各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rSEVUmdo8
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1、医院42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0pZShuEci
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqXRp9gI5E
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ874YkZlUL8
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fo4j8q6x2
周：！！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJDyde6BM3
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbx1BqrtZd
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNEBaKGwrh
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwBDmo6Dy6
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcLvJd89rF
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZSh33SpxD
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnSI24iNME
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLQ5WXcYaf
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DIHT8SNmp
江波涛夺门而出。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyZWG11GEC
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2、该说江户还是幕府？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMUh7bh1oh
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSVKMdVnGe
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgFB6CLaEh
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHGRowqmi5
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlCUBMMQDe
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRbXuqSju0
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcURCoM9wnG
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9QCagi7FV
周：……（以色侍君吗？）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yb8WQFKK4
孙：不是的！我没有！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENL1heGsV3
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFxCro0fNI
孙：是！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhUd2LWn08
周：……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBw8D68LhH
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIuc1zYaeG
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9sSmcEpNH
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWjoEJeGDW
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3、孙半仙和周客人42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqO200SJiS
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwaZ2JxGfe
周：……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2TlBg3eyT
孙：客人你要算啥？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3Z9Qrv0or
周：……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWiE4piFAx
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGFoHogakT
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBD9skJybAZ
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyNn2LNsHV
周：……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYKJYHbyqI
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlJaYBwTFk
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1YUMOnAVG
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyZ3iQy2MY
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAJXfxLcZt
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxNfOXapnG
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxpXc3yl2b
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBANSQCLHX
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1、灵异故事42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ7mfXRZcN
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFBEeRWqLt
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIlfdULJIq
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4a1h1UCu0
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8Ku8fYfDj
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2、言情故事42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpsYUsnIV2
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdQiqLInr8
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMyHfvzM4z
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiTUCmWhCu
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3、英雄故事42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUApsWqc5H
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gddJSROxJ
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8kKQr31mJ
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WAwaqpJDY
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY7cS2Z1Z9
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXbXQnYFbt
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ljiHZITlU
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVBzW3fhzi
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4FGyXYEvs
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡberhgTGNPo
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwho5ILV4zC
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyELYwGl7x
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1tEWmHSXR
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmToHKb30Lq
吴启&吕泊远：不会！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3BIQdDTpq
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtym2EF9hGC
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVHxC2PRpt
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqqHWvSlfp
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrzfkNEQSR
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小周和二翔丘42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBxyOS2P6v
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX387S8J6Y
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlysw8FihvA
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQwIcK8fS2
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQV6VmJTgY
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y6cQhLSHN
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwBs3KAYUJ
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRLoQruujy
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifupJFv6qo
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuLv7O3yaz
二翔丘：阿呜。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkoIN74wi9
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQdxUew7Q3
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkN0PkKQHpE
后来，小周收服了小明虫。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUnl9upOno
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMrLgZvdDH
后来，小周收服了江波波。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXMveEq4HO
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe7ydRihgr
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIQZ0Tp3u2
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！