古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWNu5S4u9q
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEWt3pJf5G
於是貼出徵婚啟事：270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34F1qlAnEC
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q8YRu7Yvv
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19mXRtJsaw
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAA6GuVX7f
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16NY23v11A
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGciC0ukGu2
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCR7PvSvfC
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMwU4NOmsL
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBGEk2l7uk
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogNMze0uCD
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xuzpjZJjy
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkfHbgn6Ap
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4QYVjB5ih
可喜我文質彬彬。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsRlRMofVQ
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCAPtzJ6FC
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfc5Zqu83O
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7V6Segybc
可喜我文質彬彬。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXOs5XIZpA
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsK5aN9aYR
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qFqYiucM3
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eIZ7zxpDI
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrxKAqt4DF
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4XKSSEFNP
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5e3hfMGLl
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLtdZKUi4J
可喜我文質彬彬。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGInEm9flU
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQneXeDnab
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不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa3ZyPC62C
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZjMlrM1ji
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCbiOi7cAo
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其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzINwD9BGA
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