第二章 地獄般的日常(冰漾)49Please respect copyright.PENANAoOdAnHsL80
49Please respect copyright.PENANATCkEWPKaY7
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「唉......」伸手取下晒竿上的最後一件衣物,褚冥漾大大的嘆出了今天下午的第三次氣,好似這麼做,就能夠排解掉鬱積心中的煩悶情緒。但可想而知,這並不管用。49Please respect copyright.PENANA9DdcKO0Vjv
49Please respect copyright.PENANAaAQ4tsCWEX
「哈哈哈!來抓我呀!抓不到吧!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAB4oXndLcmv
「嘻嘻!跑那麼慢一定抓不到人的啦!」49Please respect copyright.PENANADeQ5t1WbC2
「你們別跑啦......」49Please respect copyright.PENANA8qqak0nTA8
49Please respect copyright.PENANABagJOWTLF8
突地,從陽台下方傳來了孩子們的嬉鬧聲,褚冥漾好奇地向下一看,發現是一群剛放學的小學生,正在公園裡玩著鬼抓人的遊戲,原本有些緊張的心,放鬆了一下。49Please respect copyright.PENANA8KJWWyW3Me
49Please respect copyright.PENANAvaFHkZ9fRN
還好是鬼抓人,要是什麼棒球或足球之類的球類運動,一定會『不小心』偏離軌道,然後砸到我頭上的。49Please respect copyright.PENANAa31z43rVv5
49Please respect copyright.PENANA7EUvqvpogs
對自己的衰運很有自覺的褚冥漾,煩躁地抬起空著的右手,耙了耙自己的頭髮,便雙手扛起了堆滿衣服的塑膠籃,轉身走進了屋裡,輕輕用腳關上了落地窗,把屋外的嬉鬧聲隔絕於外。49Please respect copyright.PENANAcvy9QyNUr4
49Please respect copyright.PENANADMit61yjug
嘛......雖然生活是有比以前方便了啦......可是我這種SOHO族其實也不需要住在那麼好的地方......又不需要常常出門......49Please respect copyright.PENANAnQ5RTCVfWW
49Please respect copyright.PENANAUplqfHkZK2
想到這個房子優良的地理位置,身後那個市內最大的公園、距離家門五分鐘的捷運站、僅隔兩條街的大賣場......褚冥漾搖了搖頭,覺得自己住在這裡真是暴殄天物啊!49Please respect copyright.PENANAQjeVWAgHT5
49Please respect copyright.PENANAhtmHeAHtFV
真是!我這種體質住在這種人多又便利地方,萬一走出去就被十個花瓶砸死怎麼辦!會直接從活人進化為死人的!連傷患這個過程都不會有!49Please respect copyright.PENANAJVKl8K9AK5
49Please respect copyright.PENANA2PbI8MBBdn
一面在心理默默地念叨著,一面卻輕輕地將塑膠籃內在客廳內的沙發旁放好,並拿出一件件籃內的衣服,就這麼在沙發上折了起來,折好的衣服也有計劃地分類疊好。49Please respect copyright.PENANAtEvaMGJike
49Please respect copyright.PENANA3scT2cayAq
從那行雲流水的動作中,不難看出他其實十分習慣做這項家事。但,當褚冥漾拿起一件明顯比之前的幾件衣服大了一號的襯衫時,原本順暢的動作卻猛地僵住了,變得戰戰兢兢了起來,彷彿手中是一件價值萬金的易碎品一般。49Please respect copyright.PENANAiUca5iTi5v
49Please respect copyright.PENANAMGhsubPhXC
天啊!如果不小心沒弄好,一定會被學長揍的啦!那隻暴力的紅眼殺人兔......49Please respect copyright.PENANAS2yJvLQohq
49Please respect copyright.PENANApLPOOOr1B5
思維剛想到了這裡,褚冥漾便反射性地放下了手中的襯衫,用雙手護住頭部、呈防撞擊姿勢地趴在了地上,似是在懼怕著什麼。49Please respect copyright.PENANAEwYP8boZAi
