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剛聽完亞瑟會長講完話的日狼,在自己門前常嘆了一口氣,然後打開自己房間的門,開始每日晚間的例行公事。170Please respect copyright.PENANAh24rGFFGUF
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但是——170Please respect copyright.PENANA614vzHJyDi
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嗯嗯,明明打開的是自己的房門,卻發現又有人在裡面霸佔他的床鋪,而且還不是自己的女友拉普拉斯,也不是自己的分身趁日狼不在時偷睡,也不是他養的寵物詹姆斯再進行抗議。170Please respect copyright.PENANAcrYshFJTxS
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闖入者正在床鋪上練習跳躍,很明顯的看的到一根紅色呆毛在搖晃。170Please respect copyright.PENANA2an926pJkA
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「額……植人醬……不要在我床上跳好嘛……」170Please respect copyright.PENANAfQmKluH3b7
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植人醬手上拿小小日狼,一邊在日狼的床鋪上跳,一邊用很堅定的口氣對剛回到房間的日狼大喊。170Please respect copyright.PENANAsfj37c65hR
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「不,我絕對不會讓你對我的小日狼公仔,咬掉他的頭!!!絕對不!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAAKTZlU9E4v
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植人醬又來找日狼麻煩了,日狼如此理解。170Please respect copyright.PENANApX1XgaXxvX
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「我不是說過了嗎?如果我要取得分身的記憶就得把分身和我混在一起。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAYSzWQ0PKUk
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日狼站在門口那,一邊關門,一邊嘆氣,然後發現角落他的分身倒在那邊,已經成為植人醬練劍的對象,被砍成不知道該如何形容的樣子,四分五裂還不足以形容這慘狀,然後沒有望見詹姆斯的影子,連鼠窩的墊子都被搬走了,不知跑到哪去,日狼想著,詹姆斯該不會打包離家出走吧……但植人醬沒有給日狼思考的時間,意志堅決的喊叫。170Please respect copyright.PENANAV5d0vjdRhG
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「不管!在我看來那動作,無論怎麼看都是違反勇者的道義,身為勇者就是要阻止這種事情發生。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAbu6cfNXZAy
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「那都是我好嗎,別鬧了,植人醬。」日狼嘆了一口氣,無奈地表示。170Please respect copyright.PENANAKY47xtIKC9
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「不要,你還會在嘴裡嚼嚼嚼,你知不知道想像那畫面多麼的……」170Please respect copyright.PENANAoAlUaZ3Frr
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「你可以不要看啊……」170Please respect copyright.PENANACS71rV7I5S
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「不行!阻止【魔王】作亂,是身為勇者的本份。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAftovYygzVp
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「尤其是你還把那麼可愛的小小日狼,用那種方法給吃掉,已經達成了《勇者協會手冊》第四十七頁,第131條規定,虐待或殺害小動物的【魔王】,可以直接殲滅。」170Please respect copyright.PENANANcsitsWLXl
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「拜託……就只是把黏土嚼一嚼混在一起,然後喀吱喀吱吞下去而已。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAoe1WbsQ4Iw
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「不行!!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAczG8LrrCUM
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此時,日狼感嘆地向植人提出心中的疑問。170Please respect copyright.PENANAjzTO1VR8P4
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「植人醬,你一直以來到底把我當【勇者夥伴】還是【魔王】?」170Please respect copyright.PENANAoyQCtCVblv
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「兩者都是,而且你【魔王】的身分,還被記錄在勇者征討名單上中,雖然是舊名字,即使躲過我的制裁,但這並不代表其他勇者不能來殲滅你。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAdlBX10EuCG
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此刻,日狼突然撲了過去,想搶奪植人醬手上的小小日狼,只不過被植人醬輕鬆的閃過,頭撞到牆壁扁了。170Please respect copyright.PENANAjjo1BsfA78
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「只不過……」植人思考了一下。170Please respect copyright.PENANAhIrsksFYSc
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「只不過什?」170Please respect copyright.PENANA7xfgTCTlbR
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「你現在在勇者手冊上,已經被標記成戰鬥廢材,而且還不會死,我想……大概沒其他勇者對呆狼感興趣,就算吃飽沒事幹,也不會來找你。」170Please respect copyright.PENANA13nhVbueL8
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日狼甩晃了一下頭,又變回正常的樣子。170Please respect copyright.PENANAfi5AzPiCRT
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「額……勇者手冊那邊怎麼樣,那都不重要,趕快把小小日狼給我啦。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAoF6leflPjC
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「不行!!!想從勇者手上拿東西,就打贏我吧!!!」植人醬大聲喊叫著。170Please respect copyright.PENANAOP5qUveoHR
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「這樣好麻煩喔,就不能直接給嗎?!我是你夥伴耶?」170Please respect copyright.PENANAU5fEXAWFa8
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「你是魔王,我是勇者。沒辦法。」植人醬一副天經地義宣示。170Please respect copyright.PENANAsRINGTP8Uo
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「那你覺得我有甚麼可以贏你?!就比那個吧!」日狼垂下耳朵。170Please respect copyright.PENANAFWrW8jGtjp
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「我思考一下。」植人醬停止了在床上跳躍,陷入了思考狀態。170Please respect copyright.PENANALqYUhw1QiA
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大約過五分鐘,這五分鐘日狼仍不放棄武力搶奪,但每次都以身體扁掉失敗告終。170Please respect copyright.PENANA8Gi6EoBlkB
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「有了!!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAkxJHLfVKwX
