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剛聽完亞瑟會長講完話的日狼，在自己門前常嘆了一口氣，然後打開自己房間的門，開始每日晚間的例行公事。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVMYBFr8dR
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但是——139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxG4rGYnWr
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嗯嗯，明明打開的是自己的房門，卻發現又有人在裡面霸佔他的床鋪，而且還不是自己的女友拉普拉斯，也不是自己的分身趁日狼不在時偷睡，也不是他養的寵物詹姆斯再進行抗議。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP6bthmNZI
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闖入者正在床鋪上練習跳躍，很明顯的看的到一根紅色呆毛在搖晃。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jVTZ2NIgM
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「額……植人醬……不要在我床上跳好嘛……」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8G8ERh1xN
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植人醬手上拿小小日狼，一邊在日狼的床鋪上跳，一邊用很堅定的口氣對剛回到房間的日狼大喊。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJIFmSjWvE
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「不，我絕對不會讓你對我的小日狼公仔，咬掉他的頭！！！絕對不！」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheOL50P85F
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植人醬又來找日狼麻煩了，日狼如此理解。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaV8ZPZARp
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「我不是說過了嗎？如果我要取得分身的記憶就得把分身和我混在一起。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YWnMoC5LP
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日狼站在門口那，一邊關門，一邊嘆氣，然後發現角落他的分身倒在那邊，已經成為植人醬練劍的對象，被砍成不知道該如何形容的樣子，四分五裂還不足以形容這慘狀，然後沒有望見詹姆斯的影子，連鼠窩的墊子都被搬走了，不知跑到哪去，日狼想著，詹姆斯該不會打包離家出走吧……但植人醬沒有給日狼思考的時間，意志堅決的喊叫。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu61UaMU2U
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「不管！在我看來那動作，無論怎麼看都是違反勇者的道義，身為勇者就是要阻止這種事情發生。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZTMnHr8A2
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「那都是我好嗎，別鬧了，植人醬。」日狼嘆了一口氣，無奈地表示。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxthcwnZZS
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「不要，你還會在嘴裡嚼嚼嚼，你知不知道想像那畫面多麼的……」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCl9MF0PpK
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「你可以不要看啊……」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv7rRvsE7l
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「不行！阻止【魔王】作亂，是身為勇者的本份。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpApHEXMZzi
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「尤其是你還把那麼可愛的小小日狼，用那種方法給吃掉，已經達成了《勇者協會手冊》第四十七頁，第１３１條規定，虐待或殺害小動物的【魔王】，可以直接殲滅。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcYKt7T7AJ
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「拜託……就只是把黏土嚼一嚼混在一起，然後喀吱喀吱吞下去而已。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ljpElnYlj
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「不行！！」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqHsnSXHNW
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此時，日狼感嘆地向植人提出心中的疑問。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBoQye9BL2
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「植人醬，你一直以來到底把我當【勇者夥伴】還是【魔王】？」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4wgHTRwrw
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「兩者都是，而且你【魔王】的身分，還被記錄在勇者征討名單上中，雖然是舊名字，即使躲過我的制裁，但這並不代表其他勇者不能來殲滅你。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRJuqoCZUS
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此刻，日狼突然撲了過去，想搶奪植人醬手上的小小日狼，只不過被植人醬輕鬆的閃過，頭撞到牆壁扁了。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUxKTNUCDs
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「只不過……」植人思考了一下。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHp8XvXpSR
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「只不過什？」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67JA3gyQhf
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「你現在在勇者手冊上，已經被標記成戰鬥廢材，而且還不會死，我想……大概沒其他勇者對呆狼感興趣，就算吃飽沒事幹，也不會來找你。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOjfAtoKT3
139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIWyxl88VE
日狼甩晃了一下頭，又變回正常的樣子。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqm11yWhVlf
139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoilnIj6aw
「額……勇者手冊那邊怎麼樣，那都不重要，趕快把小小日狼給我啦。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhYYBP2jTN
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「不行！！！想從勇者手上拿東西，就打贏我吧！！！」植人醬大聲喊叫著。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrSyiiobu9
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「這樣好麻煩喔，就不能直接給嗎？！我是你夥伴耶？」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RVloIMXJk
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「你是魔王，我是勇者。沒辦法。」植人醬一副天經地義宣示。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcqOlf4cU4
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「那你覺得我有甚麼可以贏你？！就比那個吧！」日狼垂下耳朵。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8jQG3nSsi
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「我思考一下。」植人醬停止了在床上跳躍，陷入了思考狀態。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4uWChZ1Wm
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大約過五分鐘，這五分鐘日狼仍不放棄武力搶奪，但每次都以身體扁掉失敗告終。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7j9lgGCyI
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「有了！！」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruAi0N0GLr
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植人醬高興地大聲嚷嚷，像是想到甚麼般，開始笑了一下，然後非常正經的慢慢說了一個名詞。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapWBrrgKxE
