古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,257Please respect copyright.PENANAjiFBmBxwSG
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。257Please respect copyright.PENANA089KnDxcP6
於是貼出徵婚啟事:257Please respect copyright.PENANAwJ1PGTIzs5
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。257Please respect copyright.PENANAbx2YBLEj5c
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,257Please respect copyright.PENANA2Cg6bakkEZ
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,257Please respect copyright.PENANAq4d6k3SCfp
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,257Please respect copyright.PENANAY4SAq1YGab
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,257Please respect copyright.PENANAJ32WykQIzr
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,257Please respect copyright.PENANAnHYyBvVyn8
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,257Please respect copyright.PENANATfoDkUPAmQ
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,257Please respect copyright.PENANAdw5StZ5td1
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,257Please respect copyright.PENANA2bQW5c9vFg
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。257Please respect copyright.PENANAtygmHtm0BA
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,257Please respect copyright.PENANA5W3LqvS2CB
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:257Please respect copyright.PENANA7AvMmgZwbT
可喜我文質彬彬。257Please respect copyright.PENANAuAxIp37rUH
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!257Please respect copyright.PENANAm50HhWSuAY
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,257Please respect copyright.PENANA4bOIsjnAzc
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:257Please respect copyright.PENANAOpnUgqkLm0
可喜我文質彬彬。257Please respect copyright.PENANALbnli51c3e
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!257Please respect copyright.PENANATD1agU4l6Q
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,257Please respect copyright.PENANAJDs2pPnUhX
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,257Please respect copyright.PENANAzVwxLOkKSy
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!257Please respect copyright.PENANA7GmJFQY12U
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,257Please respect copyright.PENANAlruSmb3joZ
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,257Please respect copyright.PENANAWOxkHyYsmm
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:257Please respect copyright.PENANAARniqoa2fv
可喜我文質彬彬。257Please respect copyright.PENANAEby3iQSmsw
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!257Please respect copyright.PENANAqNy4TldLc4
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!257Please respect copyright.PENANAXXode2XvgT
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。257Please respect copyright.PENANAfmkGP9HdOj
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。257Please respect copyright.PENANAjHBr56QdzI
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。257Please respect copyright.PENANAXgHYRiPMDb
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