49Please respect copyright.PENANArO4CkAoje1
霎時間,房內只剩冷氣運轉的聲響,而褚冥漾則維持著這個姿勢、絲毫不敢移動,就這麼過了三秒,他才彷彿想起什麼一般迅速地撐起了身子。49Please respect copyright.PENANAd9rw37bVMB
49Please respect copyright.PENANAXAyOlCqhpE
啊啊!忘記現在是學長的上班時間,人不在啊!好險......49Please respect copyright.PENANAcPuTOo4788
49Please respect copyright.PENANAf4Ty9KbF0D
用力地甩了甩頭,讓頭腦清醒了一點後,這才又繼續方才的折衣動作。49Please respect copyright.PENANAubgfyUHPaU
49Please respect copyright.PENANAr2hg40TQKi
真是,都怪那個暴力學長啦!每次都在我暗暗念他的時候攻擊我的後腦勺!害我下意識地就擺出防禦姿勢......到底為什麼他能那麼輕易地就知道我的想法啊啊啊!49Please respect copyright.PENANAS3Sx93okr9
49Please respect copyright.PENANAo0X025gxQD
想到那個俊美無儔卻又異常暴力的學長,又想到兩人目前的半同居狀態,褚冥漾不禁在心中留下了寬寬的麵條淚。49Please respect copyright.PENANAhGHV99X8dU
49Please respect copyright.PENANAmSriHjZgJ2
要不是我剛從家裡搬出來就遇上了無家可歸的窘境,又怎麼會住進這裡啊啊!天知道那位駕駛大哥是喝了多少酒,才能撞上離他們家車庫還有二十公里遠的公寓大門啊!?車子又是多堅固才能一撞就把房子撞成危樓的啊啊啊啊!49Please respect copyright.PENANAS4akNzRnmL
49Please respect copyright.PENANAIydqDbZIwd
雖然房東還算良心的退了錢,現在學長也讓我用家務抵房租,SOHO族的確在哪裡都可以工作......可、是!金窩銀窩還不如自己的狗窩呢!更何況這個金窩是BOSS怪的巢穴啊啊啊啊!49Please respect copyright.PENANA9Dh57dRr66
49Please respect copyright.PENANAr2DjMPQh69
回想起那棟悲劇了的公寓,褚冥漾再次感歎起自己強悍的霉運,那還是第一次牽連了那麼多人......自己也被迫住進了這間動不動就會被呼巴掌的屋子......49Please respect copyright.PENANAnQoS1vHQDJ
49Please respect copyright.PENANA7kC1cv1Dgx
時間就這麼在他緬懷自己的倒楣遭遇、手上仍不停地折衣服時緩緩流逝,不知不覺間,整籃的衣服都已折好,分門別類地一疊一疊放置在了沙發上。49Please respect copyright.PENANAYq8NlD1zRG
49Please respect copyright.PENANAsnQtzQCSEB
果然......這種事也會習慣成自然的嗎?一邊無奈還能一邊折衣服......49Please respect copyright.PENANAMYAjeV64Vd
49Please respect copyright.PENANA5pdiTtxeG0
對於自己良好的適應力有些啼笑皆非,但仍絲毫不停頓地持續著例行的事物,他輕輕地用手撐著地板站起,拿過沙發上相較其它略大的幾件衣物,走至客廳右邊的房間推門而入,映入眼簾的,是一間乾淨整潔、卻少了些許人氣的屋子,可以想見房間主人那律己甚嚴的個性。49Please respect copyright.PENANAsuDj84sKq4
49Please respect copyright.PENANAwspVP8t8x0
啊......還是一樣貧瘠啊......學長的房間怎麼連個相框都沒有呢......是不是太兇了沒人敢找他合照?要不下一次跟他拍一下好了......49Please respect copyright.PENANAUWvzbCvKN0
49Please respect copyright.PENANAMJhCY3egUd
即便腦中一時間閃過不少亂七八糟的想法,褚冥漾仍在踏進房間時,下意識地放輕了腳步,輕巧地將手中的衣物放在房內那張鋪的十分平整的床上,還特意地調整了一下衣物放置的角度、使其得以方方正正地鋪平在床上,與房內的氛圍融為一體。49Please respect copyright.PENANAf54abbSKeL