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「呆毛對戰！！！」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXmUB5Vfna
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「那又是蝦小？！」日狼愣住，聽著植人醬在床上解釋。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTLJrksw6S
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「那是前陣子在民間很流行的比賽，現在已經被列入每年舉辦一次【星運】的比賽項目，很受歡迎說。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlqacp40Xv
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「所以那到底是甚麼比賽？！」日狼不懂繼續追問著。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdg4KAnXdAN
139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CXiSl8v49
「就是呆毛啦！呆狼！你不會連呆毛都不知道喔？」植人醬對著日狼大聲嚷嚷。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rGqFHehVA
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「你可以當我不知道了。」日狼表示。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMVpTZAYlj
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「呆狼。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObil0F1wgy
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植人醬順口表示，然後兔耳抖了幾下，頭髮正中央，翹出了一搓毛，對著日狼講。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEET73NY2o
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「你看我，我示範給你看，這就是呆毛。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNzoarF4VX
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日狼眼睛瞪得很大，下巴不自覺抬高，完全呆滯的狀態，聽著植人醬繼續講解。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5RWRmo1ve
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「呆毛可以這樣。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2EdkRLq0P
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植人醬頭上呆毛正高速的旋轉，那速度已經跟直升機的螺旋槳差不多了。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWvmDb8YZ9
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「只不過我太重了，飛不起來。」植人醬幽默地自嘲著，然後繼續補充。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPG7nf6Xum
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「聽說有些人的還可以當天線用，可以接收一些莫名其妙的訊號。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypAmXTNGmE
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「額……植人醬。」日狼此時舉手，植人醬看見了。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadMbZ8Y09P
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「嗯？有何問題。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs9lP3HClM
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「你有沒有想過，我哪來的呆毛跟你對打？」日狼吐槽。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Dq2RxNJcc
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「簡單，自己捏一個，反正你都成了黏土怪了。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GiY5K0XQz
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頓時之間，植人醬頭上的呆毛，又縮了回去頭髮之間，然後另一搓呆毛浮了上來，這個呆毛頓時做了個行雲流水般的武功架式，植人醬然後催促著日狼。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOqLk8sLm2
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「快啦，我都弄給你看了。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPROr1AlAl
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「一定要嗎？！我覺得無論如何我都打不贏耶！？能不能直接把小小日狼給我，然後我不用咬的總行了吧？」日狼又再度的傻愣住。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dFv4mIv6i
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「那你說說你要怎辦。」植人醬反問道。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi2YW6eeea
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「反正都是黏土，我揉進身體裡，跟直接咬掉都是一樣的。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM2pIsGjP0
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日狼提出了方法，植人思考了下表示。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKxZRqxwcZ
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「嗯，那就揉進身體裡吧，這我還可以接受。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrdxD4dD2b
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接著植人醬把小小日狼，扔了過去。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcIXD5vIPl
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但是——139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptXas1azGG
日狼一接到手，很順口地咬了下去，然後喀吱喀吱，就像咬零嘴般的自然，咀嚼了幾下，吞了下去。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4nX45jolA
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阿！慘了。日狼如此心想，然後望向那豎起紅色兔耳朵的植人醬，開始集氣。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKKx2jzfDK
139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgni4UAUBu
「日狼……」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6nxOuBZBV
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植人醬全身冒出憤怒的鬥氣，頭上出現了無數個青筋。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYF9m9i5K9
139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9OyiZ3KOT
「死狼魔王，終於露出原型了齁。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRwZO3Dust
139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqcGMEe53j
「啊……我想我今天可能要被分成很多個黏土塊了。」此時日狼喃喃自語著。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL5jt9jiPK
139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa0yiQKJ4c
日狼眼睜睜的看見無數個劍刃之氣，朝他自己飛來，穿過他的身軀，劃過他的四肢，切過他的狼耳朵和狼尾巴，他突然領悟分身的無法用言語形容的慘狀是怎麼來的了，像是看開了說了句。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaCtJr6MXh
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「安息吧，我。」139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1VcqYkbph
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日狼的房間內傳出狼魔王的一陣襖襖哀嚎。139Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjJjuLdBpN
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