各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaGBmDMdIG
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1、医院59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG4HoFWTSh
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8Gizi87c8
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrgGUkeN3q
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41JGq0GijM
周：！！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVTrnLw76f
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQRIMl2OdF
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS660fu1mX3
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7FyGTw99Y
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqEscwoeUa
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrA6SuzEE8
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWwI0TKt0g
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECvoIOsUxP
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJYkEFCTRI
江波涛夺门而出。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhrZy0QMns
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2、该说江户还是幕府？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUWHjwzl1S
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uDbEVmY0d
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKdQwm0ROO
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pzdi8hszz
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5shfRzIPA
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8i8fEGgYy
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ723r2gQ3ds
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAreBNwI3FK
周：……（以色侍君吗？）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyBbj68h9H
孙：不是的！我没有！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrVqeZgX2M
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSGJiTYFDn
孙：是！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzrqFivJHE
周：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PjGIps1pJ
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iZe9A4vOm
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt3raYyh5A
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0XNMCnP7T
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3、孙半仙和周客人59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoGpQ7FklS
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwt6sYq5xu
周：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndAMqDMhqa
孙：客人你要算啥？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaxEYwgH2J
周：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw7X72BKMN
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1Wq9zDolu
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4oYV82C6b
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYSUmvVTPU
周：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw0BvfTZrD
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0fOOIJ3vb
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK750NybY2
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjwGybe5cU
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSHVPXNbi9
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5CDWf4yYX
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Cwf6naQk0
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI65frL5PoO
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1、灵异故事59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCeDOkfqdU
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnX3o5Wue0
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZLKyNfWNY
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYhtEylFiT
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RXVICWbCQ
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2、言情故事59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDrNOcYyPB
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzqtcbPLcf
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WDdiD7koK
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53Cu9sM5Xk
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3、英雄故事59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vRQXD9uD3
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5yhBVEss1
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pS7CtoJex
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUltUkUkNum
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b7lf34jmc
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgqPDFMLLC
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiD5w3pwrP
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4u1grz9ct
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2sTQBOC5s
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5oiqxwL53
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4tOuy6qCC
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuaRtzArse
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW6lvEeoF7
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5jnXTMTjr
吴启&吕泊远：不会！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUpXtU5IIg
杜明：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhJkp0MPc7
吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRlQtd6Lkg
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApgsRYCldZ
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTt6WM5HTb
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pnDBBNCrA
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小周和二翔丘59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRwBJBFYgf
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0N3y8yI5bo
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgDudKmaaH
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJh9oN0Yqe2
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO1lgaoR8a
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMcfEzp0m1
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjxljb6Rh1
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUKYw302Wh
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfZDwBKtfN
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6MQEecO0g
二翔丘：阿呜。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiHUQBlTCy
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wCaL6sc4G
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzmAvCYj1j
后来，小周收服了小明虫。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxkHge0Ary
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy8vyiuuYO
后来，小周收服了江波波。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk0oWRmO62
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHxHJBEIQR
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeAXVTdv2z
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！