這是發生在大專的時候，當時的我是二年級生，所以我們的教學大樓在學校的圍牆邊，算是一個相對隱密的小徑，但在校門口是看得到這條小徑的。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDQAFvQ6GG
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並且我們也基本上都是在一樓上課，所以坐靠窗的同學時常會把垃圾都丟去外面。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IVXmjm9EG
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然後呢?298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzvIDmQG8z
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然後就被罰去當志工。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10ASqovVVf
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對，我就是受災戶，當了70個小時的志工，重點我才丟兩次而已。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOaPdfJGyX
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我記得很清楚，一次是菸盒，一次是菸蒂。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLIulFc2To
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沒錯喔，學校不能抽菸，所以我被加重70個小時，當志工真棒......(哭。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwv100LvKpx
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偏題了，讓我們切回主題。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP9Qe4K5Os
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某一次我腹中的尿意非常的急，但當時我們教學樓旁邊的廁所再重新施工，我根本無法尿，你們懂那種感覺嗎?298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJGITvqWxd
當時我努力思考著該怎麼完美化解此次危機，腦袋飛速的思考著，這邊是媒體大樓，隔壁是醫護大樓......298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXyYrVG9TI
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以我現在的姿態走過去醫護大樓估計會被別人當成怪人，因為我現在走路雙腳會夾得緊緊的，彷彿就跟企鵝走路一樣的滑稽。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpOFRLwaMI
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不要騙我，你們一定也有過。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WxtwGsZ6u
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現在有三個選擇讓我去選:298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1BgAXBb5J
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1. 走去醫護大樓的廁所。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEErxxn82t
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2. 直接尿在隔壁的小徑圍牆上。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V78lc7F5K
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3. 尿在褲子裡。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9wBYVva9s
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沒有，第三個選項是我開玩笑的。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFz3BzlQax
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主要只有前兩個，去醫護大樓實在對我現在的膀胱太不友善了。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rQfaaIhoK
所以只有一個選項了!298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3n5uRqpxy
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尿在圍牆上!!!!!298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJnsk2Gm90
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因為我是系學會的所以才留在學校比較晚，想想現在也是放學後了，大家應該都走光了，我便二話不說衝去小徑那邊。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneULAYjVub
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我解開了褲襠那顆封印住的鈕扣，拉下讓我極度崩潰的拉鍊，掏出**準備發射。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7PWuzPJ4R
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說命運玩弄人就是這樣，偏偏我剛剛看得時候就沒人的，從隔壁走廊走過來的三位學妹，用一種不可言喻的眼神看著我。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbmu6dslQp
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她們在我的右側，距離差不多有100公尺以內吧。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8ZEohnU3V
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但我早已掏出，並轉頭看到了他們，她們也看到了正在準備的我。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYeNFtrDzB
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一瞬間，一陣黃色的液體，從下半部噴出。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq3LrJtwGg
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並呈現了一道完美的拋物線，我一陣酸爽，並不由自主地抖了兩下。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvOqy6PpAx
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對，全程她們都看到了。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBY6DnTRNC
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靠北**版298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn5Yf9CgfZ
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某人留言說:「可以請學長不要在圍牆上畫畫嗎?」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfAOtkuBkX
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此生最大陰影298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn7d8IVUOO
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