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#40

老媽的語錄集part.1

二日夾 二日夾
Apr 20, 2025 7 1 Min Read
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場合一、全聯

（剛好有很多特惠商品，精打細算的老媽絕對不會放過）11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWCDm7LQml

      媽：我們家附近的全聯賣的沐浴乳，沒有我們想買的那種口味。

      我：口味？11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2THxMixe3

      您想說的是味道才對吧？

11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIBf1fXHn9

場合二、圖書館

（離開時發現入口處放了沒有標示「可借閱」的書）11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoWMpI2f37

      媽：這些應該是新書，還不能借閱，只能內用。

      我：內用？？11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh62RckrUo3

      ......是在館內才能享用這些書嗎？

11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hsvin41mD

場合三、廚房

（老媽在處理之前富基漁港抽抽樂抽到的大獎－花枝，超級肥美好吃）11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL745EeYorz

      媽：花枝吸盤裡的殼不處理掉，觸感會不好。

      我：觸感？？？11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PQw2hxymO

      ......好吧，嘴裡的觸感，換句話說就是口感了。

11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBZEznAYyu

總結——11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhms4ESf4g

      親愛的老媽，妳累了嗎？

      之前也有發生過在煮菜時，跟我說要「醬油」要倒一圈......但她手上拿的明明是「米酒」！11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqkEkGYia8

      總算熬過新工作的第一週，每天早上起床睜眼想的都是「不想上班」，然後上班時間都提心吊膽地度過，生怕一步錯就步步錯。畢竟是公家單位，錯了感覺就會很恐怖......11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfrCa9HXJg

      雖然我媽也說「你只是約聘人員，又不是考試進去的，要離職一個月前預告就好了」，讓我稍微有點放心了。

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#0 Intro
#1 開書第一篇，紀念一百篇——但不是這本！
#2 這是一篇心情格外複雜的廢文！
#3 適當的壓力能推動前進，但過了就不好＝＝
#4 放在頭還是尾呢？這是個結構問題！
#5 打開新世界大門——第一章總算是完成囉！
#6 來場三峽的午後秘境之旅～
#7 與外婆的春節高屏遊～
#8 職場鬼事1.各種方面的消磨殆盡......職場負能量廢文！
#9 小孩眼裡的世界？
#10 感覺好久沒發文......又多了個外在誘惑！
#11 哇～一星期沒發(廢)文啦！
#12 好衰的連假......
#13 哇～哇！轉眼又是兩週沒發文了！
#14 馬上就要更忙碌了......要勞逸結合！
#15 一定要發個文彰顯存在感！
#16 怎麼反而動力下降了呢......？
#17 姑且還是先開書吧！
#18 總算要解脫......可以來拚文了！
#19 職場鬼事2.關於職場上那些二三事......
#20 上篇抱怨工作，這篇來講創作～
#21 創作與追新番兩不相誤～
#22 終於......今年目標達成了！（瘋狂撒花
#23 職場鬼事3.是我的問題，還是世道如此？（真心希望上級別來看我的文，所以設收費）
#24 職場鬼事4.解脫的倒計時開始啦～（真心希望上級別來看我的文，所以設收費）
#25 想不到名字時就用身邊的事物來命名吧！
#26 關於「主題曲」那件事......
#27 神龍不見首也不見尾
#28 充實的特休生活～親子家庭日活動！
#29 再度成精的掃地機器人！
#30 今年比賽的收穫！
#31 想發文又想修文，苦惱～
#32 關於動與靜的劇情掌握......戲曲學院秋季公演！
#33 當睡前故事好像不太妥？
#34 要開始年末倒計時啦！！！
#35 2024回顧、2025目標
#36 關於計畫的變動
#37 好久沒發文了！過年前來一篇～
#38 這是某種啟示嗎？
#39 創作結束與新的開始～
#40 老媽的語錄集part.1
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