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剛聽完亞瑟會長講完話的日狼，在自己門前常嘆了一口氣，然後打開自己房間的門，開始每日晚間的例行公事。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJfdIC46lj
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但是——136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvsTqWTgAG
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嗯嗯，明明打開的是自己的房門，卻發現又有人在裡面霸佔他的床鋪，而且還不是自己的女友拉普拉斯，也不是自己的分身趁日狼不在時偷睡，也不是他養的寵物詹姆斯再進行抗議。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSF0IJdZxH
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闖入者正在床鋪上練習跳躍，很明顯的看的到一根紅色呆毛在搖晃。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ539tziJgX0
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「額……植人醬……不要在我床上跳好嘛……」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5Joehnu91
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植人醬手上拿小小日狼，一邊在日狼的床鋪上跳，一邊用很堅定的口氣對剛回到房間的日狼大喊。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH2wd6eFqL
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「不，我絕對不會讓你對我的小日狼公仔，咬掉他的頭！！！絕對不！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnsPVD8MU5
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNgbWNh2OV
植人醬又來找日狼麻煩了，日狼如此理解。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdxgeIYK7f
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNz7u8DOG8
「我不是說過了嗎？如果我要取得分身的記憶就得把分身和我混在一起。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU2ii3G0K8
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SnkXBELgz
日狼站在門口那，一邊關門，一邊嘆氣，然後發現角落他的分身倒在那邊，已經成為植人醬練劍的對象，被砍成不知道該如何形容的樣子，四分五裂還不足以形容這慘狀，然後沒有望見詹姆斯的影子，連鼠窩的墊子都被搬走了，不知跑到哪去，日狼想著，詹姆斯該不會打包離家出走吧……但植人醬沒有給日狼思考的時間，意志堅決的喊叫。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gsEtcFhCL
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHsszAqcAs
「不管！在我看來那動作，無論怎麼看都是違反勇者的道義，身為勇者就是要阻止這種事情發生。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXGXgxRaYk
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TzUIS9ixV
「那都是我好嗎，別鬧了，植人醬。」日狼嘆了一口氣，無奈地表示。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U8IbimsJ4
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26VMYbX2NH
「不要，你還會在嘴裡嚼嚼嚼，你知不知道想像那畫面多麼的……」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINaHBL7W2y
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「你可以不要看啊……」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdESTgONozS
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWdDIpKGQx
「不行！阻止【魔王】作亂，是身為勇者的本份。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCRGvYZTV3
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeACg6YJncC
「尤其是你還把那麼可愛的小小日狼，用那種方法給吃掉，已經達成了《勇者協會手冊》第四十七頁，第１３１條規定，虐待或殺害小動物的【魔王】，可以直接殲滅。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r4szYpSnX
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix9W37s2a5
「拜託……就只是把黏土嚼一嚼混在一起，然後喀吱喀吱吞下去而已。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66zYQKViFN
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HZFPMB0eh
「不行！！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR1zVh3DDT
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此時，日狼感嘆地向植人提出心中的疑問。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNiMaEJOfZ
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O8L6Jn7Bh
「植人醬，你一直以來到底把我當【勇者夥伴】還是【魔王】？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEBd8YiNQf
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3LNZLVgfL
「兩者都是，而且你【魔王】的身分，還被記錄在勇者征討名單上中，雖然是舊名字，即使躲過我的制裁，但這並不代表其他勇者不能來殲滅你。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSivuKvrUq
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此刻，日狼突然撲了過去，想搶奪植人醬手上的小小日狼，只不過被植人醬輕鬆的閃過，頭撞到牆壁扁了。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOJz9KAwa6
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsboJLgepZ9
「只不過……」植人思考了一下。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjUidT44Ft
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArqqpfHEbV
「只不過什？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQZyrPblUA
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「你現在在勇者手冊上，已經被標記成戰鬥廢材，而且還不會死，我想……大概沒其他勇者對呆狼感興趣，就算吃飽沒事幹，也不會來找你。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq4SUjEeSy
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSK6LX6pdP
日狼甩晃了一下頭，又變回正常的樣子。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTy805Qly7
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFEb75lD3x
「額……勇者手冊那邊怎麼樣，那都不重要，趕快把小小日狼給我啦。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQszGqIEhSI
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG4m6SE8Ih
「不行！！！想從勇者手上拿東西，就打贏我吧！！！」植人醬大聲喊叫著。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilVzANPWal
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7X4SrM97V
「這樣好麻煩喔，就不能直接給嗎？！我是你夥伴耶？」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdbOE9r4yK
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppvJQv8EEY
「你是魔王，我是勇者。沒辦法。」植人醬一副天經地義宣示。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p3iGmIqsR
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jT9ag3cfG
「那你覺得我有甚麼可以贏你？！就比那個吧！」日狼垂下耳朵。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnYMhTp0Oz
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwViVNVrpgB
「我思考一下。」植人醬停止了在床上跳躍，陷入了思考狀態。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AHpAWqjP1
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCj0rxJ4sf
大約過五分鐘，這五分鐘日狼仍不放棄武力搶奪，但每次都以身體扁掉失敗告終。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZXtCpjSUj
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9CL5ysUE8
「有了！！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3X9LPrc5e
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9e7SJhcfs
植人醬高興地大聲嚷嚷，像是想到甚麼般，開始笑了一下，然後非常正經的慢慢說了一個名詞。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwI0mgvSzF
