我的名字是方潤宜，聖華書院的社會科老師。
本來社會科就比中英數之類的主科輕鬆，工作上也不容易積累壓力。偏偏今年我被指派為6EX班的班主任，說到這個我的胃就開始隱隱作痛……247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGu3i46IiM
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跨校合作特殊教育模式，讓不同文化背景的學生共冶一爐，互相交流，分享經驗，探討對學習產生的影響，其真實目的是大型相親活動——噢，這個你們聽過了？247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigmiLFc4xf
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當我從校董會聽到這個計劃時，我果斷確定那些老頭子全都戀愛喜劇看多了！247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4yorXsLiE
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應對少子化是一個複雜的問題，需要綜合多種因素進行考慮和處理。正確的做法是改善家庭經濟環境，提供更好的托兒服務，促進工作與家庭平衡，加強性別平等，提供長期照護，宣傳生育，吸引國外移民……對不起，職業病發作。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqHEtYahJt
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總言之，作為應對少子化的政策，特殊教育模式的成本效益之低，好比開著剷泥車來舀字母湯，再一邊玩拼字遊戲！247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXBXmgcdpM
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我本人思想守舊，每次討論『中學生應否談戀愛』我都必定投反對票。不應該讓莘莘學子太早接觸男女感情，他們這個年齡只需盡情謳歌青春就好。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzjBdlu1bz
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雖然我打從心底裡反對開班，但這是校董會一致通過的議案，就算我不滿意也只能實行。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82XKgTPOc3
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作為特殊班的班主任，被指示的工作只有監視。異性接觸100%OK，倒不如說無任歡迎。
一個月後的最後上課日是情人節，離別的悲傷加上節日氣氛，情侶們坦誠告白，最後在告別派對上OOXX……247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3fSRlhExf
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扯遠了…扯遠了……247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VW81q2SyK
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如此這般，一個原本輕鬆賺薪水的職位，如今卻成為我胃痛的病因。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4BcuM666I
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今天的最後一節是自修課，臨近放學各位同學都已經放鬆心神，聊天時忘記要注意音量。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesKFNaOJmm
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不過，這不是不能接受的，我也開明地隻眼開隻眼閉。直到那個頭上紮著團子的女生跳出來：247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjjxMshwak
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「遊戲時間！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNB7C1WG0j
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「耶耶耶~！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8wn37KN5E
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咦？發生甚麼事了？全班跟著起哄，戴眼鏡的女同學捧著紙箱，到處收集紙卡。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJUps3YVIQ
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甚麼跟甚麼？只有我一個人在狀況外嗎！？247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQqDkx8Mvo
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團子女生不知不覺就來到教桌旁，帶領著班上氣氛，「大家都寫好了？那麼，準備開始抽獎！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnulOLhRbpl
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「等等！慢著！」我大聲叫停！「你是…荃同學，你們想做甚麼！？」
我認得她，荃春華，校董會標記要重點監察的學生。夠膽在理科室衝浪的超超超問題青年！247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNDD0pFHqO
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「小方真見外喔！和大家一起叫我加里就行！」她搭著我的肩套近乎。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmE7pTddKj
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『小方』！？到了這個年紀，還有人幫我改暱稱，感覺有點高興！247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lk8gUT1eC
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「嘛，玩點小遊戲也不是不行，注意不要玩過頭就好。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcVOiKIaik
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「嘻嘻，那麼公平起見，就由小方來當裁判吧！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh8iOzc92w
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「我要做甚麼？」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVyjqvKCpA
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「玩法很簡單，從這兩個箱内抽出號碼和指令，然後該座號的同學就要執行紙卡上的命令，很簡單吧？」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng05ST2hsc
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「不會有奇怪的命令吧？」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9Bg5etVI7
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「大概，不會吧？大家應該知道分寸？」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNufROwwj4e
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「……」班房突然鴉雀無聲。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0m8D3UP3Z
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我：「讓人放心不下！要是太過份，我一定會阻止！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4AAeQKmYo
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加里：「那就由我來身先士卒！小方請抽指令卡！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFRHCJByds
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跟學生瞎攪和，像個笨蛋似的。我伸手入箱内，抽出一張紙卡。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4r3Fk1Jlr
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「和一位同學接吻……！！？」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBahojeBOG
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一來直接出重頭戲！？這班學生也太離譜了吧！247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikV8gfkzM1
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「誰啊！誰寫這種糟糕的命令！」我大喊道。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mhgIc3f70
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「……」加里悄悄舉起手，咬著嘴唇，苦惱地皺眉。一副踩到自己放的地雷的樣子。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGak4q81WGn
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等等，這算被容許的範圍内嗎？為了校董會的計劃順利進行，現在不要干涉比較好？247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDQSe3TGwz
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雖然加里看來玩得很開，但是這種污辱清白的行為一定要阻止啊！247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacINnjUnlM
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「那個…既然是我寫的，可以不算數嗎？」加里說。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoG704HqUV
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「開甚麼玩笑！」「親親！」「哈哈哈！你看看你！」「不要逃避啊！」噓聲此起彼落。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMOpQOwkve
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「可惡！既然如此！沙織！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp0ORwIOi3
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「在！」眼鏡女生拋出水瓶。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZvxaINSbM
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加里單手接住，灌飲起來。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCt1lbpTzBH
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「間接接吻也算接吻！想跟我鬥，還早十年啦！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoaLlJfYGZ
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「混蛋！」「賴皮！」「把這傢伙拖出去斬！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPJKXQYNF5
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全班跟著起哄。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN26qTpvv1i
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下回待續……247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxBvFMjhzc
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