49Please respect copyright.PENANAdAGEWvM8hy
做完這一系列的動作之後,這才舉步離開房間,末了,還不忘慢慢地扣上了房門。49Please respect copyright.PENANAVjc7zOvCaB
49Please respect copyright.PENANA8DNQPHqZ8s
「呼!」大大地喘出一口氣,用袖子擦了擦自己額上根本不存在的虛汗。49Please respect copyright.PENANA0iRkXq2lVy
終於搞定了......真是,不管進學長房間幾次,都好像在打仗一樣......49Please respect copyright.PENANAt9lmwvZSnv
49Please respect copyright.PENANASzLRnlfUbe
似是解決完一件人生大事一般,褚冥漾神清氣爽的回到了自己的房間,迅速地窩上自己的電腦椅,並搖了搖桌上的滑鼠,將電腦畫面跳出了螢幕保護程式。49Please respect copyright.PENANA5E0aMIuTym
49Please respect copyright.PENANA5bzuIwKvLi
嘛!現在該繼續未完成的工作了,現在時間應該差不多......隔壁那個鄰居應該不在房間裡了吧?今天要錄的台詞比較糟糕,要是不小心吵到隔壁鄰居就不好了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAh2Bg5fuFwC
49Please respect copyright.PENANAvSIioItJZ5
褚冥漾側耳聽了聽,確定沒有聽見隔壁鄰居敲擊鍵盤的聲音,他便迅速地開始了錄音的準備程序,抓凖每天這短短的三十分鐘。49Please respect copyright.PENANAY1VEvqJ4YQ
49Please respect copyright.PENANA3xK7DqB7X4
架好麥克風以及錄音軟體之後,褚冥漾點開了來自高中同學的萬惡台本,看著上面被重點標注出的幾句台詞,緩緩地開口。49Please respect copyright.PENANATK09Fxj5DK
49Please respect copyright.PENANAJxarSoYXeC
「死神大人!......我還有遺囑沒有想完,再給我一點時間好不好,不耽擱您的工作,馬上就好。」因著之前早已揣摩過台詞,因此褚冥漾十分入戲地用著有些無奈與悲涼的口吻說著。49Please respect copyright.PENANApZfqruha79
49Please respect copyright.PENANAqm1P5jsyIa
天知道我第一次看見學長的時候,就差點跪下來跟他說這句話的啊!誰叫他穿著一身黑衣還死命地拽著我的領子啊啊啊啊!49Please respect copyright.PENANATqekbzHVtW
49Please respect copyright.PENANAMuoyyJ2J48
短暫地在心裡默默地為自己和學長那悲劇性的初遇哀悼了三秒之後,褚冥漾看著下一句台詞深吸了口氣。49Please respect copyright.PENANAMZ7t34MzzU
49Please respect copyright.PENANAuaFo5XMeGh
「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!」用盡吃奶的力氣尖叫出聲,聲音中甚至逼真地透著絲絲恐懼與掙扎,身體也微微地向後傾斜,防止麥克風因為太接近而錄到爆音。49Please respect copyright.PENANA1VOqMZotgv
49Please respect copyright.PENANAsGneCNWguE
霉運總是會在人不注意的時候悄悄到來,普通人尚且避無可避,更何況是幸運值為負數的褚冥漾?可想而知,他就這麼悲催地帶著椅子向後倒了下去,重重地摔在了木質地板上,全身痛地像是要散架了一般。49Please respect copyright.PENANAJoUPLQmsRm
49Please respect copyright.PENANAweC159yRrr
「唔......痛......」從牙關裡憋出了幾個氣若遊絲的呻吟之後,便耐不住疼痛地暈了過去,腦中只隱隱約約地閃過一句話。49Please respect copyright.PENANA1cmnthrEsO
49Please respect copyright.PENANAOyoLNqm0No
學長千萬不要和我計較他們家地板凹了一個洞啊......SOHO族賠不起......49Please respect copyright.PENANALpeVomUE0S
49Please respect copyright.PENANAOknGgjOdY6
