前情提要，我和加里在數學測驗被恆老師當掉，連同其他同學共10人，被迫周日回校補課。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl3fsPj69h
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約定時間為朝早九點，我們早在五十分到達。房室門鎖未開，一行人在走廊等候。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y89YLpKvm
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在平時上學的地方，看見各位同學的便裝打扮，感覺挺新鮮的。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PeMTCDLgA
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大林穿著黑色皮衣配牛仔褲。女王星是成熟的商務裝長裙。兩人站在一起，是小姐與流氓的組合。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpG7mFhLXY
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大林：「就叫你不要無端白事地抱上來。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTB4zOnQKk
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女王星：「你討厭這樣嗎？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkbIYtUWx2
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大林：「無關討厭不討厭，你害我看不到手機。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyWSE07rMh
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女王星：「那麼我挪開一點點吧。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDoGeK1Vjy
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大林：「你倒是放開我啊。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQqqzJMU2j
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顯然以小姐與流氓來說，這對的攻受調轉了。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96fuS8FD4m
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「早安，朝早就如此恩恩愛愛呢。」麻油臉帶斜笑。他穿著襯衫長褲，典形的文青造形。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPOeQSBVtI
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「真是的，痴纏得令人不忍直視。」櫻郎說。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ph3yayEnY
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「+1」浣熊說。
櫻郎和浣熊都化著慘白的妝容，誇張攻擊性的髮型，還有過量裝飾的衣著。我仿佛聽到結他的尖叫。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRycvIK4d0
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望著那兩人，我和麻油不約而同地開口，「「你們的打扮才令人不忍直視吧！」」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdSDu1Ofb4
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「我們的樂團在表演後通宵慶祝。今朝一醒就趕過來，慌忙得連卸妝都忘記了。」浣熊說。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHSOBwV1Ob
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「原來櫻郎也有玩樂團喔？」大林說。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGjeZQYm63
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「我是新加入的鼓手。」他說。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ARV26n1Ox
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「這些傢伙真是胡鬧啊。」卡特說罷轉頭過來，「然後呢，這傢伙為何如此安靜？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkU7iSGfsz
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我順著他的說話望向加里，她灰頭土臉地靠著牆壁，像某燃燒殆盡的拳手一樣。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JCzlCfM8g
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「假日被罰回校補課，不能去追自己喜歡的CP，歸根究底都是她自作孽罷了。卡特也要注意，不要變成像她這樣的人。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Us0qsGE1U
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「吓？」卡特(?)一臉狐疑地望著我。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIihS9kbAl
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我這下才醒覺自己認錯人了，「對不起，哈普瑪！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vRRIvTUIf
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「沒關係，多謝你們跟卡特做好朋友。」哈普瑪禮貌的笑一笑，然後接著說，「但是一碼歸一碼，我希望你們不要帶壞我的兄弟。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwC5kIvm9e
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我心中一攥，嚴肅的接話，「當中是不是有誤會？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGuZkot35u
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「最近他傳過來的訊息，常常有看不懂的文字。甚麼是UWU？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWopFaxQQN6
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「嗯？你不知道卡特是獸控嗎？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5RyuRUb0k
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哈普瑪瞪大眼睛，額頭突起青筋，「甚麼是獸控！？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30oFpuFRUs
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糟糕！我好像太多嘴了！「這個你當面問他吧！由當時人親自解釋會比較好！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluMejur8Jo
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「給我解釋清楚！該不會是不良嗜好吧！？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XziVST3sc
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沉默的加里低聲嘀咕，「不是嗜好，是性癖。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasm1nW0Qvn
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哈普瑪：「那是甚麼鬼啊！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa9YKuHkT1
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我：「加里不要多嘴！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOcH5Nmjak
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？？？︰「嗚啊！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCzIJa1NKA
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突如其來的尖叫打斷我們，大家看向單膝跪地的男同學。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK1Y7yv49z
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櫻郎立即上前關心，「白龍，你沒事嗎？」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEYy29Ztrt
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男同學有一頭亂糟糟的短髮，特濃黑眼圈，左眼蓋著紗布，肩膀披著破爛的外套，手臂包著繃帶。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZbumnrtvf
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「右手的傷痕正在隱隱作痛，龍孃尤莉亞就在附近，嗚啊！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwsIRGylc8
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我應該從那兒開始解釋好呢？真是的，中二病屬性明明有大宇宙一個就夠了。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmDlgXiYW4
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辯才天中學的渙舶瀧，座號3，超不幸學生。暱稱白龍，靈魂受到詛咒，命犯天煞。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqd3k4j98s
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白龍掩住包紗布的眼睛咬牙切齒，「我看見了，災厄的影子正在接近！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMU7MsYsn5
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櫻郎一臉不置可否，「說甚麼啦，讓我扶你起身。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwZ6gR5PYA
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樓梯傳來腳步聲，女生從樓上衝下來，「對不起，我犯糊塗跑錯班房了！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiTwnM8JQ9
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兩顆水球彈來彈去，在場的男生個個血脈沸騰，我和大林板起嘴臉雙眼發直。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Z6BMXHlFy
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冷不防，女生左腳絆右腳，失衡摔下樓梯！237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHZA0slTjr
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「危險！快避開！」白龍快手一推，推開了櫻郎！任由自己的身影被巨影吞噬！237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡap9NklDIfZ
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很誇張的『碰』一聲！墊在女生下方的白龍兩眼反白，昏死過去。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtqzgx9524
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女生吃力的爬起來，多得白龍的犧牲，身體別無大礙，「小瀧！？不不不不不不！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcVhTrk3s3
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哈普瑪嚇得臉都拉長了，「快點聯絡醫療室！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8oqKvznrJ
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加里瞇著眼，漫不經心的說，「這種程度沒事的啦，不要大驚小怪卡特。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rukHZbbQ3
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「這傢伙頭破血流啊！還有我是哈普瑪！」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG20u5Ddutp
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我：「對白龍來說，這算輕微擦傷罷了。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0olAfD4YXO
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那個女生是同屬辯才天中學的乎龍孃，座號4，災厄型學生。暱稱尤莉亞，名副其實的移動天災，所到之處災難不斷。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXcez4ZjwD
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加里：「尤莉亞的帶衰能力屬於因果定律級，你也要當心不要被卷入其中，卡特。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqNtK2G17O
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「都說我是哈普瑪。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfsIwxNLlT
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加里：「不過，只要白龍在場，所有的不幸都會由他承受，所以無須擔心。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRW5cTVIBg
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麻油笑說，「嘻嘻，我有點想代他受罪呢。」237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ2IHSn9I7
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不久後，恆老師來打開課室門，我們渡過了沉悶的補課時間。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPrim6LmpN
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順帶一提，加里到最後依然把哈普瑪誤認成卡特。237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7irbRkNF2
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