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我是死神。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGM5bv4tq5
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真心不騙喔，我就是那個人所共知，負責收割靈魂，引領亡者的死亡之神。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4CarCUx98
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我接下來要說的故事，背景非常複雜，解釋起來很麻煩的關係，就讓我簡單概括地一句帶過吧。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBq5SKsIR6
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總之，世界末日人類死光了。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQyfywFJuz
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我終於不用再關心某某地方一分鐘死多少個人甚麼的。從奔波勞碌的工作中得到解放，開始我的悠長假期。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWdz8n0PgG
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首先，我用一年時間環繞地球步行一圈，之後我又用一年倒後再行一圈。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda7PnZI2dG
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我度了身上每根骨頭的長度，發現左臂比右臂長0.5cm。右腳尾趾第二節不知丟到那了，只要我閒得夠久，相信總有一天會找到的。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPwkbD0WVr
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我養了貓，20隻。其中3隻我特別喜歡的，『咪咪』『貓貓』『貓子』，我把牠們的名字刻在肋骨以作紀念。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY38ATDJ7hP
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我用化工廠的煙囪製作史上最大的可樂噴泉，噴得到處都是可樂和萬樂珠。之後那一帶變成了『真•老鼠樂園』。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorqM2Ip9UA
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還有更多林林總總的活兒，當我把想做的都做過後，打算倒立再圍繞地球一圈時，我聽到嬰兒的哭號。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YFZDrqOwe
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那是在冬夜發生的事，我在醫院裡找到一個損壞的冷凍睡眠倉。這是奇蹟嗎？其他的睡眠倉都在末日時斷電停機，内容物全都上天堂跟家人團聚了。唯有這個活了下來。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmBVuCXweY
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這是聖子降臨嗎？還是聖誕老人的禮物？336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXehZ6ggrAp
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這個孩子在廢墟裡奄奄一息，我的假期放得太久了，難得的工作反而令人興奮起來！我的老拍檔，收割者大鐮刀正飢渴難耐！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1YXV44Bzk
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話說回來，這孩子個體真小喔，只比顆南瓜大一點點。這種程度用收割者小剪刀便足矣，根本無法得到滿足感吧！倒不如說會徒增空虛！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvlrnkz5gG
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稍為把這孩子養大一點，大到值得用鐮刀收割，到時才取她性命！雖然養育孩子超出我的業務範圍，但我還是嘗試去做了。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5SIqULZNf
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反正我很閒嘛！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwHs2KuKtL
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人類留下來的科技真方便，我只是接通電源而已，醫院的智能系統便自動運作，我只需要陪伴在側便好。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdLrwfE8pk
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我替她取名為蘇耶。小孩大得快，轉眼間已經成長到能開口叫我死神老爹。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zn3qUf0mc
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我見時候差不多了，便開始計劃殺死她！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iZCLFMgzw
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我會悄悄把魚骨混進一般食物裡，她必須學會細心嘴嚼食物，不小心哽到骨頭便會死！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5she5avby
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我送她不合時宜的衣服！讓她自己安排適合的服裝，穿太多或穿太少，辛苦都由自己承受！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6OTTHLCNK
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我教導她分辨植物的種類，讓她知道吃下有毒植物後，死狀有多痛苦！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3eJkg2oUy
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我會在走廊倒水，再接上電源通電！她須要時刻警惕環境，心神鬆懈隨時一命嗚呼！順帶一提，後續的清理工作超麻煩，試過一次便決定以後不再做。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKy2gp886N
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蘇耶曾經問我，為甚麼要教她關於外面世界的知識。醫院的出入口都被瓦礫堵住，她明明無法離開這裡。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTBYvRGJi4
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那是讓她知道外面的世界有多遼闊！困在這間醫院形同井底之蛙！慢慢吮泣悲憤的淚水吧！哈哈哈哈哈哈！！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVMG4GPt7h
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時光飛逝，渡過了日月如梭的十六年。蘇耶福大命大，居然能捱過死神的試煉存活至今！我在這個地方停留太久了，該出發展開下一段旅程。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUeiuPa1a0
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我對蘇耶說，在今年的聖誕節，也是當年我收養她的日子，我將永遠離開她。直到生命到達終點，我們才會重逢。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc4bDHCLpm
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接著，她嚎啕大哭，哭到差點原地往生。我見過無數聲淚俱下的場面，但這是第一次有人因為我而哭泣。我好歹也是個神喔，當下卻束手無策。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W7P6hGohi
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我為了哄她而舉行一場聖誕派對，用紅色和綠色的零食包裝報置場景，豎起食堂的長桌，再在上面畫聖誕樹。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhGDHqoD7B
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在燭光裡一起吃『聖誕大餐』，把火雞味薯片和薄餅味薯片混著吃。又用布簾拉起銀幕，連續看完兩集Home Alone。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv96Z89w6f
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最後，我們交換禮物。
蘇耶送給我的，是一對小鈴鐺。聲音搖起來很沉實，不像正常的那麼清脆。她說自己依照書本描述親手製作的。金屬外殼裡頭，放著兩顆乳齒。她說，希望以後聽到鈴鐺的聲音，就知道我在附近。真是個機靈的孩子，我將鈴鐺掛在鐮刀上做裝飾。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvJ6mePkeR
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我送給蘇耶的禮物，由大紙箱裝住。包著紫色花紙和金色絲帶，拿上手沉甸甸的。我跟她約好，這件禮物要等我走後才能打開。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWPjsZACSj
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終於，我告別蘇耶，獨自踏上旅途。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDYKfA5H9F
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我見證著人類歷史的興衰，獨自漂泊百萬年。然而，這十六年的時光，卻使我對過去的日子感到陌生。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw9czYlQcC
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之後的年月裡，我回到自由的生活。我養了更多貓，多到懶得每隻改名。我走遍地球每一個角落，找回了遺失的腳趾骨(馬里亞納海溝) 。倒立完成第三次環繞地球之行。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTx5BiFocD
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對了，關於我送給蘇耶的禮物，那是一箱泥土。是的，隨處可見，隨手抓一把的泥土。很可惜的，我無法看到她拆開禮物的表情。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW6FmwC0on
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斗轉星移，我無意中回到那所廢墟醫院。地板長滿了雜草，外牆佈滿灰塵污垢，害我差點認不出來。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiE2QiGBfs
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走進醫院，我彷彿進入了被遺棄的夢境。室內庭園的天窗，曾經是陽光灑落的地方，現在卻被一棵大樹的根系完全撕裂開來，玻璃散落一地。這棵巨樹生長在廢墟中央，宛如一個生命力旺盛的守護者。雄偉的樹幹向上延伸，直達自由的天空。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmUqu1GHUV
