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番外/ 誰來當主人

Martian writer Martian writer
Dec 13, 2023 323 2 Mins Read
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泰德戴著誓言頸環的情況

  

如果卡斯托魯是主人：

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：泰德，我命令你...

：吃兩份晚餐

：把聖典7700章抄一遍

：拖著卡車輪胎繞教會跑兩圈

：打死一百個訓練人偶

：經過特訓後，你一定會變得更強

：這是一天的特訓量327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CGwFNZ0TH

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如果安緹菈是主人：

安：okay，首先做個後空翻

泰德做了個後空翻。

泰：是這樣嗎？ 

安：我命令你連做十個後空翻

：我命令你... 這個學過嗎？

安緹菈拿起五顆球拋接一遍。

泰：沒有

安：我命令你拋接五顆球十遍。

：哇喔，成功了。來測試看極限到哪，我命令你...脫...掉上衣好了。

泰：喂！ 

頸環浮現一行字“禁止傷風敗俗行為”

：好吧，我命令你，阿，走看看鋼索

：接下來跳火圈

：站在紅酒塔上

泰：阿！！ 請停下來！ 

安：泰德，要不要跟我組雜耍團？

泰：我不要！

最後安緹菈辭掉主教工作，成為馬戲團團長。

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如果拉普拉多魯是主人：

拉：先幫我施肥吧

：對，就是這樣 

：澆花也麻煩你喔

：辛苦了，要喝花茶嗎？

327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEIXJkbVXI

泰：這些事，好像不用頸環也可以做

拉：對啊。（微笑）

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327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NCvWnXZLg

如果是米卡傑小龍當主人：

米：噗嚕嗶！

泰：阿，我想也是

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學會說話後：

米：跟我玩

：要去哪裡，我也要去

：跟我玩

：跟我玩

：我也要去

：最喜歡主人了

：哈克連，要去哪，我也要去

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同場加映：

如果弗拉烏被戴上頸環。

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卡斯托魯： 

：把你房間所有寫真集找出來

：教會裏藏的也找出來

：堆在一起

：然後點火

：對，點火

：我命令你出席所有彌撒、禮拜，到死為止

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安緹菈：

：縛

：眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛眠痛

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泰德：

：不要靠近我，你這變態主教！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaC27SRNHK

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#0 Intro
#1 刀鋒上的化妝舞會
#2 希望罵得髒話都能變成他的墳頭草
#3 大人的痛痛消失魔法
#4 海狸是魚
#5 今晚適合被辭退
#6 混蛋總是活很久
#7 作惡一時，作惡一世?
#8 不自由吾寧...噢，已經死了 (上)
#9 不自由吾寧...噢，已經死了(下)
#10 神? 笑死(上)
#11 神?笑死(下)
#12 人肉好吃嗎?
#13 生者的謊言
#14 靈魂是什麼味道?
#15 番外/ 誰來當主人
#16 我發誓，真的打不過他
#17 禽獸總是衣冠楚楚
#18 不可以瑟瑟
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