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植人醬高興地大聲嚷嚷,像是想到甚麼般,開始笑了一下,然後非常正經的慢慢說了一個名詞。170Please respect copyright.PENANAjt6thP5xv0
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「呆毛對戰!!!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAmJzHllRZlP
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「那又是蝦小?!」日狼愣住,聽著植人醬在床上解釋。170Please respect copyright.PENANAxKZANC07hG
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「那是前陣子在民間很流行的比賽,現在已經被列入每年舉辦一次【星運】的比賽項目,很受歡迎說。」170Please respect copyright.PENANASZvuy2r8kf
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「所以那到底是甚麼比賽?!」日狼不懂繼續追問著。170Please respect copyright.PENANAbSQNtJwGYp
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「就是呆毛啦!呆狼!你不會連呆毛都不知道喔?」植人醬對著日狼大聲嚷嚷。170Please respect copyright.PENANApt2woGpmL3
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「你可以當我不知道了。」日狼表示。170Please respect copyright.PENANAWLjNoYvcWP
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「呆狼。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAVYy5c4Hfj8
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植人醬順口表示,然後兔耳抖了幾下,頭髮正中央,翹出了一搓毛,對著日狼講。170Please respect copyright.PENANAnDX6eWV4CH
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「你看我,我示範給你看,這就是呆毛。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAw6eWTACm7w
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日狼眼睛瞪得很大,下巴不自覺抬高,完全呆滯的狀態,聽著植人醬繼續講解。170Please respect copyright.PENANA0tITSb3yNc
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「呆毛可以這樣。」170Please respect copyright.PENANA7oDca690oW
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植人醬頭上呆毛正高速的旋轉,那速度已經跟直升機的螺旋槳差不多了。170Please respect copyright.PENANA6HotP7iQPh
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「只不過我太重了,飛不起來。」植人醬幽默地自嘲著,然後繼續補充。170Please respect copyright.PENANAHJEetAv25A
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「聽說有些人的還可以當天線用,可以接收一些莫名其妙的訊號。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAtY9O8RH5j9
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「額……植人醬。」日狼此時舉手,植人醬看見了。170Please respect copyright.PENANAB9NkbrWAyK
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「嗯?有何問題。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAjtzalTRrq1
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「你有沒有想過,我哪來的呆毛跟你對打?」日狼吐槽。170Please respect copyright.PENANA6zMkb82GuZ
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「簡單,自己捏一個,反正你都成了黏土怪了。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAYfITHXPu1r
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頓時之間,植人醬頭上的呆毛,又縮了回去頭髮之間,然後另一搓呆毛浮了上來,這個呆毛頓時做了個行雲流水般的武功架式,植人醬然後催促著日狼。170Please respect copyright.PENANAa39fSXj0zV
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「快啦,我都弄給你看了。」170Please respect copyright.PENANALo7fgB353s
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「一定要嗎?!我覺得無論如何我都打不贏耶!?能不能直接把小小日狼給我,然後我不用咬的總行了吧?」日狼又再度的傻愣住。170Please respect copyright.PENANAjfAO6XQl3D
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「那你說說你要怎辦。」植人醬反問道。170Please respect copyright.PENANAJWNqY9wAB8
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「反正都是黏土,我揉進身體裡,跟直接咬掉都是一樣的。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAxc4DL6bWR3
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日狼提出了方法,植人思考了下表示。170Please respect copyright.PENANA5I51YFAtc9
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「嗯,那就揉進身體裡吧,這我還可以接受。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAx8RaHqmQLb
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接著植人醬把小小日狼,扔了過去。170Please respect copyright.PENANAt44ASB8SsV
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但是——170Please respect copyright.PENANAXWG8d0YbGY
日狼一接到手,很順口地咬了下去,然後喀吱喀吱,就像咬零嘴般的自然,咀嚼了幾下,吞了下去。170Please respect copyright.PENANAVMkYJJt24T
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阿!慘了。日狼如此心想,然後望向那豎起紅色兔耳朵的植人醬,開始集氣。170Please respect copyright.PENANA26vubtYDnS
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「日狼……」170Please respect copyright.PENANAtLSDB16BlK
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植人醬全身冒出憤怒的鬥氣,頭上出現了無數個青筋。170Please respect copyright.PENANAz2Ig3E0KAd
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「死狼魔王,終於露出原型了齁。」170Please respect copyright.PENANACuywH7IX9S
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「啊……我想我今天可能要被分成很多個黏土塊了。」此時日狼喃喃自語著。170Please respect copyright.PENANAO4vkcMmVIk
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日狼眼睜睜的看見無數個劍刃之氣,朝他自己飛來,穿過他的身軀,劃過他的四肢,切過他的狼耳朵和狼尾巴,他突然領悟分身的無法用言語形容的慘狀是怎麼來的了,像是看開了說了句。170Please respect copyright.PENANAEtHYz6I33f
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「安息吧,我。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAeBvthqYp2Z
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日狼的房間內傳出狼魔王的一陣襖襖哀嚎。170Please respect copyright.PENANATG8YNfzbfx
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