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剛聽完亞瑟會長講完話的日狼，在自己門前常嘆了一口氣，然後打開自己房間的門，開始每日晚間的例行公事。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf5oCrIqLq
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但是——160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NWzXpRsuJ
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嗯嗯，明明打開的是自己的房門，卻發現又有人在裡面霸佔他的床鋪，而且還不是自己的女友拉普拉斯，也不是自己的分身趁日狼不在時偷睡，也不是他養的寵物詹姆斯再進行抗議。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxar1h7llEn
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闖入者正在床鋪上練習跳躍，很明顯的看的到一根紅色呆毛在搖晃。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6KS5MM25K
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「額……植人醬……不要在我床上跳好嘛……」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo2SeAQjWa
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuEG34elF0
植人醬手上拿小小日狼，一邊在日狼的床鋪上跳，一邊用很堅定的口氣對剛回到房間的日狼大喊。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6NjTMu1oN
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「不，我絕對不會讓你對我的小日狼公仔，咬掉他的頭！！！絕對不！」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBw6Px8oHpK
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植人醬又來找日狼麻煩了，日狼如此理解。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtCorbe800
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「我不是說過了嗎？如果我要取得分身的記憶就得把分身和我混在一起。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLZXb7RHRV
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日狼站在門口那，一邊關門，一邊嘆氣，然後發現角落他的分身倒在那邊，已經成為植人醬練劍的對象，被砍成不知道該如何形容的樣子，四分五裂還不足以形容這慘狀，然後沒有望見詹姆斯的影子，連鼠窩的墊子都被搬走了，不知跑到哪去，日狼想著，詹姆斯該不會打包離家出走吧……但植人醬沒有給日狼思考的時間，意志堅決的喊叫。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqklWu3RLwh
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPiD93xs76
「不管！在我看來那動作，無論怎麼看都是違反勇者的道義，身為勇者就是要阻止這種事情發生。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWczvaAxp8c
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqmC85u3OA
「那都是我好嗎，別鬧了，植人醬。」日狼嘆了一口氣，無奈地表示。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC5XTGVHGu
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXlHYMddpf
「不要，你還會在嘴裡嚼嚼嚼，你知不知道想像那畫面多麼的……」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FFjNuHoGa
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「你可以不要看啊……」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPF5gzgR2A
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7sNMzlX9d
「不行！阻止【魔王】作亂，是身為勇者的本份。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3UWjsSDO4
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyjBBCkIxv
「尤其是你還把那麼可愛的小小日狼，用那種方法給吃掉，已經達成了《勇者協會手冊》第四十七頁，第１３１條規定，虐待或殺害小動物的【魔王】，可以直接殲滅。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMYIEkHhdv
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE9Xz9xWxH
「拜託……就只是把黏土嚼一嚼混在一起，然後喀吱喀吱吞下去而已。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6pBa2VjBX
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「不行！！」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6foFGUViFv
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此時，日狼感嘆地向植人提出心中的疑問。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6TYg79tZv
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「植人醬，你一直以來到底把我當【勇者夥伴】還是【魔王】？」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbRQhxZICF
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS0jnniaFg
「兩者都是，而且你【魔王】的身分，還被記錄在勇者征討名單上中，雖然是舊名字，即使躲過我的制裁，但這並不代表其他勇者不能來殲滅你。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAp5TaJXnU
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此刻，日狼突然撲了過去，想搶奪植人醬手上的小小日狼，只不過被植人醬輕鬆的閃過，頭撞到牆壁扁了。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhakxDY4Spw
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「只不過……」植人思考了一下。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDU3EqOHL8
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「只不過什？」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvwJv0cJ6e
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「你現在在勇者手冊上，已經被標記成戰鬥廢材，而且還不會死，我想……大概沒其他勇者對呆狼感興趣，就算吃飽沒事幹，也不會來找你。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe99o8IDppk
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa2XeXtFwu
日狼甩晃了一下頭，又變回正常的樣子。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgSlWucqbd
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHVzglYG5k
「額……勇者手冊那邊怎麼樣，那都不重要，趕快把小小日狼給我啦。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjJFcfQxKA
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00auUOXkXZ
「不行！！！想從勇者手上拿東西，就打贏我吧！！！」植人醬大聲喊叫著。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoiJfGFaZ3
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajj5bkNyLP
「這樣好麻煩喔，就不能直接給嗎？！我是你夥伴耶？」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPba9rDmoFA
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFjaVWSZvn
「你是魔王，我是勇者。沒辦法。」植人醬一副天經地義宣示。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OWD0RGfy2
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrw9ICLlMx
「那你覺得我有甚麼可以贏你？！就比那個吧！」日狼垂下耳朵。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxTHArB5ja
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「我思考一下。」植人醬停止了在床上跳躍，陷入了思考狀態。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvLCu0yhW0
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大約過五分鐘，這五分鐘日狼仍不放棄武力搶奪，但每次都以身體扁掉失敗告終。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy7gBtfQ1r
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「有了！！」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8Qg1F0814
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tlhOn0wq4
