這是發生在大專的時候,當時的我是二年級生,所以我們的教學大樓在學校的圍牆邊,算是一個相對隱密的小徑,但在校門口是看得到這條小徑的。336Please respect copyright.PENANAdkgvyGT272
336Please respect copyright.PENANAT41fVYAXRH
並且我們也基本上都是在一樓上課,所以坐靠窗的同學時常會把垃圾都丟去外面。336Please respect copyright.PENANAYow5eBwKVT
336Please respect copyright.PENANAmi1gnKgRHT
336Please respect copyright.PENANApVKcKuZPDO
然後呢?336Please respect copyright.PENANAmpuv9VCc3c
336Please respect copyright.PENANA3wT196ohkt
然後就被罰去當志工。336Please respect copyright.PENANAcm4KfLZzjC
336Please respect copyright.PENANAaUYj8QJiWU
336Please respect copyright.PENANALXV1ob85HR
對,我就是受災戶,當了70個小時的志工,重點我才丟兩次而已。336Please respect copyright.PENANA4baGEevo1B
336Please respect copyright.PENANA1gTVCLXvQH
我記得很清楚,一次是菸盒,一次是菸蒂。336Please respect copyright.PENANA4Q5zf2rxhT
336Please respect copyright.PENANA23V3lWwujC
沒錯喔,學校不能抽菸,所以我被加重70個小時,當志工真棒......(哭。336Please respect copyright.PENANAjSa6glCQ0L
336Please respect copyright.PENANALjUp0p7nWU
336Please respect copyright.PENANAH2MauLXzNE
偏題了,讓我們切回主題。336Please respect copyright.PENANABm4J6fltaO
336Please respect copyright.PENANA8juvN3GbZ3
336Please respect copyright.PENANA6VN32KNe4a
某一次我腹中的尿意非常的急,但當時我們教學樓旁邊的廁所再重新施工,我根本無法尿,你們懂那種感覺嗎?336Please respect copyright.PENANAFmXPdX83sn
當時我努力思考著該怎麼完美化解此次危機,腦袋飛速的思考著,這邊是媒體大樓,隔壁是醫護大樓......336Please respect copyright.PENANA2GzLuiaBBN
336Please respect copyright.PENANAjb0ttkJjcM
以我現在的姿態走過去醫護大樓估計會被別人當成怪人,因為我現在走路雙腳會夾得緊緊的,彷彿就跟企鵝走路一樣的滑稽。336Please respect copyright.PENANAzVYxh5plVQ
336Please respect copyright.PENANAQpUq8W69iZ
不要騙我,你們一定也有過。336Please respect copyright.PENANANLHwnnf3py
336Please respect copyright.PENANA2Km74q23Ar
現在有三個選擇讓我去選:336Please respect copyright.PENANA4VcfCtt4Td
336Please respect copyright.PENANAzmyOLtzmJv
336Please respect copyright.PENANACKW8r8lcDJ
1. 走去醫護大樓的廁所。336Please respect copyright.PENANAP8tvnor73K
336Please respect copyright.PENANAVPy8wK1zdY
2. 直接尿在隔壁的小徑圍牆上。336Please respect copyright.PENANA0PpyX4LbgH
336Please respect copyright.PENANA0JLoJNXrIc
3. 尿在褲子裡。336Please respect copyright.PENANATt5UK51jjD
336Please respect copyright.PENANAob3uiwgTQC
336Please respect copyright.PENANAkClJle9JUx
沒有,第三個選項是我開玩笑的。336Please respect copyright.PENANACqp82J5j5r
336Please respect copyright.PENANAKi3TM499Ff
主要只有前兩個,去醫護大樓實在對我現在的膀胱太不友善了。336Please respect copyright.PENANAEnPvwcBUkx
所以只有一個選項了!336Please respect copyright.PENANAoNMTZaTEOf
336Please respect copyright.PENANA6O0M1GAHjG
尿在圍牆上!!!!!336Please respect copyright.PENANA1WIHeHzuFQ
336Please respect copyright.PENANAKcAl3utf8e
因為我是系學會的所以才留在學校比較晚,想想現在也是放學後了,大家應該都走光了,我便二話不說衝去小徑那邊。336Please respect copyright.PENANAoNqkpgumbZ
336Please respect copyright.PENANASGVpgJYuz5
我解開了褲襠那顆封印住的鈕扣,拉下讓我極度崩潰的拉鍊,掏出**準備發射。336Please respect copyright.PENANASEoCQox69m
336Please respect copyright.PENANAe6qCqgCln4
說命運玩弄人就是這樣,偏偏我剛剛看得時候就沒人的,從隔壁走廊走過來的三位學妹,用一種不可言喻的眼神看著我。336Please respect copyright.PENANAFPCWXDcGeM
336Please respect copyright.PENANAkruvSdrnbI
她們在我的右側,距離差不多有100公尺以內吧。336Please respect copyright.PENANA1L8jUKSpAz
336Please respect copyright.PENANAV22L6eWiYz
但我早已掏出,並轉頭看到了他們,她們也看到了正在準備的我。336Please respect copyright.PENANA6dPOR2eqCi
336Please respect copyright.PENANA4N4O5nxP3n
336Please respect copyright.PENANAnfyfA11HCs
一瞬間,一陣黃色的液體,從下半部噴出。336Please respect copyright.PENANAbRwSCONKaV
336Please respect copyright.PENANA8CRuR8NXpm
並呈現了一道完美的拋物線,我一陣酸爽,並不由自主地抖了兩下。336Please respect copyright.PENANA3KygTlyHjL
336Please respect copyright.PENANAIUh5HaJsOP
對,全程她們都看到了。336Please respect copyright.PENANATuulDc7B1x
336Please respect copyright.PENANA10B6R9yDXy
336Please respect copyright.PENANAbsF2ZrSx99
靠北**版336Please respect copyright.PENANAEdv5ytDIro
336Please respect copyright.PENANAHgbvFNVlm7
某人留言說:「可以請學長不要在圍牆上畫畫嗎?」336Please respect copyright.PENANAB6BaHnpzIz
336Please respect copyright.PENANApl64HdgRss
336Please respect copyright.PENANAmy6nhJkAvg
336Please respect copyright.PENANAJYMVIXD202
336Please respect copyright.PENANA0nS4xu1PMv
此生最大陰影336Please respect copyright.PENANAbJS9mIQYQR
336Please respect copyright.PENANAf2VEVY69PJ
336Please respect copyright.PENANAhuKLZ0fEK2