這是發生在大專的時候,當時的我是二年級生,所以我們的教學大樓在學校的圍牆邊,算是一個相對隱密的小徑,但在校門口是看得到這條小徑的。335Please respect copyright.PENANAuLbRNKzl8y
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並且我們也基本上都是在一樓上課,所以坐靠窗的同學時常會把垃圾都丟去外面。335Please respect copyright.PENANAXHWMtetB56
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然後呢?335Please respect copyright.PENANAd0Wwruw4VM
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然後就被罰去當志工。335Please respect copyright.PENANAr1WYK8cJaA
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對,我就是受災戶,當了70個小時的志工,重點我才丟兩次而已。335Please respect copyright.PENANAdqJYpK8keK
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我記得很清楚,一次是菸盒,一次是菸蒂。335Please respect copyright.PENANALLIqYg5QDJ
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沒錯喔,學校不能抽菸,所以我被加重70個小時,當志工真棒......(哭。335Please respect copyright.PENANAdh9O0jKdGL
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偏題了,讓我們切回主題。335Please respect copyright.PENANAVg7JTnrwHe
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某一次我腹中的尿意非常的急,但當時我們教學樓旁邊的廁所再重新施工,我根本無法尿,你們懂那種感覺嗎?335Please respect copyright.PENANAA3QDhf9TNS
當時我努力思考著該怎麼完美化解此次危機,腦袋飛速的思考著,這邊是媒體大樓,隔壁是醫護大樓......335Please respect copyright.PENANAPZCgJpNHxR
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以我現在的姿態走過去醫護大樓估計會被別人當成怪人,因為我現在走路雙腳會夾得緊緊的,彷彿就跟企鵝走路一樣的滑稽。335Please respect copyright.PENANABam8mfsbdP
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不要騙我,你們一定也有過。335Please respect copyright.PENANA0e0bG2lF88
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現在有三個選擇讓我去選:335Please respect copyright.PENANAdyMMo6UqYY
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1. 走去醫護大樓的廁所。335Please respect copyright.PENANAp37sXaamlP
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2. 直接尿在隔壁的小徑圍牆上。335Please respect copyright.PENANASzVEtyNcxw
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3. 尿在褲子裡。335Please respect copyright.PENANA2SdhQtUORn
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沒有,第三個選項是我開玩笑的。335Please respect copyright.PENANAfcnpE9KLzZ
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主要只有前兩個,去醫護大樓實在對我現在的膀胱太不友善了。335Please respect copyright.PENANAPzvxppcp2H
所以只有一個選項了!335Please respect copyright.PENANA4qMII5FkDW
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尿在圍牆上!!!!!335Please respect copyright.PENANAN7h31jtXfe
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因為我是系學會的所以才留在學校比較晚,想想現在也是放學後了,大家應該都走光了,我便二話不說衝去小徑那邊。335Please respect copyright.PENANAASUDKPaH9h
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我解開了褲襠那顆封印住的鈕扣,拉下讓我極度崩潰的拉鍊,掏出**準備發射。335Please respect copyright.PENANAQIBZs7qVWt
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說命運玩弄人就是這樣,偏偏我剛剛看得時候就沒人的,從隔壁走廊走過來的三位學妹,用一種不可言喻的眼神看著我。335Please respect copyright.PENANApcj5ebJgC8
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她們在我的右側,距離差不多有100公尺以內吧。335Please respect copyright.PENANAAou67HNUOy
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但我早已掏出,並轉頭看到了他們,她們也看到了正在準備的我。335Please respect copyright.PENANA7QVVXiv33p
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一瞬間,一陣黃色的液體,從下半部噴出。335Please respect copyright.PENANAardtbgK4l2
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並呈現了一道完美的拋物線,我一陣酸爽,並不由自主地抖了兩下。335Please respect copyright.PENANAmzBw3zx1Fr
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對,全程她們都看到了。335Please respect copyright.PENANAsGHp1aV8Ji
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靠北**版335Please respect copyright.PENANAazbdJehhSs
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某人留言說:「可以請學長不要在圍牆上畫畫嗎?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAnNoR1619Me
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此生最大陰影335Please respect copyright.PENANAD93bc6Yhoe
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