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrHjxY7rXk
「呆毛對戰！！！」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlnp9N5mgc
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwu84PKXmZ
「那又是蝦小？！」日狼愣住，聽著植人醬在床上解釋。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAbOhnY96y
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmgtFrJaKF
「那是前陣子在民間很流行的比賽，現在已經被列入每年舉辦一次【星運】的比賽項目，很受歡迎說。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5keQHaOLGd
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「所以那到底是甚麼比賽？！」日狼不懂繼續追問著。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIpWkbU3lx
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMVXWzosuo
「就是呆毛啦！呆狼！你不會連呆毛都不知道喔？」植人醬對著日狼大聲嚷嚷。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPqKskRr8x
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「你可以當我不知道了。」日狼表示。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bfNZUApzv
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6LKyYuZMF
「呆狼。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKzPWnPotB
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBYgWcq8T9
植人醬順口表示，然後兔耳抖了幾下，頭髮正中央，翹出了一搓毛，對著日狼講。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirjAsi5jE2
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w0lPUjWTs
「你看我，我示範給你看，這就是呆毛。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9sKWOgfP3
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日狼眼睛瞪得很大，下巴不自覺抬高，完全呆滯的狀態，聽著植人醬繼續講解。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NnPLkJcFu
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYQkci3BAP
「呆毛可以這樣。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBrDMtm1MH
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgHFPw4eaL
植人醬頭上呆毛正高速的旋轉，那速度已經跟直升機的螺旋槳差不多了。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdBpFGZTtB
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKEYA5KEh2
「只不過我太重了，飛不起來。」植人醬幽默地自嘲著，然後繼續補充。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDysueWLPs4
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaQN8S72Cp
「聽說有些人的還可以當天線用，可以接收一些莫名其妙的訊號。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOV5QdzrsQj
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDZlAa2G3o
「額……植人醬。」日狼此時舉手，植人醬看見了。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCI5tO4qCU
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9S8YqriwE
「嗯？有何問題。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfAQpeO0FK
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyVPH3rKIW
「你有沒有想過，我哪來的呆毛跟你對打？」日狼吐槽。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZBmnWjf2y
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKvVzsDCHY
「簡單，自己捏一個，反正你都成了黏土怪了。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnW4dpBrry
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuI3pPCa3N
頓時之間，植人醬頭上的呆毛，又縮了回去頭髮之間，然後另一搓呆毛浮了上來，這個呆毛頓時做了個行雲流水般的武功架式，植人醬然後催促著日狼。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ049HchxALJ
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyC8w4rA8Na
「快啦，我都弄給你看了。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61G5gKfbWz
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJtUSIEvmB
「一定要嗎？！我覺得無論如何我都打不贏耶！？能不能直接把小小日狼給我，然後我不用咬的總行了吧？」日狼又再度的傻愣住。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0Mumb9oMY
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyGZ7WdlhW
「那你說說你要怎辦。」植人醬反問道。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ5H1XD92l
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxJte6IWbS
「反正都是黏土，我揉進身體裡，跟直接咬掉都是一樣的。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzcJ7tLBDv
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS56H7u9Jws
日狼提出了方法，植人思考了下表示。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTF9ALZ0nc
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0B9BJpy8H
「嗯，那就揉進身體裡吧，這我還可以接受。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaV6xL6uSD
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTQhZzrYcQ
接著植人醬把小小日狼，扔了過去。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXcsKLs0Ym
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但是——136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0rCiCCuCv
日狼一接到手，很順口地咬了下去，然後喀吱喀吱，就像咬零嘴般的自然，咀嚼了幾下，吞了下去。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoQU9McpCT
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtD5HZ92kS
阿！慘了。日狼如此心想，然後望向那豎起紅色兔耳朵的植人醬，開始集氣。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiFA23PGws
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QbbZndQMt
「日狼……」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk7CJwpf58
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa9lNV2Fhd
植人醬全身冒出憤怒的鬥氣，頭上出現了無數個青筋。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdE8VTjcJi
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLQ7GqrZmn
「死狼魔王，終於露出原型了齁。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneqH95SWHT
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOf8IhiFRY
「啊……我想我今天可能要被分成很多個黏土塊了。」此時日狼喃喃自語著。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHVzWJtDFN
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWFi2hSUA2
日狼眼睜睜的看見無數個劍刃之氣，朝他自己飛來，穿過他的身軀，劃過他的四肢，切過他的狼耳朵和狼尾巴，他突然領悟分身的無法用言語形容的慘狀是怎麼來的了，像是看開了說了句。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78hAm8fbFV
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EqisABkQF
「安息吧，我。」136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnz6wfrfHI8
136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9cYUqYbX9
日狼的房間內傳出狼魔王的一陣襖襖哀嚎。136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdz4YGRAvJ2
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