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「唉......」伸手取下晒竿上的最後一件衣物,褚冥漾大大的嘆出了今天下午的第三次氣,好似這麼做,就能夠排解掉鬱積心中的煩悶情緒。但可想而知,這並不管用。49Please respect copyright.PENANA9DdcKO0Vjv
49Please respect copyright.PENANAaAQ4tsCWEX
「哈哈哈!來抓我呀!抓不到吧!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAB4oXndLcmv
「嘻嘻!跑那麼慢一定抓不到人的啦!」49Please respect copyright.PENANADeQ5t1WbC2
「你們別跑啦......」49Please respect copyright.PENANA8qqak0nTA8
49Please respect copyright.PENANABagJOWTLF8
突地,從陽台下方傳來了孩子們的嬉鬧聲,褚冥漾好奇地向下一看,發現是一群剛放學的小學生,正在公園裡玩著鬼抓人的遊戲,原本有些緊張的心,放鬆了一下。49Please respect copyright.PENANA8KJWWyW3Me
49Please respect copyright.PENANAvaFHkZ9fRN
還好是鬼抓人,要是什麼棒球或足球之類的球類運動,一定會『不小心』偏離軌道,然後砸到我頭上的。49Please respect copyright.PENANAa31z43rVv5
49Please respect copyright.PENANA7EUvqvpogs
對自己的衰運很有自覺的褚冥漾,煩躁地抬起空著的右手,耙了耙自己的頭髮,便雙手扛起了堆滿衣服的塑膠籃,轉身走進了屋裡,輕輕用腳關上了落地窗,把屋外的嬉鬧聲隔絕於外。49Please respect copyright.PENANAcvy9QyNUr4
49Please respect copyright.PENANADMit61yjug
嘛......雖然生活是有比以前方便了啦......可是我這種SOHO族其實也不需要住在那麼好的地方......又不需要常常出門......49Please respect copyright.PENANAnQ5RTCVfWW
49Please respect copyright.PENANAUplqfHkZK2
想到這個房子優良的地理位置,身後那個市內最大的公園、距離家門五分鐘的捷運站、僅隔兩條街的大賣場......褚冥漾搖了搖頭,覺得自己住在這裡真是暴殄天物啊!49Please respect copyright.PENANAQjeVWAgHT5
49Please respect copyright.PENANAhtmHeAHtFV
真是!我這種體質住在這種人多又便利地方,萬一走出去就被十個花瓶砸死怎麼辦!會直接從活人進化為死人的!連傷患這個過程都不會有!49Please respect copyright.PENANAJVKl8K9AK5
49Please respect copyright.PENANA2PbI8MBBdn
一面在心理默默地念叨著,一面卻輕輕地將塑膠籃內在客廳內的沙發旁放好,並拿出一件件籃內的衣服,就這麼在沙發上折了起來,折好的衣服也有計劃地分類疊好。49Please respect copyright.PENANAtEvaMGJike
49Please respect copyright.PENANA3scT2cayAq
從那行雲流水的動作中,不難看出他其實十分習慣做這項家事。但,當褚冥漾拿起一件明顯比之前的幾件衣服大了一號的襯衫時,原本順暢的動作卻猛地僵住了,變得戰戰兢兢了起來,彷彿手中是一件價值萬金的易碎品一般。49Please respect copyright.PENANAiUca5iTi5v
49Please respect copyright.PENANAMGhsubPhXC
天啊!如果不小心沒弄好,一定會被學長揍的啦!那隻暴力的紅眼殺人兔......49Please respect copyright.PENANAS2yJvLQohq
49Please respect copyright.PENANApLPOOOr1B5
思維剛想到了這裡,褚冥漾便反射性地放下了手中的襯衫,用雙手護住頭部、呈防撞擊姿勢地趴在了地上,似是在懼怕著什麼。49Please respect copyright.PENANAEwYP8boZAi
49Please respect copyright.PENANArO4CkAoje1
