古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9TV20JdAV
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8bxnIKgTB
於是貼出徵婚啟事：320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWcicc4EjG
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18P3QguFVB
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJhDGLuGw6
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjluHXQwzdk
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4h5RlNQrzH
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpkRyFwBRX
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvBU07dKuF
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S6I41roCg
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltLPdH0tls
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF5LVfOSEv
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0MGdusLRW
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0cMHClNum
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAlquIR2CU
可喜我文質彬彬。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgol2Dhbega
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf078gnNxAD
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOQkjtDTL9
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrxLrFIrNs
可喜我文質彬彬。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR21p4Ooew6
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6hfKC1Gri
320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTYdvmCbLg
第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6CNxCfb8D
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BIC8jBymK
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohe888hz1j
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCHnGkmuaA
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y5HQ741pN
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xjGH9ilA1
可喜我文質彬彬。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVY1rvJvbv
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTZPyOz81y
320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIirmg9xOg
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYwMhiYVZE
320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtvfxqjgyE
此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzvAL7MLdO
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVQet9KtCx
320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFs3nJEEbQ
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuqaVHuBf1
320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbHwhF8njh
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