植人醬高興地大聲嚷嚷，像是想到甚麼般，開始笑了一下，然後非常正經的慢慢說了一個名詞。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ7rBIRX3a
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「呆毛對戰！！！」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzFcrfEXqb
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「那又是蝦小？！」日狼愣住，聽著植人醬在床上解釋。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCL6p67iHLh
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pDs7FajYr
「那是前陣子在民間很流行的比賽，現在已經被列入每年舉辦一次【星運】的比賽項目，很受歡迎說。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffMg2EELrx
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「所以那到底是甚麼比賽？！」日狼不懂繼續追問著。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqAtpjzUnX
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN4ZqR9WQI
「就是呆毛啦！呆狼！你不會連呆毛都不知道喔？」植人醬對著日狼大聲嚷嚷。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKTvlb0fJ5
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「你可以當我不知道了。」日狼表示。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3dfHk9MYw
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「呆狼。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtLprbCfMl
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植人醬順口表示，然後兔耳抖了幾下，頭髮正中央，翹出了一搓毛，對著日狼講。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TdBtz3ZJM
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「你看我，我示範給你看，這就是呆毛。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0QxjHdeB0
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日狼眼睛瞪得很大，下巴不自覺抬高，完全呆滯的狀態，聽著植人醬繼續講解。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0yfQymA1y
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「呆毛可以這樣。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Dreb2uF4q
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植人醬頭上呆毛正高速的旋轉，那速度已經跟直升機的螺旋槳差不多了。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oZpqdLXwr
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「只不過我太重了，飛不起來。」植人醬幽默地自嘲著，然後繼續補充。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXllBeRtl9B
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1fNsO3aUd
「聽說有些人的還可以當天線用，可以接收一些莫名其妙的訊號。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlKuE39me4
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCx0ntICkl
「額……植人醬。」日狼此時舉手，植人醬看見了。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmUEzu9eqC
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2434MEbQL
「嗯？有何問題。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0avBqEN5rq
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXII3hSKtyT
「你有沒有想過，我哪來的呆毛跟你對打？」日狼吐槽。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9XLHCfX4D
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WWrgMJEDt
「簡單，自己捏一個，反正你都成了黏土怪了。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FoPaxfMcN
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIST6zEeUH
頓時之間，植人醬頭上的呆毛，又縮了回去頭髮之間，然後另一搓呆毛浮了上來，這個呆毛頓時做了個行雲流水般的武功架式，植人醬然後催促著日狼。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3aQHuOjnt
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbDYwWTAUJ
「快啦，我都弄給你看了。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiULCNLq15g
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「一定要嗎？！我覺得無論如何我都打不贏耶！？能不能直接把小小日狼給我，然後我不用咬的總行了吧？」日狼又再度的傻愣住。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc4OXwmXvL
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0vVGrr0qu
「那你說說你要怎辦。」植人醬反問道。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62KDARBQBK
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「反正都是黏土，我揉進身體裡，跟直接咬掉都是一樣的。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKs6RuaY0IO
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日狼提出了方法，植人思考了下表示。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWpBV6hAa9
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「嗯，那就揉進身體裡吧，這我還可以接受。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy8gIzzAWS
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接著植人醬把小小日狼，扔了過去。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6rANB3CPR
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但是——160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDC0sqUbcH
日狼一接到手，很順口地咬了下去，然後喀吱喀吱，就像咬零嘴般的自然，咀嚼了幾下，吞了下去。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZk4M6m7bB
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hp5BZ7BuM
阿！慘了。日狼如此心想，然後望向那豎起紅色兔耳朵的植人醬，開始集氣。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8quki47qy
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NYSNYF7fw
「日狼……」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWJv1jlPBx
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植人醬全身冒出憤怒的鬥氣，頭上出現了無數個青筋。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vUeMEKi4V
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS6PdgImth
「死狼魔王，終於露出原型了齁。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K7pJFkUBW
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpyLWpp5ey
「啊……我想我今天可能要被分成很多個黏土塊了。」此時日狼喃喃自語著。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0Q4uG63GW
160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgWZ1DaJcy
日狼眼睜睜的看見無數個劍刃之氣，朝他自己飛來，穿過他的身軀，劃過他的四肢，切過他的狼耳朵和狼尾巴，他突然領悟分身的無法用言語形容的慘狀是怎麼來的了，像是看開了說了句。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgSDTVRCtf
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「安息吧，我。」160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV9KXHrZiG
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日狼的房間內傳出狼魔王的一陣襖襖哀嚎。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKi0lj6chZ
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