霎時間,房內只剩冷氣運轉的聲響,而褚冥漾則維持著這個姿勢、絲毫不敢移動,就這麼過了三秒,他才彷彿想起什麼一般迅速地撐起了身子。49Please respect copyright.PENANAd9rw37bVMB
49Please respect copyright.PENANAXAyOlCqhpE
啊啊!忘記現在是學長的上班時間,人不在啊!好險......49Please respect copyright.PENANAcPuTOo4788
49Please respect copyright.PENANAf4Ty9KbF0D
用力地甩了甩頭,讓頭腦清醒了一點後,這才又繼續方才的折衣動作。49Please respect copyright.PENANAubgfyUHPaU
49Please respect copyright.PENANAr2hg40TQKi
真是,都怪那個暴力學長啦!每次都在我暗暗念他的時候攻擊我的後腦勺!害我下意識地就擺出防禦姿勢......到底為什麼他能那麼輕易地就知道我的想法啊啊啊!49Please respect copyright.PENANAS3Sx93okr9
49Please respect copyright.PENANAo0X025gxQD
想到那個俊美無儔卻又異常暴力的學長,又想到兩人目前的半同居狀態,褚冥漾不禁在心中留下了寬寬的麵條淚。49Please respect copyright.PENANAhGHV99X8dU
49Please respect copyright.PENANAmSriHjZgJ2
要不是我剛從家裡搬出來就遇上了無家可歸的窘境,又怎麼會住進這裡啊啊!天知道那位駕駛大哥是喝了多少酒,才能撞上離他們家車庫還有二十公里遠的公寓大門啊!?車子又是多堅固才能一撞就把房子撞成危樓的啊啊啊啊!49Please respect copyright.PENANAS4akNzRnmL
49Please respect copyright.PENANAIydqDbZIwd
雖然房東還算良心的退了錢,現在學長也讓我用家務抵房租,SOHO族的確在哪裡都可以工作......可、是!金窩銀窩還不如自己的狗窩呢!更何況這個金窩是BOSS怪的巢穴啊啊啊啊!49Please respect copyright.PENANA9Dh57dRr66
49Please respect copyright.PENANAr2DjMPQh69
回想起那棟悲劇了的公寓,褚冥漾再次感歎起自己強悍的霉運,那還是第一次牽連了那麼多人......自己也被迫住進了這間動不動就會被呼巴掌的屋子......49Please respect copyright.PENANAnQoS1vHQDJ
49Please respect copyright.PENANA7kC1cv1Dgx
時間就這麼在他緬懷自己的倒楣遭遇、手上仍不停地折衣服時緩緩流逝,不知不覺間,整籃的衣服都已折好,分門別類地一疊一疊放置在了沙發上。49Please respect copyright.PENANAYq8NlD1zRG
49Please respect copyright.PENANAsnQtzQCSEB
果然......這種事也會習慣成自然的嗎?一邊無奈還能一邊折衣服......49Please respect copyright.PENANAMYAjeV64Vd
49Please respect copyright.PENANA5pdiTtxeG0
對於自己良好的適應力有些啼笑皆非,但仍絲毫不停頓地持續著例行的事物,他輕輕地用手撐著地板站起,拿過沙發上相較其它略大的幾件衣物,走至客廳右邊的房間推門而入,映入眼簾的,是一間乾淨整潔、卻少了些許人氣的屋子,可以想見房間主人那律己甚嚴的個性。49Please respect copyright.PENANAsuDj84sKq4
49Please respect copyright.PENANAwspVP8t8x0
啊......還是一樣貧瘠啊......學長的房間怎麼連個相框都沒有呢......是不是太兇了沒人敢找他合照?要不下一次跟他拍一下好了......49Please respect copyright.PENANAUWvzbCvKN0
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即便腦中一時間閃過不少亂七八糟的想法,褚冥漾仍在踏進房間時,下意識地放輕了腳步,輕巧地將手中的衣物放在房內那張鋪的十分平整的床上,還特意地調整了一下衣物放置的角度、使其得以方方正正地鋪平在床上,與房內的氛圍融為一體。49Please respect copyright.PENANAf54abbSKeL
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做完這一系列的動作之後,這才舉步離開房間,末了,還不忘慢慢地扣上了房門。49Please respect copyright.PENANAVjc7zOvCaB
