古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,299Please respect copyright.PENANAygtMovSJ0C
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。299Please respect copyright.PENANAc1bky4yYMw
於是貼出徵婚啟事:299Please respect copyright.PENANA9nsSZjcson
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。299Please respect copyright.PENANAtuOGqPOm9r
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,299Please respect copyright.PENANAIbotwMTCIG
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,299Please respect copyright.PENANAQPp0B94ORi
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,299Please respect copyright.PENANAU1sbQb64bF
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,299Please respect copyright.PENANASQpqnyXeKL
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,299Please respect copyright.PENANAbeyneqPv31
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,299Please respect copyright.PENANALflM0ccPiu
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,299Please respect copyright.PENANAooBDMBn8pT
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,299Please respect copyright.PENANA9zAJXDakrX
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。299Please respect copyright.PENANAyt1Q9KjpK8
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,299Please respect copyright.PENANAh051DrqD7e
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:299Please respect copyright.PENANAO2griT9aV1
可喜我文質彬彬。299Please respect copyright.PENANAl1bFIPT0kP
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!299Please respect copyright.PENANAf6gMp4VOfF
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,299Please respect copyright.PENANA6e3rZCj9TF
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:299Please respect copyright.PENANAMnTFY25xUn
可喜我文質彬彬。299Please respect copyright.PENANA4PB4KotdWj
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!299Please respect copyright.PENANAMVAz1C3rr7
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,299Please respect copyright.PENANA4PlWN7jh9d
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,299Please respect copyright.PENANABU9hGWMcQ9
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!299Please respect copyright.PENANAQyeX5HlIod
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,299Please respect copyright.PENANAgFEffgHE5A
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,299Please respect copyright.PENANAZZ9sl0WFCm
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:299Please respect copyright.PENANARMjgXuUpiK
可喜我文質彬彬。299Please respect copyright.PENANAgPJNkfNefk
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!299Please respect copyright.PENANAPUvtgHaJER
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!299Please respect copyright.PENANAMP9V1WIZ6B
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。299Please respect copyright.PENANAKAUvwddeUj
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。299Please respect copyright.PENANAMAmWshiJ7B
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。299Please respect copyright.PENANAijsTKGpkoB
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