
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你怎麼不乾脆叫他把十字架順道背來算了？噢，你有提議，只是馬恩牧師嫌太重太麻煩，所以懶得帶，但是他準備了木椿跟聖水，真是太好了。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvB4m15GdN
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你以為我會這麼說嗎？亞里德，你現在立刻給我滾回廚房烤你的火雞跟餅乾，否則我就把你塞進鮮奶油裡，充當今年的聖誕節蛋糕……1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T6RNwlMNa
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我發誓。1258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhSrjpEmIH
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