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「呼!」大大地喘出一口氣,用袖子擦了擦自己額上根本不存在的虛汗。49Please respect copyright.PENANA0iRkXq2lVy
終於搞定了......真是,不管進學長房間幾次,都好像在打仗一樣......49Please respect copyright.PENANAt9lmwvZSnv
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似是解決完一件人生大事一般,褚冥漾神清氣爽的回到了自己的房間,迅速地窩上自己的電腦椅,並搖了搖桌上的滑鼠,將電腦畫面跳出了螢幕保護程式。49Please respect copyright.PENANA5E0aMIuTym
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嘛!現在該繼續未完成的工作了,現在時間應該差不多......隔壁那個鄰居應該不在房間裡了吧?今天要錄的台詞比較糟糕,要是不小心吵到隔壁鄰居就不好了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAh2Bg5fuFwC
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褚冥漾側耳聽了聽,確定沒有聽見隔壁鄰居敲擊鍵盤的聲音,他便迅速地開始了錄音的準備程序,抓凖每天這短短的三十分鐘。49Please respect copyright.PENANAY1VEvqJ4YQ
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架好麥克風以及錄音軟體之後,褚冥漾點開了來自高中同學的萬惡台本,看著上面被重點標注出的幾句台詞,緩緩地開口。49Please respect copyright.PENANATK09Fxj5DK
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「死神大人!......我還有遺囑沒有想完,再給我一點時間好不好,不耽擱您的工作,馬上就好。」因著之前早已揣摩過台詞,因此褚冥漾十分入戲地用著有些無奈與悲涼的口吻說著。49Please respect copyright.PENANApZfqruha79
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天知道我第一次看見學長的時候,就差點跪下來跟他說這句話的啊!誰叫他穿著一身黑衣還死命地拽著我的領子啊啊啊啊!49Please respect copyright.PENANATqekbzHVtW
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短暫地在心裡默默地為自己和學長那悲劇性的初遇哀悼了三秒之後,褚冥漾看著下一句台詞深吸了口氣。49Please respect copyright.PENANAMZ7t34MzzU
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!」用盡吃奶的力氣尖叫出聲,聲音中甚至逼真地透著絲絲恐懼與掙扎,身體也微微地向後傾斜,防止麥克風因為太接近而錄到爆音。49Please respect copyright.PENANA1VOqMZotgv
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霉運總是會在人不注意的時候悄悄到來,普通人尚且避無可避,更何況是幸運值為負數的褚冥漾?可想而知,他就這麼悲催地帶著椅子向後倒了下去,重重地摔在了木質地板上,全身痛地像是要散架了一般。49Please respect copyright.PENANAJoUPLQmsRm
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「唔......痛......」從牙關裡憋出了幾個氣若遊絲的呻吟之後,便耐不住疼痛地暈了過去,腦中只隱隱約約地閃過一句話。49Please respect copyright.PENANA1cmnthrEsO
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學長千萬不要和我計較他們家地板凹了一個洞啊......SOHO族賠不起......49Please respect copyright.PENANALpeVomUE0S
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